Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.22-a0-819-g0536083 (webtiles) character file. 2099865 hyperhaifisch the Grim Reaper (level 27, 184/266 HPs) Began as a Deep Dwarf Death Knight on Mar 31, 2019. Was the Champion of Yredelemnul. Escaped with the Orb ... and 3 runes on Apr 1, 2019! The game lasted 07:16:12 (48387 turns). hyperhaifisch the Grim Reaper (DDDK) Turns: 48387, Time: 07:16:13 Health: 184/266 AC: 55 Str: 36 XL: 27 Magic: 30/30 EV: 15 Int: 14 God: Yredelemnul [******] Gold: 876 SH: 9 Dex: 12 Spells: 23/26 levels left rFire + + . SeeInvis + b - +6 executioner's axe (vamp) rCold . . . Gourm . (shield currently unavailable) rNeg + + . Faith . F - +13 crystal plate armour of Protective Custody {Slay+3} rPois + Spirit . S - +2 hat {MR+} rElec + Reflect + r - +2 cloak of Philately {rElec Str+6} rCorr + Harm . q - +2 pair of gloves MR +++++ R - +1 pair of boots of Reakuy {rCorr Str+4 SInv Stlth-} Stlth .......... V - brooch of Shielding {Reflect SH+9} HPRegen 0.00/turn A - ring of Yddus {rElec rN+ MR+ Str-4 Stlth+} MPRegen 0.22/turn X - ring of Eqid {+Blink rPois rF+ Str+4 Dex-4} @: non-regenerating A: damage resistance, heal wounds, iridescent scales 1, see invisible, blink, fire resistance 1, negative energy resistance 1, sense surroundings 3, screaming 1, strong 1, wild magic 1, sturdy frame 1, no regeneration 0: Orb of Zot }: 3/15 runes: decaying, serpentine, silver a: Device Recharging, Heal Wounds, Blink, Recall Undead Slaves, Injury Mirror, Animate Dead, Drain Life, Enslave Soul, Renounce Religion, Evoke Blink You escaped. You worshipped Yredelemnul. Yredelemnul was exalted by your worship. You were very full. You visited 11 branches of the dungeon, and saw 51 of its levels. You visited 1 bazaar. You also visited: Trove and Ice Cave. You collected 7063 gold pieces. You spent 6187 gold pieces at shops. Inventory: Hand Weapons a - a +1 executioner's axe of flaming (You acquired it on level 1 of the Vaults) b - a +6 vampiric executioner's axe (weapon) (You found it in a treasure trove) Armour q - a +2 pair of gloves (worn) r - the +2 cloak of Philately (worn) {rElec Str+6} (You found it on level 2 of the Depths) It affects your strength (+6). It insulates you from electricity. F - the +13 crystal plate armour of Protective Custody (worn) {Slay+3} (You bought it in a shop on level 11 of the Dungeon) It affects your accuracy and damage with ranged weapons and melee attacks (+3). K - the +9 scales of the Dragon King {rPois rF+ rC+ MR+} (You bought it in a shop on level 7 of the Dungeon) It protects you from fire. It protects you from cold. It protects you from poison. It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments. R - the +1 pair of boots of Reakuy (worn) {rCorr Str+4 SInv Stlth-} (You found it on level 11 of the Dungeon) It affects your strength (+4). It lets you see invisible. It protects you from acid and corrosion. It makes you less stealthy. S - a +2 hat of magic resistance (worn) (You took it off Gastronok on level 10 of the Dungeon) Jewellery f - the ring "Odonta" {+Inv MP+9} (You found it on level 1 of the Swamp) [ring of magical power] It affects your magic capacity (+9). It lets you turn invisible. t - a cursed ring of teleportation {unknown} A - the ring of Yddus (left hand) {rElec rN+ MR+ Str-4 Stlth+} (You took it off a deep elf mage on level 3 of the Elven Halls) [ring of stealth] It affects your strength (-4). It insulates you from electricity. It protects you from negative energy. It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments. It makes you more stealthy. Q - the amulet "Wakurha" {Gourm rC+ MP+9 Dex+2} (You found it on level 4 of the Lair of Beasts) [amulet of the gourmand] It allows you to eat raw meat even when not hungry. It affects your dexterity (+2). It protects you from cold. It affects your magic capacity (+9). V - the brooch of Shielding (around neck) {Reflect SH+9} (You took it off a deep elf blademaster on level 3 of the Elven Halls) [amulet of reflection] It shields you and reflects attacks. It affects your SH (+9). X - the ring of Eqid (right hand) {+Blink rPois rF+ Str+4 Dex-4} (You took it off a spriggan air mage on level 2 of the Depths) [ring of protection from fire] It affects your strength (+4). It affects your dexterity (-4). It protects you from fire. It protects you from poison. It lets you blink. Wands g - a wand of iceblast (42) n - a wand of disintegration (20) u - a wand of clouds (8) x - a wand of digging (15) z - a wand of scattershot (9) E - a wand of acid (22) M - a wand of enslavement (14) N - a wand of paralysis (27) Scrolls i - 19 scrolls of teleportation p - 20 scrolls of remove curse B - a scroll of silence G - 3 scrolls of fog H - 5 scrolls of fear J - 2 scrolls of summoning L - 8 scrolls of blinking P - a scroll of recharging W - a scroll of identify Z - a scroll of brand weapon Potions d - 6 potions of flight h - 4 potions of invisibility k - 22 potions of curing l - 3 potions of restore abilities m - 2 potions of might v - 3 potions of magic w - 6 potions of haste y - 5 potions of agility C - 4 potions of resistance D - 4 potions of ambrosia T - 4 potions of berserk rage U - a potion of cancellation Miscellaneous e - a shard of Zot j - a lamp of fire o - a harp of healing s - a phantom mirror I - a fan of gales Y - 2 sacks of spiders Comestibles c - 9 rations Skills: + Level 19.5 Fighting - Level 26.0 Axes + Level 21.1 Armour - Level 14.4 Dodging - Level 8.0 Charms - Level 8.0 Translocations - Level 5.5 Air Magic O Level 27 Invocations + Level 24.2 Evocations You had 23 spell levels left. You knew the following spells: Your Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger a - Apportation Tloc ####.. 8% 1 ##..... b - Repel Missiles Chrm/Air ###... 19% 2 ###.... Your spell library contained the following spells: Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger Cause Fear Hex #......... 100% 4 #####.. Magic Dart Conj #... 86% 1 ##..... Fireball Conj/Fire #......... 100% 5 ######. Conjure Flame Conj/Fire #....... 99% 3 ####... Bolt of Cold Conj/Ice #......... 100% 6 ####### Lightning Bolt Conj/Air ##........ 100% 5 ######. Bolt of Magma Conj/Fire/Erth #......... 100% 5 ######. Slow Hex #....... 94% 2 ###.... Haste Chrm ####.... 100% 9 ####### Confuse Hex #....... 99% 3 ####... Invisibility Hex #....... 100% 6 ####### Throw Flame Conj/Fire #..... 94% 2 ###.... Throw Frost Conj/Ice #..... 94% 2 ###.... Mephitic Cloud Conj/Pois/Air #....... 92% 3 ####... Venom Bolt Conj/Pois #......... 100% 5 ######. Summon Small Mammal Summ #... 86% 1 ##..... Bolt of Draining Conj/Necr #......... 100% 5 ######. Lehudib's Crystal Spear Conj/Erth #......... 100% 8 ####### Fire Storm Conj/Fire #......... 100% 9 ####### Blink Tloc N/A 12% 2 ###.... Summon Horrible Things Summ #......... 100% 8 ####### Animate Dead Necr N/A 100% 4 #####.. Pain Necr #... 86% 1 ##..... Control Undead Necr #......... 100% 4 #####.. Animate Skeleton Necr N/A 86% 1 ##..... Vampiric Draining Necr #......... 99% 3 ####... Freeze Ice #... 86% 1 ##..... Sticky Flame Conj/Fire #....... 100% 4 #####.. Summon Ice Beast Ice/Summ #....... 100% 4 #####.. Ozocubu's Armour Chrm/Ice ##...... 69% 3 ####... Call Imp Summ #....... 94% 2 ###.... Dispel Undead Necr #....... 100% 5 ######. Poison Arrow Conj/Pois #......... 100% 6 ####### Regeneration Chrm/Necr ##........ 69% 3 ####... Sting Conj/Pois #... 86% 1 ##..... Sublimation of Blood Necr #......... 94% 2 ###.... Tukima's Dance Hex #....... 99% 3 ####... Summon Demon Summ #......... 100% 5 ######. Summon Greater Demon Summ #......... 100% 7 ####### Corpse Rot Necr N/A 94% 2 ###.... Iron Shot Conj/Erth #......... 100% 6 ####### Stone Arrow Conj/Erth #..... 99% 3 ####... Shock Conj/Air ##.. 50% 1 ##..... Swiftness Chrm/Air ###..... 19% 2 ###.... Recall Summ/Tloc N/A 69% 3 ####... Agony Necr #....... 100% 5 ######. Spider Form Tmut/Pois #......... 99% 3 ####... Death Channel Necr #......... 100% 6 ####### Deflect Missiles Chrm/Air ###....... 100% 6 ####### Throw Icicle Conj/Ice #....... 100% 4 #####.. Glaciate Conj/Ice #......... 100% 9 ####### Shadow Creatures Summ N/A 100% 6 ####### Confusing Touch Hex #..... 86% 1 ##..... Flame Tongue Conj/Fire #.... 86% 1 ##..... Passwall Tmut/Erth #....... 94% 2 ###.... Call Canine Familiar Summ #....... 99% 3 ####... Ensorcelled Hibernation Hex/Ice #..... 94% 2 ###.... Metabolic Englaciation Hex/Ice #......... 100% 5 ######. Summon Butterflies Summ #....... 86% 1 ##..... Silence Hex/Air ##........ 100% 5 ######. Shatter Erth #......... 100% 9 ####### Static Discharge Conj/Air ##...... 85% 3 ####... Alistair's Intoxication Tmut/Pois #....... 100% 5 ######. Lee's Rapid Deconstruct Erth #......... 100% 5 ######. Sandblast Erth #..... 86% 1 ##..... Simulacrum Ice/Necr #......... 100% 6 ####### Chain Lightning Conj/Air ##........ 100% 8 ####### Excruciating Wounds Chrm/Necr ##........ 100% 5 ######. Monstrous Menagerie Summ #......... 100% 7 ####### Petrify Tmut/Erth #....... 100% 4 #####.. Orb of Destruction Conj #......... 100% 7 ####### Malign Gateway Summ/Tloc ##........ 100% 7 ####### Tornado Air ###....... 100% 9 ####### Summon Hydra Summ #......... 100% 7 ####### Darkness Hex #......... 100% 6 ####### Shroud of Golubria Chrm/Tloc ####...... 12% 2 ###.... Inner Flame Hex/Fire #....... 99% 3 ####... Aura of Abjuration Summ #......... 100% 5 ######. Iskenderun's Battlesphe Conj/Chrm ##...... 100% 5 ######. Fulminant Prism Conj/Hex #......... 100% 4 #####.. Dazzling Spray Conj/Hex #..... 99% 3 ####... Force Lance Conj/Tloc ##...... 97% 4 #####.. Infusion Chrm #### 8% 1 ##..... Song of Slaying Chrm ####.... 12% 2 ###.... Spectral Weapon Hex/Chrm ##...... 69% 3 ####... Searing Ray Conj #..... 94% 2 ###.... Discord Hex #......... 100% 8 ####### Summon Forest Summ/Tloc ##........ 100% 5 ######. Summon Lightning Spire Summ/Air ##...... 99% 4 #####.. Summon Guardian Golem Hex/Summ #....... 99% 3 ####... Spellforged Servitor Conj/Summ #......... 100% 7 ####### Summon Mana Viper Hex/Summ #....... 100% 5 ######. Cigotuvi's Embrace Necr #......... 100% 5 ######. Gell's Gravitas Tloc ####...... 22% 3 ####... Yara's Violent Unravell Hex/Tmut #......... 100% 5 ######. Lesser Beckoning Tloc ####...... 22% 3 ####... Ignition Fire #......... 100% 8 ####### Borgnjor's Vile Clutch Necr/Erth #......... 100% 5 ######. Phase Shift Tloc ####...... 86% 5 ######. Blade of Disaster Conj/Chrm ##........ 100% 6 ####### Time Stop Hex #......... 100% 9 ####### Iskenderun's Undoing Conj #......... 100% 9 ####### Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations Branches: Dungeon (15/15) Temple (1/1) D:4 Lair (6/6) D:8 Swamp (4/4) Lair:3 Snake (4/4) Lair:2 Slime (0/5) Lair:5 Orc (2/2) D:12 Elf (3/3) Orc:2 Vaults (5/5) D:14 Crypt (1/3) Vaults:2 Depths (5/5) D:15 Zot (5/5) Depths:5 Altars: Ashenzari Cheibriados Dithmenos Fedhas Hepliaklqana Jiyva Kikubaaqudgha Makhleb Qazlal Ru Sif Muna Trog Uskayaw Vehumet Xom Yredelemnul Zin Beogh Shops: D:7 [ D:9 [!?: D:10 ( D:11 *!% Orc:2 (:[* Snake:1 ( Snake:2 ( Snake:4 * Vaults:1 : Vaults:3 : Portals: Hell: Depths:1 Depths:2 Depths:3 Depths:4 Depths:5 Abyss: Depths:3 Depths:4 Pandemonium: Depths:3 Depths:4 Ziggurat: Depths:4 Annotations: D:4 Duvessa Lair:4 Nessos Vaults:2 2 exclusions Depths:2 exclusion: upstairs Zot:3 exclusion: door Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations You are resistant to damage. You can heal yourself by infusing magical energy. You resist negative energy. (rN+) You passively map a large area around you. You do not regenerate. You are partially covered in iridescent scales. (AC +2) You have supernaturally acute eyesight. (SInv) You can translocate small distances at will. Your flesh is heat resistant. (rF+) You occasionally shout uncontrollably at your foes. Your muscles are strong. (Str +2) Your spells are a little harder to cast, but a little more powerful. Your movements are slightly less encumbered by armour. (ER -2) Message History Tha jackalfish skeleton closely misses ye! Thar be a stone crab tunnel leadin' up 'ere! Tha jackalfish skeleton misses ye! Ye block tha jackalfish skeleton's attack! Ye climb upwards! Thar be a stone crab tunnel leadin' down 'ere! Evoke which item? (* ta show all) (? fer menu, 'sc ta quit) Aimin': Dig Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line A rock wall! 'tis square be cov'red in magical glow! Tha rock shatters inta small pieces! Thar be a stone crab tunnel leadin' up 'ere! Ye climb upwards! Thar be a stone crab tunnel leadin' down 'ere! Thar be a stone crab tunnel leadin' up 'ere! Ye climb upwards! Thar be a stone crab tunnel leadin' down 'ere! Thar be a crab tunnel leadin' outta tha dungeon 'ere! Ye haf 'scaped!!! ...#.##########...##########.# .....# PP., #...#PPPP♣P #.# ....)# .♣PP #...#...P. #.# .....#,* ♣PPP♣#...#PP♣ P #.# .....# PPP♣.#...#PP♣ .P, #.# .....#, P.PPP#...#♣P♣PPP ,#.# .....#,, PP♣♣P#...#..PP♣. #.# #....# * PP.P♣#...#PPPP.. #.# .....# PPPPP#.@.#♣♣P.PP #.# ###..# * .PPPP#...#PPP♣PP,,#.# .....# , ..PPP#...#..♣P♣. #.# ####.# ,,♣P♣♣P#...#.P♣P♣ #.# # #.# .PPPP#...#PP..PP #.# ####.# PP.PP#...#♣♣P♣PP #.## .).#.#, ♣PPP♣#...# P♣ ♣ #..# .....# ♣PPP,#[..#, *♣ ##.# ####.##########...# #)# There were no monsters in sight! Notes Turn | Place | Note -------+----------+------------------------------------------- 0 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch the Deep Dwarf Death Knight began the quest for the Orb. 0 | D:1 | Reached XP level 1. HP: 19/19 MP: 3/3 0 | D:1 | someoneawful: lmao your tile is a crab. 0 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: I'm a crab irl. 0 | D:1 | someoneawful: Deep Dwrab 0 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: DD without an hp regen god... 7 | D:1 | someoneawful: yes 7 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: oh god what is this autoexplore 7 | D:1 | someoneawful: oh, it's the old-style autoexplore 7 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: brb seeing what I have to change to fix it 69 | D:1 | someoneawful: i love that you're just a crab with an axe pasted on 69 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: why would you want your autoexplore to do That 69 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: heh 102 | D:1 | someoneawful: well, if you're watching your autoexplore go, you can interrupt it 102 | D:1 | someoneawful: before it does some dumb shit 102 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: true. 102 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: but where's the fun in that 102 | D:1 | someoneawful: heh 102 | D:1 | someoneawful: exactly 177 | D:1 | Reached XP level 2. HP: 21/26 MP: 4/4 518 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: gooncrawl should have DD start with a harp of healing 518 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: imo 635 | D:2 | someoneawful: you have your healing ability 635 | D:2 | someoneawful: but 635 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: wow 635 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: I can just fail to heal 654 | D:2 | someoneawful: look, being DD is suffering. 698 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: (very araganzar voice) have you considered using your HW potions you already have ided 702 | D:2 | Reached XP level 3. HP: 32/32 MP: 4/4 709 | D:2 | Reached ** piety under Yredelemnul 727 | D:2 | someoneawful: araganzar is greaterplayersplaining crawl 1013 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: how do you do the adjusting travel speed to companions thing... 1013 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: e. 1013 | D:2 | someoneawful: ctrl e apparently 1217 | D:2 | someoneawful: one of those weird commands nobody thinks about until it's necessary 1229 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: useful zombies 1261 | D:2 | someoneawful: they're trying their est 1261 | D:2 | someoneawful: best 1407 | D:3 | someoneawful: worms are strangely troublesome 1420 | D:3 | someoneawful: ooh, a war ax. 1429 | D:3 | Reached XP level 4. HP: 19/39 MP: 2/5 1511 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: downside of crabtile: I can't see how dumb my outfit looks 1603 | D:3 | Found a faded altar of an unknown god. 1655 | D:3 | someoneawful: it's true 1660 | D:3 | someoneawful: otoh: you are a crab 1713 | D:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Axes 1984 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: oh I guess the fail % on healbility goes down with XL or something 2013 | D:4 | someoneawful: ow 2051 | D:4 | Noticed an ogre 2079 | D:3 | someoneawful: what a rough stair 2090 | D:4 | Reached skill level 4 in Invocations 2120 | D:4 | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple. 2132 | Temple | Entered the Ecumenical Temple 2138 | D:4 | Noticed Duvessa 2138 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: Minmay 2138 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: sister o' crabby mcspells 2139 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: elec rapier, gah 2142 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: this is a good floor to die on I guess. 2158 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: good ideas, coming soon. 2159 | D:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon 2164 | D:5 | someoneawful: rip. 2169 | D:5 | Reached XP level 5. HP: 36/45 MP: 6/6 2186 | D:5 | someoneawful: oh you didn't die. 2221 | D:5 | someoneawful: scarf... 2231 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: wow 2231 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: rude 2231 | D:5 | someoneawful: ahahaha 2407 | D:5 | Noticed Pikel 2407 | D:5 | Noticed a slave 2407 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: crabbold slavercrab 2407 | D:5 | Noticed a slave 2407 | D:5 | Noticed a slave 2408 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: something buzzing 2408 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: gonna die. 2408 | D:5 | someoneawful: oh no. 2408 | D:5 | someoneawful: bees and pikel 2408 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: I could go back upstairs to the other hellfloor 2408 | D:5 | someoneawful: elec wip is scary 2408 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: scroll roulette 2408 | D:5 | Noticed a slave 2411 | D:5 | someoneawful: random uselessness... 2412 | D:5 | someoneawful: amnesia 2413 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: success??? 2413 | D:5 | someoneawful: fear... 2425 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: cool the slaves are still following me. 2425 | D:5 | someoneawful: i mean you're still probably gonna die if-- yeah 2425 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: at least they don't have elec whips 2429 | D:5 | someoneawful: what do slaves have to be afraid of really 2449 | D:5 | Killed a slave 2450 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: oh pikel found me again 2451 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: yes yes good 2451 | D:5 | someoneawful: inner flame 2451 | D:5 | someoneawful: lmao 2452 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: whew 2454 | D:5 | someoneawful: you found tele. 2642 | D:5 | Found a bloodstained altar of Trog. 2648 | D:5 | someoneawful: i love how this character is just progressively more and more dead. 2827 | D:5 | someoneawful: like, you're never going to get less dead. 2828 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: heh 2828 | D:5 | someoneawful: you're just dead in different directions. 2828 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: the dead be walking! 2833 | D:5 | Reached XP level 6. HP: 45/52 MP: 7/7 2834 | D:5 | someoneawful: the dead be scuttlin'! 2843 | D:5 | Reached *** piety under Yredelemnul 2843 | D:5 | Reached skill level 5 in Invocations 2847 | D:5 | someoneawful: ooh, servant gifts. 2870 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: oh boy 2870 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: the most useful amulet 2870 | D:5 | someoneawful: for someone who's turning all the corpses into zombies 2883 | D:5 | someoneawful: does guardian golem work with undead or just summons. 2883 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: ok so I just need to flood the world iwth summons and 2883 | D:5 | someoneawful: ??guardian golem 2883 | D:5 | someoneawful: oh 2883 | D:5 | someoneawful: beem 2883 | D:5 | someoneawful: :'( 2941 | D:5 | someoneawful: i think it just works with summons though 2998 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: zombies are not very effective at blocking bees 3006 | D:5 | someoneawful: a zombee 3030 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: oh 3031 | D:5 | someoneawful: hmm 3036 | D:5 | someoneawful: why is that door closed 3036 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: bees. 3036 | D:5 | someoneawful: oh 3036 | D:5 | someoneawful: welp 3042 | D:5 | someoneawful: clearly 3042 | D:5 | someoneawful: you should just 3042 | D:5 | someoneawful: berserk pot 3042 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: heh 3042 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: this char is dead anyway, might as well. 3042 | D:5 | someoneawful: i'm only like half-joking 3043 | D:5 | someoneawful: it might work!!! 3043 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: this says a red film covers my vision but that's clearly blue 3043 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: I want a refund 3043 | D:5 | someoneawful: i swear it used to be red 3046 | D:5 | Killed a slave 3047 | D:5 | Killed Pikel 3047 | D:5 | Reached skill level 6 in Invocations 3047 | D:5 | someoneawful: you did it 3047 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: success 3047 | D:5 | Reached XP level 7. HP: 58/58 MP: 8/10 3072 | D:5 | someoneawful: now maybe just go downstairs 3145 | D:6 | someoneawful: please don't get murdered by an iguana 3148 | D:6 | someoneawful: oh, you didn't 3148 | D:6 | Reached skill level 7 in Invocations 3173 | D:6 | someoneawful: man you need a faithulet 3223 | D:6 | Reached XP level 8. HP: 39/66 MP: 11/11 3230 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: I need a better god for DD than yred 3309 | D:6 | someoneawful: well yred not giving healing is hard, yes 3618 | D:6 | Found a radiant altar of Vehumet. 3959 | D:7 | someoneawful: GSC ogre... 4099 | D:7 | Reached skill level 10 in Axes 4151 | D:7 | Reached **** piety under Yredelemnul 4266 | D:7 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a wight) 4276 | D:7 | Found Qioshresh's Armour Boutique. 4286 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: dragon king. 4286 | D:7 | someoneawful: wow. 4286 | D:7 | someoneawful: that shield is good too, but axes. 4286 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: putting it on my shopping list since this char clearly has a long future 4286 | D:7 | someoneawful: ahaha 4286 | D:7 | someoneawful: look you're not dead YET 4375 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: too injured to tab: the DD struggle 4443 | D:7 | Noticed a hippogriff 4446 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: oh, life force draining 4446 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: is HP recovery I guess 4454 | D:7 | Killed a hippogriff 4704 | D:7 | someoneawful: that's very true 4734 | D:8 | someoneawful: maybe someday you'll find a faith amulet 4748 | D:8 | Reached skill level 5 in Armour 4902 | D:8 | Gained mutation: You passively map the area around you. [Deep Dwarf growth] 4902 | D:8 | Reached XP level 9. HP: 45/73 MP: 12/12 4917 | D:8 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a wight) 4961 | D:8 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 5001 | D:8 | Reached skill level 8 in Invocations 5005 | D:8 | someoneawful: can't believe you've been a pot-faker all this time 5005 | D:8 | Killed a two-headed ogre 5005 | D:8 | Reached skill level 9 in Invocations 5058 | D:8 | someoneawful: pretty sure your piety is high enough you can just animate all corpses in los now 5060 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: yup 5064 | D:8 | someoneawful: yay 5161 | D:8 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (3 flying skulls) 5163 | D:8 | someoneawful: skulls. 5178 | D:8 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 5189 | D:8 | Killed a two-headed ogre 5189 | D:8 | Reached skill level 10 in Invocations 5189 | D:8 | Reached XP level 10. HP: 63/80 MP: 13/13 5191 | D:8 | Found a staircase to the Lair. 5196 | D:8 | someoneawful: dang, they did it 5200 | D:8 | Found a hide-covered altar of Uskayaw. 5216 | D:8 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 5226 | D:8 | Killed a two-headed ogre 5231 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: flying skulls: relatively tough this early on 5265 | D:8 | someoneawful: i always forget, since by the time you actually encounter them they're like flying rats 5353 | D:8 | Reached skill level 11 in Invocations 5424 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: imp carrying a blink scroll 5475 | D:8 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 5477 | D:8 | someoneawful: how redundant 5485 | D:8 | Killed a two-headed ogre 5706 | D:8 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 5707 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: so many twogres 5717 | D:8 | Killed a two-headed ogre 5818 | D:8 | someoneawful: cat: yelling at me for touching her feet, when she put her feet on me. 5818 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: this character is so bad 5818 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: ...ahaha 5818 | D:8 | someoneawful: i mean 5818 | D:8 | someoneawful: this character is Okay 5818 | D:8 | someoneawful: it's not great. 5818 | D:8 | someoneawful: you could use... literally anything really. 5818 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: yes 5818 | D:8 | someoneawful: do you have any unid'd scrolls 5818 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: another wand would be good. 5818 | D:8 | someoneawful: oh 5818 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: also more id. 5818 | D:8 | someoneawful: i gues not 5818 | D:8 | someoneawful: dang. 5818 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: I just need to find another stack of 3 acq 5818 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: then I'll be set 5818 | D:8 | someoneawful: well, bring your skull posse (or what's left of it) down to lair i guess. 5823 | D:8 | someoneawful: is it all dead? 5823 | D:8 | someoneawful: how sad. 5823 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: hydra plan: flail, crying 5823 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: yes, it is 5823 | D:8 | someoneawful: well 5823 | D:8 | someoneawful: you can pain mirror 5823 | D:8 | someoneawful: which isn't IDEAL 5823 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: true 5823 | D:8 | someoneawful: but it will help 5824 | Lair:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Lair of Beasts 5838 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: and, uh, maybe yred will give you gifts? 5838 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: optimism! 5842 | Lair:1 | Reached XP level 11. HP: 78/86 MP: 8/15 5860 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: I need a vamp axe. 5860 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: hp draining helped! 5860 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: you do 5907 | Lair:1 | Gained mutation: You are agile. (Dex +2) [potion of mutation] 5907 | Lair:1 | Gained mutation: You have a pair of small antennae on your head. [potion of mutation] 5907 | Lair:1 | Gained mutation: You are surrounded by a mild repulsion field. (EV +2) [potion of mutation] 5908 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: ... 5908 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: good antennae 5908 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: oh no your hat 5937 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: at least permafood is so plentiful anymore that you can just... turn literally everything into zombies 6029 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: str 6069 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: no rpois, good times 6091 | Lair:1 | Reached skill level 12 in Invocations 6273 | Lair:1 | Noticed Erica 6276 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: flamy crablady... 6277 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: good cloud 6281 | Lair:1 | Killed Erica 6282 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: very 6383 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: hey, flaming scythe 6385 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: you can hit hydras with it. 6475 | Lair:1 | Reached skill level 10 in Armour 6476 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: scrolls: they would be nice 6589 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: oh, handy 6657 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: also handy 6657 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: heck yes more cloudwands 6815 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: and an acid wand! 6823 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: i mean, it's no healing harp 6932 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: I love the dumb programmer art zombies for generic 4-legged animals 6932 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: they're just... weird blobs 7000 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: so many others got nice recolored versions of whateve ranimal they were but the quadruped is still a quadruped 7085 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh 7085 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: are you tabbing a distort axe naga 7085 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: distort 7096 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: the zombies did it 7096 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: wield the axe 7133 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: wield the axe!!! 7140 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh, the distort axe. 7140 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: heh. 7140 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: yes 7140 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: I mean it's probably useful 7140 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: it's a great idea that will cause you no problems 7140 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: live on the edge when hydras appears 7282 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: I'm doing the bad idea. 7283 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: i mean it's probably a terrible idea 7283 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: but 7284 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: sure 7284 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: why not. 7284 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: I hate this char anyway. 7284 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: enchant that sucker up 7288 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: with all my no EW 7291 | Lair:2 | Found a staircase to the Snake Pit. 7335 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: rip. 7575 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: cool, this is good 7584 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: drain life: good when there's a lot of things around 7584 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: this is like, a character i'd play 7587 | Lair:2 | Reached skill level 13 in Invocations 7816 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: ??drain life 7816 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh 7816 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: right 7816 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: beem :'( 7816 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: so it is invo affected 7816 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: k. 7880 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: really with allies distort isn't a bad brand to have 7884 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: suddenly all the id 7916 | Lair:3 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a wight) 7917 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: yred needs to hurry up and give you more shit though 7918 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: oh 7918 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: a wight 7918 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: just one 7918 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: single wight 8167 | Lair:3 | Got a vibrating platinum ring 8168 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: living on the edge 8169 | Lair:3 | Identified the ring of Zeppymy {+Blink rF- Str+2 Stlth+} (You found it on level 3 of the Lair of Beasts) 8170 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: oh 8170 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: well evokable blink is good 8170 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: hm 8170 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: yeah 8369 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: scattershot 8369 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: with one charge 8438 | Lair:3 | Found a staircase to the Swamp. 8442 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: it's trying 8451 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Evocations 8525 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: nice pointless eel zombie 8525 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: look. 8525 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: wand... 8526 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: nessos. 8526 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: I have no hex wands 8526 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: oh 8526 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: you don't h- 8526 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: oh 8526 | Lair:4 | Noticed Nessos 8529 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: well... 8545 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: i bet that wand is a hex wand 8546 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: 18% 8546 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: go up, i guess? 8546 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: but it feels like 100% 8547 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: at least my zombs are here 8559 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: yeah, stairdancing with zombpals is nice 8582 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: remember when you could just. bring them with you. 8592 | Lair:4 | Reached XP level 12. HP: 91/100 MP: 9/15 8600 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: except I can't. 8655 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: oh 8655 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: hi nessos 8655 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: he looms 8658 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: bye nessos 8661 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: oh 8663 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: cool. 8666 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: sheeps... 8668 | Lair:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Fighting 8711 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: oh good. 8711 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: well 8711 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: that's. 8723 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: hell yeah mirror 8727 | Lair:4 | Killed Nessos 8728 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: nessos' greatest weakness: nessos 8728 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: phantom mirror is a good emergency button. 8729 | Lair:4 | Noticed a seven-headed hydra 8739 | Lair:4 | Killed a seven-headed hydra 8918 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: pfft 8918 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: random effects is actually okay, it's just also terrible and scary. 8965 | Lair:4 | Got a coiled jade amulet 8967 | Lair:4 | Identified the amulet "Wakurha" {Gourm rC+ MP+9 Dex+2} (You found it on level 4 of the Lair of Beasts) 8968 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: ... 8968 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: well it's an improvement 8968 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: at least 8968 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: heh 9407 | Lair:5 | Noticed a six-headed hydra 9409 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: hey a hydra 9410 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: hi a heydra 9410 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: fire hydra 9410 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: shoot it with wands until it dies, i guess 9411 | Lair:5 | Killed a six-headed hydra 9411 | Lair:5 | Reached skill level 5 in Evocations 9412 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: yay. 9495 | Lair:5 | Noticed a six-headed hydra 9499 | Lair:5 | Found a runed door. 9500 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: really, deep dwarf and yred are both pretty strong, so ti makes sense you'd at least survive earlygame between the two of them 9500 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: it's just one of thos characters that like 9502 | Lair:5 | Found a viscous altar of Jiyva. 9502 | Lair:5 | Killed a six-headed hydra 9503 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: you have to fight for it every step of the way and it's awkward 9509 | Lair:5 | Found a staircase to the Slime Pits. 9546 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: this is a character that dies trying to get its 3rd rune 9555 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: 3rd??? 9555 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: yes 9584 | Lair:5 | Reached skill level 15 in Axes 9719 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: hm 9719 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: rebranding from distort is dangerous. 9719 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: it acts as unwielding right 9719 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: yeah 9719 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: who knows, it might turn out okay!!!! 9719 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: LET'S DO IT 9720 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: oh 9720 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: it turned out okay! 9720 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: I'll take it! 9768 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: actually it doesn't look like it did an unwield effect at all, which is... strange 9771 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: maybe that changed? 9771 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: idk 9985 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: i sure have no idea 9986 | Lair:6 | Entered Level 6 of the Lair of Beasts 9997 | Lair:6 | Found a deep blue altar of Sif Muna. 10038 | Lair:6 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (2 flying skulls) 10068 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: gonna get dragon king any day now!!! 10123 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: $$$ 10151 | Lair:6 | Noticed a five-headed hydra 10163 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: oh good 10166 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: better 10168 | Lair:6 | Killed a three-headed hydra 10168 | Lair:6 | Reached ***** piety under Yredelemnul 10209 | Lair:6 | Got a fine cloak 10216 | Lair:6 | Identified the cursed +0 cloak "Juykowk" {+Fly} (You found it on level 6 of the Lair of Beasts) 10314 | Lair:6 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a wight) 10345 | Lair:6 | Reached XP level 13. HP: 100/112 MP: 15/16 10384 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: wizardry... 10389 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: do you even have a spell library 10407 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: nothing good except apport maybe 10407 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: nothing worth writing home about 10407 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: unless you wanted to level necro 10407 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: which is not the worst idea, really... 10459 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: but you could just keep hitting things with an axe and be fine too. 10722 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: at least it's one of the easier and less scary lair ends 10787 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: sharkfruit 10860 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: boots... 10871 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: stealth 10871 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: i mean. 10871 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: stealth 10871 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: better than nothing 10877 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: look, 3 potions of healing 10969 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: hell clam 10969 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: it knew 10969 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: ...hell clam 11529 | D:9 | Found Fayst's Armour Boutique. 11585 | D:9 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a wight) 11592 | D:9 | someoneawful: why are those bees sleeping 11592 | D:9 | Reached skill level 5 in Dodging 11593 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: random effects 11593 | D:9 | someoneawful: oh 11593 | D:9 | someoneawful: heh 11613 | D:9 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a phantasmal warrior) 11636 | D:9 | Reached skill level 14 in Invocations 11641 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: zombee army 11687 | D:9 | someoneawful: wow that's a lot of bees 11692 | D:9 | someoneawful: amor shop 11692 | D:9 | someoneawful: armor* 11692 | D:9 | someoneawful: rmsl scarf, i guess, is a thing 11692 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie 11692 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: that's amor 11692 | D:9 | someoneawful: Yeeuch! Ham and pineapple. 11692 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: I'll get dragon king any day now, clearly. 11692 | D:9 | Bought a scarf of repulsion for 180 gold pieces 11712 | D:9 | Found Jogoschucw's Book Shoppe. 11839 | D:9 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 11870 | D:9 | someoneawful: it's gonna happen! 11948 | D:9 | Found Leimn's Magic Scroll Shop. 11965 | D:9 | Bought a scroll of magic mapping for 38 gold pieces 11965 | D:9 | Bought a scroll of enchant weapon for 82 gold pieces 11965 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: should I roll the dice on brand weapon again? 11966 | D:9 | someoneawful: i mean 11966 | D:9 | someoneawful: elec is pretty okay. 11966 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: elec's not bad really 11966 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: yeah 11966 | D:9 | someoneawful: save it if you find an exe axe somehow or something 11966 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: araganzar roars: REBRAND UNTIL YOU GET FREEZING 11975 | D:9 | Found Qiclido's Distillery. 11978 | D:9 | Bought a potion of heal wounds for 75 gold pieces 11978 | D:9 | Bought a potion of heal wounds for 75 gold pieces 11978 | D:9 | someoneawful: an araganzar doesn't roar, it condescends 11978 | D:9 | Bought a potion of ambrosia for 120 gold pieces 12260 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: this char's gone from miserable to pretty okay tbh 12391 | D:10 | Entered Level 10 of the Dungeon 12435 | D:10 | someoneawful: it's that weird combination of powerful earlygame stuff 12454 | D:10 | Noticed Gastronok 12454 | D:10 | someoneawful: if only yred would get off his butt and gift you a bone dragon 12454 | D:10 | someoneawful: ack it's gastronok 12454 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: gastro 12455 | D:10 | someoneawful: hat 12455 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: hat. 12457 | D:10 | someoneawful: don't die to gastronok 12464 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: blabberskite 12468 | D:10 | someoneawful: fool-headed 12476 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: yeasty, gross 12552 | D:10 | Found Fifokhleo's Antique Weapon Shop. 12561 | D:10 | someoneawful: ooh, friends 12668 | D:10 | someoneawful: are there any other battleaxes around at all, actually 12669 | D:10 | someoneawful: dang. 12669 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: see, using the distort axe was actually great play 12669 | D:10 | someoneawful: it was! 12671 | D:10 | someoneawful: i was only half joking 12713 | D:10 | someoneawful: i can't remember if rebrand can hit vampiric or not and i don't have beem to ask. 12714 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: it can iirc 12772 | D:10 | someoneawful: oh man a spectral warrior or whatever 12783 | D:10 | Reached skill level 10 in Evocations 12833 | D:10 | someoneawful: can they mr 1/2 your foes? 12839 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: probably 12842 | D:10 | someoneawful: what a great pal 12842 | D:10 | someoneawful: i want one 12942 | D:10 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a phantasmal warrior) 13007 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: surely I can take gastro. 13007 | D:10 | someoneawful: i mean 13007 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: "you die..." 13009 | D:10 | someoneawful: probably? but is it a good use of your resources 13017 | D:10 | someoneawful: the key to killing gastro is to put a cloud on him 13017 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: alas 13017 | D:10 | someoneawful: oh no 13017 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: I am out of clouds 13017 | D:10 | someoneawful: your cloud wand :( 13017 | D:10 | someoneawful: um 13017 | D:10 | someoneawful: acid? 13017 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: clearly I should poly him and 13021 | D:10 | someoneawful: lowering his armor is good 13021 | D:10 | Killed Gastronok 13023 | D:10 | someoneawful: yay 13029 | D:10 | someoneawful: MR! 13029 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: oo 13029 | D:10 | someoneawful: worth it, i guess, probably 13030 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: now I have two entire pips of MR 13150 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: oh, undead purple 13150 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: oh well. 13319 | D:11 | Found Beolay's Distillery. 13322 | D:11 | someoneawful: the purple is your army now 13331 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: boots. 13337 | D:11 | Got a pair of polished boots 13338 | D:11 | Identified the +1 pair of boots of Reakuy {rCorr Str+4 SInv Stlth-} (You found it on level 11 of the Dungeon) 13339 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: ooo 13349 | D:11 | someoneawful: well, those are decent. 13360 | D:11 | Bought a potion of heal wounds for 80 gold pieces 13360 | D:11 | Bought a potion of heal wounds for 80 gold pieces 13421 | D:11 | Gained mutation: You are dopey. (Int -2) [mutagenic meat] 13422 | D:11 | Gained mutation: Your movements are slightly less encumbered by armour. (ER -2) [mutagenic meat] 13423 | D:11 | Gained mutation: You passively map a large area around you. [mutagenic meat] 13424 | D:11 | Gained mutation: You are frail. (-10% HP) [mutagenic meat] 13426 | D:11 | Gained mutation: You tend to lose your temper in combat. [mutagenic meat] 13427 | D:11 | someoneawful: um 13427 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: cool, frail and zerkitis 13427 | D:11 | someoneawful: that went...... poorly 13427 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: this is great 13438 | D:11 | Found Hecho's Food Shop. 13442 | D:11 | someoneawful: when the very first mut is "you feel stupid" 13444 | D:11 | someoneawful: it's kind of a sign 13526 | D:11 | Found Rocuf's Assorted Antiques. 13535 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: so many shops 13535 | D:11 | someoneawful: cpa 13535 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: whoa 13567 | D:11 | someoneawful: and a mirror 13685 | D:11 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a wraith) 13746 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: cool, deepest possible orc 13746 | D:12 | someoneawful: i am very concerned that you have berserkitis but maybe you'll find some more purple and get rid of it. 13746 | D:12 | someoneawful: just... remember not to turn the purple into zombies i guess 13758 | D:12 | Gained mutation: You resist negative energy. (rN+) [Deep Dwarf growth] 13758 | D:12 | Reached XP level 14. HP: 91/110 MP: 17/17 13818 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: oh the wraith is my only permadude 13818 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: ok 13858 | D:12 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a skeletal warrior) 13887 | D:12 | Reached skill level 15 in Invocations 14015 | D:12 | Noticed Maurice 14016 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: stealy crabman 14016 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: he got a new tile 14016 | D:12 | Noticed Maurice 14016 | D:12 | Maurice changed into Maurice the guardian serpent 14017 | D:12 | someoneawful: don't get robbed 14017 | D:12 | someoneawful: oh 14017 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: he's a snek now 14021 | D:12 | Killed Maurice the guardian serpent 14028 | D:12 | someoneawful: oh you have enslave soul now 14045 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: yes 14199 | D:12 | Found a staircase to the Orcish Mines. 14676 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: orc is a good idea that will not kill me 14676 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: the crawl protip is that the more you talk about dying the less you die somehow. 14708 | Orc:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Orcish Mines 14712 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: strange, but probably true! 14725 | Orc:1 | hyperhaifisch: 1% 14942 | Orc:2 | Entered Level 2 of the Orcish Mines 14942 | Orc:2 | Found Kaepomad's Antique Weapon Boutique. 14951 | Orc:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a wraith) 14998 | Orc:2 | Noticed an orc warlord 15000 | Orc:2 | Noticed an orc warlord 15004 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: it suddenly turned into a party 15020 | Orc:1 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a phantasmal warrior) 15040 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: orc:2 likes to do that. 15056 | Orc:1 | Killed an orc warlord 15058 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: well, orc generally 15155 | Orc:1 | Killed an orc warlord 15181 | Orc:1 | hyperhaifisch: yoink 15187 | Orc:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire knight) 15383 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 15479 | Orc:2 | Found Vezeigav's Gadget Emporium. 15495 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: shop mimic. 15506 | Orc:1 | Noticed Josephine 15507 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: why are shop mimics 15509 | Orc:2 | Killed Josephine 15550 | Orc:1 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a ghoul) 15614 | Orc:1 | hyperhaifisch: vampire knight :3 15614 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: it IS nice ta haf friends! 15744 | Orc:2 | Found Hiepaega's Antique Armour Emporium. 15787 | Orc:2 | Found a staircase to the Elven Halls. 15831 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: this is a huge orc:2 15845 | Orc:2 | Found Ippul's General Store. 15872 | Orc:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire knight) 15909 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: hey, a battleaxe 15918 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: a regular old battleaxe 15918 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: also a distort scimitar apparently 15935 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: don't you still have that scroll of branding though 16026 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: it's in a shop 16029 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: oh 16116 | Orc:2 | Found Gaushruh's Book Shop. 16117 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i thought you like, had it. 16124 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: dang. 16124 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: books 16240 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: shrimp:1 16240 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: should be shrimpish mines 16240 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: pastry mines 16255 | D:13 | someoneawful: a pastry chef comes into view. 16262 | D:13 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a ghoul) 16281 | D:13 | Lost mutation: You tend to lose your temper in combat. [mutagenic meat] 16282 | D:13 | Lost mutation: You are agile. (Dex +2) [mutagenic meat] 16284 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: well zerkitis went away at least 16284 | D:13 | someoneawful: yay, no more berserkitis. 16316 | D:13 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a profane servitor) 16317 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: oh boy 16339 | D:13 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a phantasmal warrior) 16384 | D:13 | Noticed Snorg 16390 | D:13 | Killed Snorg 16404 | D:13 | Lost mutation: You are frail. (-10% HP) [mutagenic meat] 16405 | D:13 | Gained mutation: Armour fits poorly on your strangely shaped body. [mutagenic meat] 16406 | D:13 | someoneawful: shadowfriends 16406 | D:13 | someoneawful: shadowfriends! 16567 | D:13 | Reached XP level 15. HP: 102/135 MP: 18/18 16758 | D:13 | someoneawful: i wonder what that scroll is 16786 | D:13 | someoneawful: LMAO 16786 | D:13 | someoneawful: got half your army killed, holy scrolled the rest 16945 | D:14 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a ghoul) 16963 | D:14 | Found a frozen archway. 16972 | D:14 | someoneawful: an ice cave... 16972 | D:14 | someoneawful: i guess you have rC+ 16972 | D:14 | someoneawful: it's... probably Fine 16975 | IceCv | Entered an ice cave 16976 | IceCv | someoneawful: oh 16984 | IceCv | someoneawful: this one 16993 | IceCv | someoneawful: can you summon your pals in? 16994 | IceCv | hyperhaifisch: I don't think so 16994 | IceCv | hyperhaifisch: they didn't follow me in 16996 | IceCv | someoneawful: crazy 17004 | IceCv | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 17009 | IceCv | hyperhaifisch: a new pal 17039 | IceCv | Reached ****** piety under Yredelemnul 17041 | IceCv | someoneawful: oh no 17042 | IceCv | someoneawful: your pal :( 17272 | IceCv | Found an ancient bone altar of Kikubaaqudgha. 17290 | IceCv | someoneawful: so many imps, so many impsults 17301 | IceCv | hyperhaifisch: foppish wibble-suckin' 17470 | D:14 | someoneawful: i googled "wibble-sucking" with quotes and the only thing that came up was crawl code 17476 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: wibble /ˈwibəl/ verbINFORMAL•BRITISH 1. wobble; quiver. 2. speak or write vaguely or at great length. 17547 | D:14 | someoneawful: man you have some Powerhouse Allies now 17562 | D:14 | Gained mutation: You are partially covered in icy blue scales. (AC +2) [mutagenic meat] 17569 | D:14 | someoneawful: scales... 17600 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: mammet 17899 | D:14 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire knight) 17938 | D:14 | Reached skill level 10 in Fighting 17954 | D:14 | Found a gate to the Vaults. 18054 | D:14 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 18156 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: vamp, there's nothing here 18156 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: why should I run 18156 | D:14 | someoneawful: he's helping. 18156 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: ...reddit... 18156 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: Corn chips. (self.relationship_advice) 18156 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: My boyfriend only refers to tortilla chips as nachos. Never torilla chips, never corn chips, never even Tostitos. He largely eats them in non-nacho form, from the bag, dipped in salsa and or guacamole. Still, in his mind, he is eating a "bag of nachos." How do I kindly and gently explain to him he is unworthy of the gift of life? Can he change? Should we even be friends? 18156 | D:14 | someoneawful: uh. 18156 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: take him out back and shoot him, for his own good. 18156 | D:14 | someoneawful: ...this is their issue? 18156 | D:14 | someoneawful: this is what they post on /r/relationship_advice about? 18156 | D:14 | someoneawful: why is /r/relationship_advice different from /r/relationships 18156 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: "Oh god. I do this. I'm now reconsidering my life choices" 18156 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: who are these people. 18277 | D:15 | Entered Level 15 of the Dungeon 18278 | D:15 | someoneawful: seriously 18278 | D:15 | someoneawful: wtf 18278 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: "I used to date a guy that called all chips “Cheetos.” No matter the brand..........." 18278 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: what 18278 | D:15 | someoneawful: i'd accept "nacho chips" 18278 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: ALL chips? 18278 | D:15 | someoneawful: ......cheetos aren't even chips 18278 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: at least torilla chips->nachos makes sense in a twisted sort of way 18278 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: but calling all chips cheetos??? 18278 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: "i only call them “taco chips” for some reason....i should probably be publicly executed." 18302 | D:15 | someoneawful: "taco chips" is okay, if weird 18324 | D:15 | someoneawful: "nacho chips" would be acceptable 18348 | D:15 | someoneawful: the way people call that stuff nacho cheese even if it's not on nachos 18372 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: *stares at jar of salsa* NACHO SAUCE 18372 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: it'd make as much sense tbh. 18384 | D:15 | Found a shattered altar of Ashenzari. 18387 | D:15 | someoneawful: oh god 18387 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: gonna dip my nachos in nacho sauce 18397 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: burritos are now bean n' beef n' cheese wraps 18424 | D:15 | someoneawful: i want a bean 'n' beef 'n' cheesewrap 18427 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: same 18442 | D:15 | Lost mutation: You have a pair of small antennae on your head. [potion of mutation] 18442 | D:15 | Lost mutation: You are surrounded by a mild repulsion field. (EV +2) [potion of mutation] 18442 | D:15 | Lost mutation: You are dopey. (Int -2) [potion of mutation] 18442 | D:15 | Gained mutation: You are robust. (+10% HP) [potion of mutation] 18442 | D:15 | Gained mutation: Your flesh is heat resistant. (rF+) [potion of mutation] 18509 | D:15 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a flayed ghost) 18539 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: "Is he Hispanic? Or is he/his parents otherwise an immigrant? In Chile, tortilla chips are called nachos." 18539 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: huh. 18539 | D:15 | someoneawful: w'huh. 18594 | D:15 | someoneawful: cloak.. 18594 | D:15 | Identified the +1 cloak "Deupp" {Str+3 Int+2 Stlth+} (You found it on level 15 of the Dungeon) 18595 | D:15 | someoneawful: the cloak o' stats 18595 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: "As a spaniard I have to say, tortillas are egg omelettes and nachos are corn chips. Long live the nacho." 18595 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: egg omelettes??? 18604 | D:15 | someoneawful: "tortillas are egg omelettes"??? 18656 | D:15 | someoneawful: apparently it really is a spainiard thing 18692 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: huh. 18752 | D:15 | someoneawful: looks tasty tbh 18752 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: it does, now that I google it 19075 | D:15 | Found a staircase to the Depths. 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: well. 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: I'm honestly surprised I'm not dead. 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: heh 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: but I've also crawled too much for one day. 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: you have, it's true. 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: it's so much nicer without a backseat driver. 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: i offer terrible advice without the expectation of it ever being followed. 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: heh 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: and if I follow it it's on me. 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: also i'm not condescending, i don't think. 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: you're not! 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: i try not to be! 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: you're the opposite! 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: i could start a character i guess! 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: I try not to be either but it's hard to be condescending anywhen when your advice is "eat the purple" and "wield id that thing" 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: ahaha 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: you could. 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: the BEST advice 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: sure, i'll do... something. 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: see if you have any ancient gooncrawl games on this server. 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: :v 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: let's hope not! 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: it's possible 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: deep dwrab 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: I guess this server just kind of can't handle an american connecting when there's more than two other people playing 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: pfft. 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: I guess I 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: lair branches I guess 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: swamp should be okay maybe? 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: i guess i have no clue what you'd do about hydras but 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: I have this firestick I guess. 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: oh yeah true. 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: you're not distort anymore. 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: or I could find a mace/flail somewhere 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: runed morningstar... 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: space warps around you! 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: iridescent morningstar... 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: money tho 19087 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: are you broke 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: oh 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: oklob vault 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: no but armors. 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: oh 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: right. 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: the dragon king. 19087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: also dying to know what that CPA is 19087 | D:15 | someoneawful: heh 19207 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: I have rcorr, I can just beat up the oklob 19342 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: the -2 crystal plate armor "Getfukt" {*Contam *Tele rC- rF-} 19342 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: oh nessos is here somewhere still 19342 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: ahahah 19342 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: oh wait I don't think nessos is here 19342 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: the game just doesn't know he died because it happened offscreen 19342 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: I see his barding 19367 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: rip. 19393 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: protect. 19393 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: not a bad brand for killing hydras and nothing else with, really 19393 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: yes 19393 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: remember when protect was just +AC all the time instead of it only being after hitting things with it 19478 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: yes 19479 | Swamp:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Swamp 19481 | Swamp:1 | Found a transporter. 19483 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: ...transporter? 19489 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: zot??? 19489 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: sorry, sebastian 19489 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: that is definitely a good idea 19498 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: maybe clear the floor first 19503 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: at least half my spookyfriends fly 19543 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: spookypals, spookypals 19546 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/FvEClqj.jpg 19546 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: why are we making sandwiches with dyed butter 19546 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: I understand the person writing the dagwood recipe book was probably running out of ideas, but 19553 | Swamp:1 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a ghoul) 19584 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: oh boy, so many blade friends with hydras around. 19584 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: just relaized. 19584 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: well, two, but that's more than zero. 19587 | Swamp:1 | Reached skill level 15 in Evocations 19588 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: green butter... 19588 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: hydra plan: let the servitor hit it I guess 19629 | Swamp:1 | Found a transporter. 19632 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: prizes 19632 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: so much zot 19632 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: a very good vault to have friends stepping on traps in 19685 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: i mean i guess you could just... not warp them in 19688 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: yes 19688 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: wonder what else is inside, though... 19727 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: but probably don't do it until you've cleared, like... swamp:3 20058 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: wow, that one downstair you just can't get to without swimming or flight 20058 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: "Sebastian"!!! 20139 | Swamp:2 | Reached XP level 16. HP: 121/161 MP: 19/19 20152 | Swamp:2 | Noticed Frances 20152 | Swamp:2 | hyperhaifisch: fances 20152 | Swamp:2 | someoneawful: frances 20152 | Swamp:2 | hyperhaifisch: frances, even 20163 | Swamp:2 | Killed Frances 20288 | Swamp:2 | Reached skill level 16 in Invocations 20299 | Swamp:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire knight) 20435 | Swamp:2 | You fall through a shaft! 20435 | Swamp:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh 20436 | Swamp:3 | hyperhaifisch: well at least it was only one floor 20617 | Swamp:3 | Lost mutation: You are partially covered in icy blue scales. (AC +2) [potion of mutation] 20617 | Swamp:3 | Lost mutation: You passively map a large area around you. [potion of mutation] 20617 | Swamp:3 | Lost mutation: Your flesh is heat resistant. (rF+) [potion of mutation] 20617 | Swamp:3 | Gained mutation: You passively map a large area around you. [potion of mutation] 20617 | Swamp:3 | Gained mutation: You are partially covered in yellow scales. (AC +2) [potion of mutation] 20700 | Swamp:2 | someoneawful: how does swamp have multiple floors 20700 | Swamp:2 | hyperhaifisch: don't think about it too hard 20700 | Swamp:2 | hyperhaifisch: also don't think too hard about how shoals works 20700 | Swamp:2 | someoneawful: ahahaha 20727 | Swamp:2 | hyperhaifisch: the real yred cost: spacebaring past all the "your spookies attack the enemy" messages 20749 | Swamp:2 | hyperhaifisch: yes I definitely need beasts on top of all my undead. 20763 | Swamp:2 | someoneawful: too bad they're not all as chatty as orcs. 21239 | Swamp:3 | hyperhaifisch: oh 21239 | Swamp:3 | hyperhaifisch: right 21239 | Swamp:3 | hyperhaifisch: harpoons 21374 | Swamp:3 | hyperhaifisch: the Harbin'er o' Death 21374 | Swamp:3 | someoneawful: harbin'er 21374 | Swamp:3 | hyperhaifisch: I can afford dragon king now... 21494 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: dragon. 21494 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: king. 21495 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: dragon. 21558 | D:8 | someoneawful: king. 21583 | D:7 | Bought the +9 scales of the Dragon King {rPois rF+ rC+ MR+} for 1622 gold pieces 21583 | D:7 | Found the +9 scales of the Dragon King {rPois rF+ rC+ MR+} 21593 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: 26/12 to 35/10. Nice. 21593 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: also resists. 21595 | D:7 | someoneawful: heck yeah. 21595 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: sorry, Shark Kin' 21717 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: do the bad idea zot vault y/n 21717 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: do you have tele. 21717 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: yes 21725 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: sure, go in and hope you don't get zot trap paralyzed 21727 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: friends you weren't supposed to come with me 21728 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: lmao 21729 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: this is great. 21772 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: at least even the zombies are smart enough to avoid the zot traps 21776 | Swamp:1 | Got a twitching bronze ring 21777 | Swamp:1 | Identified the ring "Odonta" {+Inv MP+9} (You found it on level 1 of the Swamp) 21778 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: evokable invis is good I guess. 21792 | Swamp:1 | Got a scintillating ruby amulet 21793 | Swamp:1 | Identified the amulet of Qegrer {Spirit rF+ Int+4} (You found it on level 1 of the Swamp) 21794 | Swamp:1 | someoneawful: well. 21794 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: the real prize was the xp. 21794 | Swamp:1 | hyperhaifisch: or something 21877 | Swamp:3 | someoneawful: the real prize is knowing you did the thing. 21918 | Swamp:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Swamp 21926 | Swamp:4 | hyperhaifisch: oh, right next to the endvault 22004 | Swamp:4 | someoneawful: hi dra 22039 | Swamp:4 | Noticed a thorn hunter 22040 | Swamp:4 | hyperhaifisch: "the sentient kelp" 22040 | Swamp:4 | hyperhaifisch: hi lerny 22040 | Swamp:4 | hyperhaifisch: wherever you are 22044 | Swamp:4 | Noticed the 27-headed Lernaean hydra 22045 | Swamp:4 | hyperhaifisch: oh 22045 | Swamp:4 | hyperhaifisch: there you are 22049 | Swamp:4 | Killed the 27-headed Lernaean hydra 22049 | Swamp:4 | Reached skill level 15 in Armour 22049 | Swamp:4 | Reached skill level 17 in Invocations 22051 | Swamp:4 | hyperhaifisch: the lerny zombie gets a unique tile 22051 | Swamp:4 | hyperhaifisch: that's great 22051 | Swamp:4 | Killed a thorn hunter 22057 | Swamp:4 | someoneawful: can't believe you have a zombie lernaean 22060 | Swamp:4 | someoneawful: when you could have used steal soul on lerny instead 22061 | Swamp:4 | hyperhaifisch: I keep forgetting that exists 22062 | Swamp:4 | someoneawful: heh 22062 | Swamp:4 | someoneawful: but it's so good!!! 22063 | Swamp:4 | hyperhaifisch: I don't yred very often ok 22095 | Swamp:4 | Reached XP level 17. HP: 169/169 MP: 4/21 22218 | Swamp:4 | Got a decaying rune of Zot 22670 | Snake:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Snake Pit 22671 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: nagas. 22671 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: the killer whaleine rune 22795 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: crabaconda 22941 | Snake:1 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire knight) 22950 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: crab mamba 23015 | Snake:1 | Noticed Donald 23015 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: donald 23016 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: donald. 23016 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: shieldonald 23017 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: Pah!!! Yer na ev'n a real necromancer! 23017 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: lifted up and smacked back down in the same turn 23019 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: clearly you need to soulsteal donald, the most useless unique 23019 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: clearly I should do it. 23019 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: what does donald even do. 23019 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: he has might and haste. 23019 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: he can might and haste 23019 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: not entirely worthless, i... guess? 23019 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: I wonder if spectral donald still has running commentary 23019 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: good question 23021 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: that vampire knight is really clingy 23021 | Snake:1 | Killed Donald 23021 | Snake:1 | Enslaved Donald 23022 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: spectral donald. 23022 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: spooky donald 23022 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: friendly, disembodied soul. 23031 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: donald not even allowed to pass on properly. he hates this. 23315 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: that's what he gets for calling you a fake necromancer, i guess 23417 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: A hideous glowing apparition. 23417 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: good job, donald. 23417 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: was donald ugly in life, or is it just that his soul is ugly. 23417 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: i guess maybe the writer didn't like green. 23514 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: donald...smiling? 23514 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: I love that your allies saying "be careful!" forces a --more-- 23542 | Snake:1 | someoneawful: Donald says, I'll ne'er leave ye! 23542 | Snake:1 | hyperhaifisch: I guess ghostdonald just gets generic ally lines 23625 | Snake:1 | Reached skill level 18 in Invocations 24058 | Snake:2 | Noticed Aizul 24059 | Snake:2 | hyperhaifisch: hizul 24062 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: don't daizul 24063 | Snake:2 | hyperhaifisch: it's ok donald is helping 24067 | Snake:2 | Killed Aizul 24076 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: just think of donald as an orc warlord 24099 | Snake:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 24236 | Snake:2 | hyperhaifisch: treepot so late 24236 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: so helpful. 24492 | Snake:2 | Found Goberauvi's Weapon Shop. 24495 | Snake:2 | hyperhaifisch: these vampires are so needy 24501 | Snake:2 | hyperhaifisch: this sure is a weapon shop 24575 | Snake:2 | someoneawful: yyyup. 24764 | Snake:3 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a bone dragon) 24764 | Snake:3 | hyperhaifisch: bone shark 24764 | Snake:3 | someoneawful: hell yes! 24764 | Snake:3 | someoneawful: a Strong Friend 24826 | Snake:3 | hyperhaifisch: time stop? 24826 | Snake:3 | hyperhaifisch: so it's like chei except you don't have to worship chei 24826 | Snake:3 | someoneawful: yeah, that's a spell 24826 | Snake:3 | hyperhaifisch: and also a l9 hex 24845 | Snake:3 | hyperhaifisch: look at all these snakes 24845 | Snake:3 | hyperhaifisch: in snake 25213 | Snake:3 | Reached skill level 19 in Invocations 25237 | Snake:3 | someoneawful: the real question is, what the hell 3rd rune do you do. 25276 | Snake:3 | hyperhaifisch: uh 25276 | Snake:3 | hyperhaifisch: clearly slime is a good idea that won't end in my permafriends being idiots who corrode themselves to death next to walls 25276 | Snake:3 | someoneawful: heh 25730 | Snake:3 | Learned a level 1 spell: Apportation 25730 | Snake:3 | someoneawful: ye dinnae know any spells. 25731 | Snake:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Snake Pit 25788 | Snake:4 | Reached skill level 1 in Translocations 25793 | Snake:4 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a bone dragon) 25821 | Snake:4 | Found Awoll's Assorted Antiques. 25835 | Snake:4 | Mutation became permanent: You passively map the area around you. [Deep Dwarf growth] 25835 | Snake:4 | Gained mutation: You passively map a large area around you. [Deep Dwarf growth] 25835 | Snake:4 | Reached XP level 18. HP: 136/179 MP: 23/23 25860 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: dang, two bone dragons 25864 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: hey a shop. 25864 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: resist potion, i guess. 25864 | Snake:4 | Bought a potion of resistance for 260 gold pieces 25864 | Snake:4 | Bought a blackened agate ring for 130 gold pieces 25864 | Snake:4 | Bought 2 potions of curing for 156 gold pieces 26124 | Snake:4 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire knight) 26326 | Snake:4 | hyperhaifisch: snakemanraja 26373 | Snake:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Translocations 26413 | Snake:4 | hyperhaifisch: hello entire endvault 26413 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: woah. 26414 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: you sure found it. 26414 | Snake:4 | hyperhaifisch: sculptor o' flesh 26427 | Snake:4 | someoneawful: good title. 26427 | Snake:4 | Reached skill level 20 in Invocations 26437 | Snake:4 | hyperhaifisch: wand power 26447 | Snake:4 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a flayed ghost) 26533 | Snake:4 | Got a serpentine rune of Zot 26678 | Snake:4 | hyperhaifisch: well that sure was an endvault 27064 | Elf:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Elven Halls 27185 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: elf. 27190 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: doing elf before vaults, even. 27190 | Elf:1 | hyperhaifisch: heh 27216 | Elf:1 | Identified the Almanac of Conjuration 27316 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: bye dragon. 27572 | Elf:1 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 27577 | Elf:1 | Reached XP level 19. HP: 181/187 MP: 25/25 27651 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: i'm glad donald is still alive. 27654 | Elf:1 | someoneawful: un-alive. 27997 | Elf:2 | hyperhaifisch: 'ye hear a faint grindin' sound!' 27997 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: grinding sound.. 28028 | Elf:2 | Noticed Saint Roka 28028 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: something awake and zapping adiggingwand around? 28028 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: hi roka 28028 | Elf:2 | hyperhaifisch: Saint Shrimpa 28029 | Elf:2 | someoneawful: heh 28033 | Elf:2 | hyperhaifisch: donald is helping 28047 | Elf:2 | Killed Saint Roka 28047 | Elf:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a flayed ghost) 28287 | Elf:2 | Found a runed gate. 28287 | Elf:2 | Found a runed gate. 28287 | Elf:2 | Found a runed gate. 28390 | Elf:2 | hyperhaifisch: clearly I need to do blade for that distort exe axe 28434 | Elf:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 28478 | Elf:2 | Reached skill level 21 in Invocations 28483 | Elf:2 | hyperhaifisch: elec eveningstar... 28540 | Elf:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a profane servitor) 28569 | Elf:2 | hyperhaifisch: elec battleaxe. 28576 | Elf:2 | hyperhaifisch: AM quick blade. 28783 | Elf:3 | Entered Level 3 of the Elven Halls 28879 | Elf:3 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a profane servitor) 29179 | Elf:3 | Noticed Norris 29180 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: oh no it's norris 29190 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: thanks flayed spookycrab 29190 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: it's helping! 29196 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: what god gives you invis, brain feed, para, and confuse on tap 29196 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: I want to worship them 29196 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: no kidding 29196 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: and smite, don't forget smite 29196 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: the closest i can think of is zin's word of ramble-like-a-fool but you don't get to choose, man! 29201 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: imagine if mennas actually could recite at you 29209 | Elf:3 | Killed Norris 29229 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: thankfully mennas has no tongue. 29257 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: lol that door 29257 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: it's a decorative door 29257 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: "the plans clearly said it goes HERE, not at the entry point to the vault" 29258 | Elf:3 | Noticed kickascii's ghost (adept MiBe) 29259 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: like when idiots hang barn doors in their refurbished farmhouse chic hgtv houses 29259 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: MiBe 29266 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: morningstar. 29273 | Elf:3 | Noticed a Brimstone Fiend 29273 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: fiend. 29273 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: D: 29273 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: fiend 29273 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: moderately dacastercrabd 29274 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: you need like, throwing skill and portal projectile. just find them somehow, and then immediately be able to use them. 29275 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: thanks arag 29275 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: heh 29275 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: acidwand: good 29275 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: it is 29276 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: yeah it's good on low level orcs :smug: 29285 | Elf:3 | Killed kickascii's ghost 29296 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: let's just fight the entire endvault at once 29305 | Elf:3 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a ghoul) 29306 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: this is actually working pretty well 29306 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: everyone gets to die except me. 29308 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: turns out when you have an army, just throwing them at things isn't the worst strat 29309 | Elf:3 | Reached skill level 22 in Invocations 29328 | Elf:3 | Got a warped platinum amulet 29329 | Elf:3 | Identified the amulet "Wawot" {Acrobat rF+ Int+4} (You took it off a deep elf mage on level 3 of the Elven Halls) 29365 | Elf:3 | Got a translucent tin ring 29366 | Elf:3 | Identified the ring of Yddus {rElec rN+ MR+ Str-4 Stlth+} (You took it off a deep elf mage on level 3 of the Elven Halls) 29367 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: well 29367 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: that's 29367 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: pretty great 29369 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: oh no 1 EV from the str drop. oh no. 29370 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: that 1ev woulda saved your life someday and you know it 29394 | Elf:3 | Identified the Almanac of Companions 29408 | Elf:3 | Reached XP level 20. HP: 191/194 MP: 27/27 29409 | Elf:3 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 29420 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: good job, you found annihilations. 29424 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: what's that weird amulet 29424 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: lightning rod: probably not the best with a huge mob around 29431 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: oh, shielding 29431 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: shielding 29433 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: i mean, it... might be better than your amulet? 29433 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: look at all these resists 29433 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: I don't really need the pip of rC from the other 29433 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: what's an extra pip of rC doing for you, really. 29443 | Elf:3 | Identified Fievur's Volume of Aerial Clay 29740 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: an actally decent elf:3. 29747 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: how unusual. 29767 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: now go do blade to find an exe axe. 29772 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: I already did blade! 29772 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: oh. 29772 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: i missed it, apparently??? 29772 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: It had an antimagic quickblade and an elec eveningstar 29772 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: it also had an elec battleaxe I rebranded to flaming. 29772 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: oh well, there's still all of vaults 29946 | Vaults:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Vaults 30002 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: hi cat 30002 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: cat: comfortable 30009 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: the cat begins ta recite a word of recall. 30015 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: the crab begins to recite a word of recall. 30016 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: everyone's recalling. 30056 | Vaults:1 | Found Urcho's Book Shoppe. 30059 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: dodge manual... 30059 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: probably not worth spending 2200 on. 30059 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: probably. 30059 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: it lets you train more effectively when carried. 30059 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: you don't have to read it 30059 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: just having it 30059 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: magically makes you skill-ier 30327 | Vaults:1 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a ghoul) 30370 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: you know how some people carry really intelligent-seeming books around with them, on the bus or to cafes or whatever, so they look like they're smarter 30375 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: that's you 30375 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: with the manual 30391 | Vaults:1 | Gained mutation: You are resistant to hostile enchantments. (MR+) [mutagenic meat] 30392 | Vaults:1 | Gained mutation: You are partially covered in iridescent scales. (AC +2) [mutagenic meat] 30393 | Vaults:1 | Gained mutation: You occasionally shout uncontrollably at your foes. [mutagenic meat] 30394 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: the urge to gurgle 30394 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: I'm sure the shouting will give me away and not the horde of undead filling the room 30394 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: the stealthiest allies 30463 | Vaults:1 | Identified a scroll of acquirement 30468 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: hey, acquirement. 30474 | Vaults:1 | Lost mutation: You are robust. (+10% HP) [mutagenic meat] 30480 | Vaults:1 | Lost mutation: You are partially covered in yellow scales. (AC +2) [mutagenic meat] 30481 | Vaults:1 | Lost mutation: Armour fits poorly on your strangely shaped body. [mutagenic meat] 30483 | Vaults:1 | Gained mutation: You are clumsy. (Dex -2) [mutagenic meat] 30507 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: barmor I guess? 30507 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: maybe get not shit gloves 30507 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: weapon 30507 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: oh, true 30507 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: and pray for an exe axe 30509 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: yay. 30509 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: ooo 30512 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: it all turned out the way it was supposed to. 30512 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: but remember, flaming is a suboptimal brand 30512 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: so I need to rebrand it immediately. 30513 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: heh 30565 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: wow rude 30664 | Vaults:1 | Noticed Asterion 30665 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: crabnerion 30666 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: lmao 30666 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: good reflect 30673 | Vaults:1 | Killed Asterion 30707 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: wow 30707 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: suicide by fireball 30707 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: wizard, you had somuch to live for 30707 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: yes 30707 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: like being murdered by me 30709 | Vaults:1 | someoneawful: exactly 30729 | Vaults:1 | Lost mutation: You are resistant to hostile enchantments. (MR+) [potion of mutation] 30729 | Vaults:1 | Lost mutation: You are clumsy. (Dex -2) [potion of mutation] 30729 | Vaults:1 | Gained mutation: Your spells are a little harder to cast, but a little more powerful. [potion of mutation] 30729 | Vaults:1 | Gained mutation: Your flesh is heat resistant. (rF+) [potion of mutation] 30730 | Vaults:1 | hyperhaifisch: lol I didn't even need the extra mr 30949 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: harp... 30963 | Vaults:2 | Reached skill level 23 in Invocations 31104 | Vaults:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a ghoul) 31115 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: geez you're only just now finding a harp? 31120 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: well, tiat's helpful to have 31124 | Vaults:2 | Gained mutation: You have supernaturally acute eyesight. (SInv) [mutagenic meat] 31125 | Vaults:2 | Gained mutation: You can translocate small distances at will. [mutagenic meat] 31126 | Vaults:2 | Gained mutation: Your muscles are strong. (Str +2) [mutagenic meat] 31128 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: good purple 31128 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: blink. 31128 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: blink is good. 31153 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: reflect is also good 31153 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: what a ridiculous character. 31175 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: clearly I should take it into extended and 31175 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: (ugh) 31240 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: yred falls off way too fast and you'd have to deal with god wrath and that's dumb. 31242 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: yes 31242 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: idk what yred wrath even is 31242 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: although I do know you'd have 40000000 now-hostile zombies clogging the floors 31242 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh they crumble to dust 31242 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: "ABANDONMENT: 30 penance, necro miscast. Any current zombie allies you have will be destroyed. RETRIBUTION: (XL-4)/XL chance of hostile undead servants, else necro miscast." 31258 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: oh no chain recalling 31330 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: curse skull. 31332 | Vaults:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a flayed ghost) 31343 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: interrupted by what?? 31349 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: i don't think you can rest 31443 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh 31443 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: i think you have to manually . 31443 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: rude 31470 | Vaults:2 | Found a staircase to the Crypt. 31557 | Vaults:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a phantasmal warrior) 31573 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: love to just fuck around apporting things while my army does all the fighting 31670 | Vaults:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a skeletal warrior) 31804 | Vaults:2 | someoneawful: who needs things like rmsl when you can just hide in a cloud of undead 31805 | Vaults:2 | hyperhaifisch: seriously 31850 | Vaults:2 | Reached XP level 21. HP: 130/184 MP: 28/28 32268 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: vamp broad axe... 32268 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: too bad it's a broad axe 32268 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: seriously 32419 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: impressed donald's still chugging along 32442 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: he's doing his best. 32442 | Vaults:3 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 32457 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: this is a good thing to be stuck next to 32459 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: ow. 32464 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: god i'm glad you have high ac and deep dwarf damage shearing. 32465 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: imagine if you didn't. 32465 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: D: 32477 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: god dammit 32613 | Vaults:3 | Found Soeven's Book Emporium. 32617 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: minor magic... 32617 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: minor magic. 32617 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: 99%, totally useable 32617 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: other than axe skill what do you even have to throw exp into, really 32617 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: and invo 32617 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: i guess 32617 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: axe, invo, evo, armor. 32619 | Vaults:3 | Bought a book of Minor Magic for 380 gold pieces 32622 | Vaults:3 | Learned a level 2 spell: Repel Missiles 32635 | Vaults:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Charms 32661 | Vaults:3 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a flayed ghost) 32712 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: just imagine if this axe was vamp... 32815 | Vaults:3 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a flayed ghost) 32820 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: blueberries. 32820 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: in theory these are complete meals 32820 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: but I'm pretending it's just stuff like 32820 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: a GIANT pile of blueberries. 32820 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: a whole handful of blueberries, part of a complete breakfast 32820 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: just eating as many blueberries as it'd take to feel as full as an entire pizza or something 33077 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: a ration of an entire plum. just the one. 33077 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: just... a plum 33077 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: i guess they did just steall all the random food-reactions from the like, various fruits for fedhas and pizzas and etc 33085 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: you know, what even does fedhas run off of now 33085 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: just...mp and piety 33085 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: hunger 33085 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: and piety 33085 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: yeah 33085 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: evolution can burn up 2 rations, too 33085 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: lol everyone gets a letter, except TSO is 1. 33085 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: we're only missing two letters of gods, get on it. 33142 | Vaults:3 | Reached skill level 24 in Invocations 33144 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: the GRIM REAPER 33144 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: hell yeah! 33144 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: new yred power: makes scythes not shit at 6* 33144 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: make it happen. 33144 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: lmao. 33155 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: accidentally typing crawl commands in the chat box: better than the reverse 33165 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: yes 33165 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: having done both 33172 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: i can agree. 33484 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: whoa settle down flayed ghost 33484 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: this is yred, not trog 33484 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: Nay mercy! 33484 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: you're using a big axe and wearing a heavy armor, the difference is academic anyway 33484 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: but see 33484 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: I get to cast a spell sometimes 33484 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: like twice 33484 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: maybe if you weren't wearing gda. 33484 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: look, 19% apport 33484 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: I cna do it. 33484 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: heh 33484 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: 96% rmsl 33484 | Vaults:3 | someoneawful: at least you have blink mut 33515 | Vaults:3 | hyperhaifisch: hi cat 33601 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: just waiting for mennas to come into view 33617 | Vaults:4 | Reached skill level 1 in Air Magic 33667 | Vaults:4 | Your ally Donald died 33672 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: this character is basically "why you put up with the shitty earlygame of deep dwarf" 33672 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: heh 33672 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: pretty much! 33672 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: sure you used up like 10+ points of perma-mana but so what, you're here now. 33701 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: heh 33701 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: who even needs permamana 33701 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: imagine playing a deep dwarf conjurer for some dumb reason 33701 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: D: 33854 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: wow single digit rations 33947 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: is there a food shop anywhere 33947 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: yes 33947 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: you have been kinda eating perma food literally the whole game 33947 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: oh you're fine then 34089 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: i think the only things you ever chunked up were purple 34089 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: I could also raise fewer zombies since I had good permaallies now 34094 | Vaults:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Charms 34099 | Vaults:4 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a ghoul) 34100 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: you could, but what fun is that 34106 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: oh, donald died finally i guess 34106 | Vaults:4 | Identified the +1 leather armour "Iseck" {+Fly rPois Regen+ Int+3} (You found it on level 4 of the Vaults) 34107 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: oh 34107 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: rip. 34107 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: wow that leather armor would be decent if it wasn't a leather armor 34107 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: means you can enslave something again, i guess 34107 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: seriously 34107 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: cat: blepping 34107 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: omg 34107 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: :0 34107 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: i don't think i have ever seen my cat do that 34107 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: he was very alarmed when I put my head on the desk near him for a moment 34611 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: clearly I should go directly to v5 and 34611 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: that is... probably a bad idea 34611 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: but not the worst idea 34611 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: i guess you could tele 34611 | Vaults:4 | someoneawful: it'd probably work out. 34611 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: I could be a sensible person and do depths first 34785 | D:15 | someoneawful: bah! 34786 | Depths:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Depths 34786 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: oh 34786 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: well at least two of those are mine. 34791 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: an ugly thing band isn't the scariest thing. 34798 | Depths:1 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a skeletal warrior) 34800 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: the frosty lobsterman, brought to you by Wendy's(tm) 34812 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: so this is one of Those depths entries, huh 34813 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: just... everything. 34816 | Depths:1 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a phantasmal warrior) 34817 | Depths:1 | Reached XP level 22. HP: 193/193 MP: 22/30 34969 | Depths:1 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a bone dragon) 34969 | Depths:1 | Reached skill level 5 in Air Magic 35080 | Depths:1 | Noticed a golden dragon 35113 | Depths:1 | Killed a golden dragon 35335 | Depths:1 | Found a gateway to Hell. 35337 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: oh no an imp 35337 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: "tardy-gaited" wow imp, wow. 35338 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: tardy-gaited apple-john! 35463 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: is an apple-john somebody who buys apples on street corners 35557 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: "even the peel tasted good" uh??? 35557 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: do not??? 35557 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: 1. A kind of apple which by keeping becomes much withered; - called also Johnapple. 35557 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: applejohn (plural applejohns) (obsolete) A variety of apple which can be kept for a long period, gradually becoming dry and withered; known today as the French crab. 35557 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: ok then. 35570 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: ... 35570 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: a crab 35570 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: apple 35576 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: ahaha 35576 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: actually why aren't all the fruits crabapples, wow 35576 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: get on it crablang 35596 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: wow, these are all my permallies left 35598 | Depths:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 35599 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: depths entry must have done a number on them 35606 | Depths:2 | Noticed Jorgrun 35610 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh 35610 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: jorgrun 35610 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: ...does shatter spare allies 35610 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: important info for soul stealing 35610 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: "all nearby creatures" 35610 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: i don't think it does. 35610 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: tooooo bad. 35610 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: maybe he's smart enough to not use it and will just lcs things??? 35611 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: i can't imagine he'd attack yo with an aoe spell but... 35611 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: well he already murdered some of his allies with it 35611 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: lmao 35611 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: well yeah but the ai is different when they're not friendly! 35611 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: let's not rely on him caring about friendly fire 35611 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: heh 35616 | Depths:2 | Killed Jorgrun 35635 | Depths:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a bone dragon) 35652 | Depths:2 | Noticed a golden dragon 35663 | Depths:2 | Killed a golden dragon 35701 | Depths:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 35714 | Depths:2 | Got a sparkling bronze amulet 35719 | Depths:2 | Got a transparent bronze ring 35720 | Depths:2 | Identified the amulet "Akkism" {+Rage rN+ Int+2} (You took it off a hell knight on level 2 of the Depths) 35721 | Depths:2 | Identified the ring of Eqid {+Blink rPois rF+ Str+4 Dex-4} (You took it off a spriggan air mage on level 2 of the Depths) 35727 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: this sure is some equipment 35727 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: and then...plain gloves. 35727 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: nothing else in the entire dungeon? 35727 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: glowing. 35727 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: in a shop. 35727 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: they're only 262! 35727 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: I'm dying to see what the rand CPA is even though it's probably something terrible. 35748 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: wow, a necromancer carrying a scroll of holy word 35748 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: does he even know what his job is 35748 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: heh 35748 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: a secret criminal 35761 | Depths:2 | Reached skill level 25 in Invocations 35774 | Depths:2 | Identified the +2 cloak of Philately {rElec Str+6} (You found it on level 2 of the Depths) 35810 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: oh no a lich 35816 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: lol force lance 35816 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: just smacking everybody into each other 35816 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: like pool balls 35913 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: why was the vampire carrying a treepot 35913 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: did he confuse it with his blood potion 35913 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: how embarassing 35913 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: he wanted to make like a tree 35913 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: and leaf 35913 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: but instead he just died. 35913 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: heh 36002 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: love zombies killign random shit before I even have to see it 36022 | Depths:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 36050 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: cat please stop shoving your face in my face 36054 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: cat loves you 36054 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: is that a trove 36089 | Depths:2 | Found a portal to a secret trove of treasure. 36092 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: oh no 36092 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: +2GDA 36092 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: don't give it dragon king 36093 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: by accident 36093 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: no other GDA... 36163 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: you haven't seen that many gold dragons yet, there's still time 36167 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: yes 36176 | Depths:2 | hyperhaifisch: stairs... 36176 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: unexplored upstair? 36178 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: ??? 36178 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: ... 36178 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: what 36178 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: lol 36178 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: wtf 36178 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: broom closet 36181 | Depths:1 | someoneawful: ohhh 36551 | Depths:2 | Reached XP level 23. HP: 139/200 MP: 25/31 36726 | Depths:3 | Found a one-way gate to the infinite horrors of the Abyss. 36726 | Depths:3 | Noticed Jory 36726 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: vampire was real worried about you and that red drag 36726 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: hi jory 36726 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: enslave him. 36726 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: jory 36727 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: oh 36727 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: :( 36727 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: he's a soulless monster 36738 | Depths:3 | Killed Jory 36739 | Depths:3 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 36739 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: yred gave me a different vampire 36739 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: but not jory 36739 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: but it says 'a monster of human intelligence', how cruel 36739 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: ...yred 36739 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: :( 36801 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: mighthasted deep trolls tearing through my dudes 36922 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: fire shark doot doo, doot doo doo 36997 | Depths:3 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a profane servitor) 37123 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: plz do not get that stuck in my head thx 37123 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: what a weird floor layout 37149 | Depths:3 | Found a one-way gate leading to the halls of Pandemonium. 37150 | Depths:3 | Noticed Sojobo 37151 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: :V 37151 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: sojobo 37151 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: Sudoko crabman 37151 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: sudoko. 37151 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: shouldn't it be crabwoman 37151 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: yes 37151 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: Que'n o' T'ngu 37154 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: enslave sojobo, Nothing Can Go Wrong 37159 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: oh 37159 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: too late. 37159 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: oh you took too long 37159 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: rip 37164 | Depths:3 | Killed Sojobo 37226 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: the air elementals would have tornadoed your army into oblivion anyway 37422 | Depths:3 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 37422 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: hi gold dragon 37423 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: this vault looks Extremely Safe 37423 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: two of them, even 37438 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: hey, gda 37450 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: I could do that trove right now!! 37450 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: ...so if you have multiple items that can work, does it ask which to use or... 37450 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: i have no idea 37450 | Depths:3 | someoneawful: but maybe drop dragon king to be safe. 37450 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: maybe I should just take dragon king off before entering to 37450 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: yes 37468 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: oh boy 37468 | Depths:3 | hyperhaifisch: spellcasting 37977 | D:9 | Bought a scroll of enchant armour for 82 gold pieces 38263 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: welp! 38263 | Depths:2 | You paid a toll of +2 gold dragon scales to enter a treasure trove 38264 | Trove | Entered a treasure trove 38270 | Trove | someoneawful: axes 38270 | Trove | hyperhaifisch: :getin: 38270 | Trove | someoneawful: but not arte ones 38275 | Trove | someoneawful: i guess there's an arte battleaxe 38275 | Trove | hyperhaifisch: lol art hand axe 38283 | Trove | Got a dazzling battleaxe 38295 | Trove | someoneawful: what a sad trove, at least it was really cheap 38296 | Trove | someoneawful: vampiric 38296 | Trove | hyperhaifisch: ooo 38298 | Trove | someoneawful: it'll help in v:5 at least 38300 | Trove | Identified the +1 battleaxe of Reoliuca {chop, rElec} (You found it in a treasure trove) 38302 | Trove | someoneawful: +1. 38408 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: oh 38408 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: good stairvault 38410 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: this sure is some Fun. 38474 | Depths:4 | Reached skill level 26 in Invocations 38618 | Depths:4 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a ghoul) 38619 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: https://twitter.com/sakagami1989pi1/status/1112290308098711553 golisopod is strong as Hell 38619 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: apparently ya boy showed up in the anime finally 38619 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: aw dang 38619 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: and yes, golisopod is a tuff boi 38619 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: I used one in Ultra Sun 38648 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: should be the Crabyss imo 38841 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: yred: suddenly stops being so useful when everthing gets AOE spells 38894 | Depths:4 | Found a gateway to a ziggurat. 38919 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: that's okay, you're almost done. 38929 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: just don't die getting your 3rd rune like i said way back when. 38936 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: heh 38936 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: still not even sure what rune 3 should be 39202 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: doing the v:5 tele thing would be totally fine, i think, unless you got supremely unlucky 39314 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: bazaar,,, 39314 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: a bazaar. 39314 | Depths:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Depths 39315 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: haven't seen one of those in ages. 39316 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: probably the top left corner? 39316 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: probably 39316 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: either way this is the worst stair for it 39321 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: the one that *doesn't look like a vault 39368 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: lol so much tabbing to find a real downstair 39369 | Depths:5 | Got a steaming turquoise ring 39370 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: ... 39370 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: ring 39370 | Depths:5 | Identified the cursed ring of the Albatross {MR- AC-4 Int+7} (You found it on level 5 of the Depths) 39371 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: wow. 39371 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: lol 39371 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: what the hell, no wonder it was just laying there 39371 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: an albatross around your finger. 39371 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: someone threw it out 39459 | Depths:5 | Reached XP level 24. HP: 216/216 MP: 30/32 39479 | Depths:5 | Found a flickering gateway to a bazaar. 39498 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: "eatta" 39498 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: ok now to get haste castable and 39498 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: you can do it!!! 39501 | Bazaar | Entered a bazaar 39501 | Bazaar | Found Cism's General Store. 39516 | Bazaar | Found Kur Caty's Antique Armour Shop. 39538 | Bazaar | Found Vezxebil's Antique Weapon Shop. 39546 | Bazaar | hyperhaifisch: wow 39546 | Bazaar | hyperhaifisch: what a bunch of garbage 39546 | Bazaar | someoneawful: lol 39552 | Bazaar | someoneawful: bazaars! 39570 | Bazaar | someoneawful: no gloves in the armor shop even??? 39588 | Bazaar | someoneawful: dang 39588 | Bazaar | hyperhaifisch: nnnnope 39602 | Bazaar | someoneawful: look at it this way, it won't dent your cpa fund 39602 | Bazaar | hyperhaifisch: heh 39602 | Bazaar | hyperhaifisch: I might be able to buy it right before winning, maybe 39616 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: v:5 should get you there unless you have shops in it 39669 | Depths:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a ghoul) 39771 | Depths:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 39848 | Depths:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a phantasmal warrior) 39902 | Depths:5 | Found a gate to the Realm of Zot. 39986 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: yikes, shrikes 39998 | Depths:5 | Reached skill level 27 in Invocations 40079 | Depths:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a flayed ghost) 40099 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: https://twitter.com/pKjd/status/1112282634921508866 i need fansubs on this stat. 40101 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: oh my god 40101 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: team skull fuckin' loves their boy 40101 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: PUT YOUR HANDS UP BABY BUDDY 40101 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: YEAAAH 40101 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: well apparently the one anime torrent site I'm aware of anymore does have pokemon fansubs, so soon, probably. 40265 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: OK, so I just need to start leveling conj and fire and I can get fire storm soon and 40283 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: what even are DD spell apts. 40307 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: hey, necromancy and tloc. 40307 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: bad, except earth/tloc/necro 40307 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: and earth magic. 40307 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: what else do you need. 40307 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: oh I got 27 invo 40307 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: The fansubs say: "Let's get high! I just can't deal with this painful world! Beat down and smash the unpleasant world! Smash! Mess up! Wreck! Break! Collapse pleasantries! Refreshing destruction! Full power! Blue skies! We're the proud Skull Gang! We're the famous Skull Gang! Put your hands up, everybody!" 40307 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: fuck yeah 40307 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: pokemon: 420 40307 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: " The episode also contains a rap battle between Team Skull and Team Rocket." wh- 40307 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: oh my god 40307 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: I need to watch this yesterday 40307 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i think i just need to watch the whole SuMo season 40307 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: it sounds really charming and every time i see clips from it it looks fun! 40307 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: same 40307 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: I watched a bunch of it before the sub group I followed just kind of slowly died. 40307 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: and was too lazy to find a new one 40307 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: or even figure out where you watch the dub 40386 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: who knew the way to make the pokemon a nime entertaining again was to stop being a shonen battle anime and to start being a goofy slice-of-life battling anime instead 40386 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: yes 40467 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: I remember getting just far enough to find out that gladion is a huge fucking dork 40467 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: which, well, of course he is 40467 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbJAUeL-5XY 40467 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: that poor Sailor 40467 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: bad part of the dub: hearing all the names pronounced slightly differnetly that I had been in my head 40467 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: losing to a rock-type with a blastoise 40467 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: still not used to modern-ash dub voice 40467 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: same 40467 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: backpack birb 40467 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: "they're siblings???" *stares at the 2 characters who are basically twins* 40467 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: heh 40467 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: look they had NO IDEA 40467 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: i love that borb 40467 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: ash has no idea how to handle sullen boi 40467 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: ash: :) 40504 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: gladion: >:( 40504 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UXlBu5QGjM 40504 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: GO GO GO 40504 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: COME ON 40504 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: oh no, he made eye contact with a trainer 40504 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: now it's battle time 40504 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: SHOW YOUR CRIMSON GLARE 40504 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: weird to see everything not just in a normal pokeball 40504 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: poor Team Skull Girl 40504 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLgPlOmdxiU 40504 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: meowth chompin' on malasada... 40504 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: legendaries. 40504 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: of course gladion gets skelebat as his buddy 40504 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: poipole. 40504 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: so THAT'S how you pronounce lusamine 40504 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: hmm, so 40504 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: I could do v5 40504 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: or I could waste time in crypt 40504 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: you could! 40504 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: I should probably just do v5. 40504 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: v:5 will be fine. 40775 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: ... 40775 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: cat 40775 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: oh he sensed I was going to take a picture 40775 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: he had burrowed underneath my coat in my laundry basket to take a nap. 40775 | Vaults:4 | hyperhaifisch: just in his own little self made cat cave 40777 | Vaults:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Vaults 40777 | Vaults:5 | Noticed Margery 40777 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: margery 40777 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: so many friends. 40779 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: alright tele. 40785 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: it's in a hallway and not in the middle of a vault that will kill you 40785 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: oh 40785 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: so that's good 40785 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: I'm out of friends 40785 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: ...lol 40788 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: I can just make more 40788 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: welp 40790 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: yes 40799 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: ahd you'll be killing stuff so think of all that free piety 40818 | Vaults:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a skeletal warrior) 40837 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: I know demons aren't yred's thing but he really should give you reapers 40837 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: just saying 40881 | Vaults:5 | Paralysed by a floating eye for 2 turns 40883 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: oh 40883 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: eyeball. 40883 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: bang. 40885 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: reapers are demons?... 40886 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: yes 40886 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: huh. 40886 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: weird. 40931 | Vaults:5 | Got a brightly glowing sapphire amulet 40932 | Vaults:5 | Identified the amulet of Immorality {Harm *Drain rPois Int+3} (You found it on level 5 of the Vaults) 40988 | Vaults:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a phantasmal warrior) 41169 | Vaults:5 | Reached XP level 25. HP: 230/230 MP: 30/32 41198 | Vaults:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a bone dragon) 41247 | Vaults:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 41271 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: iron giant shaped shifter 41276 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: since when can a shifter turn into an iron giant 41281 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: i thought the hd was way too high 41284 | Vaults:5 | Killed Margery 41288 | Vaults:5 | Reached skill level 10 in Dodging 41309 | Vaults:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a phantasmal warrior) 41360 | Vaults:5 | Reached skill level 15 in Fighting 41794 | Vaults:5 | Identified Soucijae's Reference Book on Toxins and Weightlessness 41811 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: soucijae's reference book 41927 | Vaults:5 | Got a silver rune of Zot 42379 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: clearly I need to do like 4 zig levels to get enough gold for the CPA. 42379 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: well 42379 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: i was almost right 42379 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: go do tomb! 42379 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: er 42379 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: no 42379 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: crypts. 42379 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: i meant cryts. 42379 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: crypt. 42379 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: i promise i meant crypts. 42380 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: uh huh. 42380 | Vaults:5 | hyperhaifisch: :V 42380 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: though, tomb DOES have that giant gold vault at the end. 42380 | Vaults:5 | someoneawful: good motivation imo. 42488 | Crypt:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Crypt 42490 | Crypt:1 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/IHTqyGd.jpg multi-level YIKES 42490 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: UHHH. 42490 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: what the fuck 42490 | Crypt:1 | hyperhaifisch: I'm not sure which aspect to be mad about first 42497 | Crypt:1 | hyperhaifisch: vamp: probably not the best for undead things branch 42509 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: it might not be very helpful here, no. 42523 | Crypt:1 | hyperhaifisch: bleh 42659 | Crypt:1 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a bone dragon) 42687 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: oh good, a new bone dragon pal 42701 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: oh good, spectral weapon. 42701 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: that'll be a thing you can cast, totally 42701 | Crypt:1 | hyperhaifisch: totally. 42810 | Crypt:1 | hyperhaifisch: horray I can afford the dumb armor 42828 | Crypt:1 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a flayed ghost) 42881 | Crypt:1 | hyperhaifisch: oh, digwand 42881 | Crypt:1 | hyperhaifisch: at last 42881 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: really it's kind of terrifying to do orb run without it 42881 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: so crypt has paid off 42881 | Crypt:1 | someoneawful: i guess 42964 | Crypt:1 | hyperhaifisch: kind of don't feel like doing the rest of crypt 42964 | Crypt:1 | hyperhaifisch: so 43169 | D:11 | Bought an amethyst-encrusted crystal plate armour for 2805 gold pieces 43169 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: oh I'm out of id 43270 | D:9 | Bought a scroll of identify for 22 gold pieces 43270 | D:9 | Identified the +13 crystal plate armour of Protective Custody {Slay+3} (You bought it in a shop on level 11 of the Dungeon) 43271 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: that 43271 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: well it has sheer SWOLE behind it 43271 | D:9 | someoneawful: slay+3. 43271 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: I might not actually need most of dragon king's resists 43271 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: except a pip of rC but lol 43271 | D:9 | someoneawful: heh 43271 | D:9 | someoneawful: don't you have an amulet with rC 43271 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: I do 43271 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: my dumb gourmand rand 43567 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: one good thing about gourmand is you can use it as a swap 43578 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: if that's the life you want to live 43578 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: 45/13 to 52/13 43578 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: the spells are fiiine 43579 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: they are! 43579 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: what an exceptionally silly character 43579 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: oh, GDA has the same ER as CPA 43579 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: yeah, they nerfed GDA at some point 43579 | Elf:3 | hyperhaifisch: zot probaly has enough vamp-effected things to stick with that, probably. 43579 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: until z:5, i think, yeah 43579 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: lots of draconians 43579 | Elf:3 | someoneawful: orb guardians are vampiric vulnerable also i think but 43936 | Zot:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Realm of Zot 43946 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: flappycrab o' wrath 44068 | Zot:1 | Reached XP level 26. HP: 244/244 MP: 30/32 44190 | Zot:1 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/cl7YW7n.jpg I have several questions 44283 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: wh- 44283 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: everything being said there is incredibly confusing and worrying 44283 | Zot:1 | hyperhaifisch: pregnancy: apparently the hardest word in the english language to spell 44292 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: "pregnantsy" 44321 | Zot:1 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a skeletal warrior) 44409 | Zot:1 | hyperhaifisch: https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg 44441 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: oh god 44446 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: that video makes me laugh every time 44446 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: PREGANTE 44455 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: bregant 44455 | Zot:1 | hyperhaifisch: how is babby formed 44455 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: "starch masks" 44455 | Zot:1 | hyperhaifisch: they need to do way instain mother 44455 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: can you burn a luigi board? 44470 | Zot:1 | hyperhaifisch: what a weird level 44470 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: it... 44470 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: some vaults happened 44470 | Zot:1 | hyperhaifisch: really just the one 44470 | Zot:1 | hyperhaifisch: X> 44470 | Zot:1 | hyperhaifisch: oh, chat. 44484 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: X> 44484 | Zot:1 | hyperhaifisch: hey, it IS better than typing chat outside the chat window 44484 | Zot:1 | hyperhaifisch: "Last night I was out at some bars with friends and I was bemoaning my relatively new lactose intolerance and how it ruined my daily breakfast of yogurt. My friend, a very well-educated male in his mid-20s, goes “What about your period? Isn’t yogurt supposed to keep that regular?” “No, dude, what the hell?” “Yeah, all those commercials with the ladies and the yogurt keeping them regular?” “That’s not-“ “Jamie Lee Curtis?” “Yeah that’s about poops.” Luckily he took being corrected (and us laughing at him) very well." 44484 | Zot:1 | hyperhaifisch: incredible. 44513 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: ...holy moly 44524 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: how do you get that confused 44585 | Zot:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/hi3n5i3rtdp21.jpg wh- 44745 | Zot:2 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire knight) 44848 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: someone learned all their sex facts from anime or something 44863 | Zot:2 | hyperhaifisch: terrifying 45205 | Zot:2 | Noticed an orb of fire 45205 | Zot:2 | hyperhaifisch: oof and toe 45206 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: yikes 45209 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: this is not what you want all at the sametime 45211 | Zot:2 | hyperhaifisch: go flappycrab of wrath meatshields 45305 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: oh 45306 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: now it has a ghost moth friend 45306 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: that's much better 45306 | Zot:2 | hyperhaifisch: none of them can open doors and I think they're too dumb to go around 45306 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: can you just...go to z:3 45306 | Zot:2 | hyperhaifisch: and it's the last room on this floor so 45306 | Zot:2 | hyperhaifisch: bye 45306 | Zot:2 | hyperhaifisch: yes 45306 | Zot:2 | someoneawful: yeah 45361 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/zq73awts4cp21.jpg :| 45361 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: I mean a lot of people go on birth control because it fixes other problems they're having 45361 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: also people use it in monogamous relationships 45361 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: but sure, it's all thots. 45436 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: "your body working the way it's supposed to" ugh 45441 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: bodies do a lot of things on their own that we do things to prevent 45441 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: yes 45441 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: I wonder if they have that much of a problem with, say, male baldness treatments 45485 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: that spiral seems vaulty. 45485 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: it does 45706 | Zot:3 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a ghoul) 45873 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/q7lrazx06fp21.jpg wtf 45873 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: um. 45873 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: that's not how anything works, butcool. 45873 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: clearly nobody is born with large lower lips. 45873 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: it's from being a SLUT. 45955 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: imagine if dudes had to deal with people criticising every sex thing they do ever 45962 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: "don't jerk off too much, it makes your dick weird and thin" 45962 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: "If you have sex with too many women, you'll be softer and give them less pleasure" 45962 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: "if you cum too many times you start making less cum and won't be able to have kids" 45962 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: also probably a lot of even dumber shit about foreskins than there is already 45962 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: oh geez, yes 45999 | Zot:3 | Reached XP level 27. HP: 154/258 MP: 10/32 46005 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: harp so good with DD 46005 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: clearly you're not a deep dwarf 46005 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: you're a fiddler crab 46005 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: heh 46005 | Zot:3 | dwarf 46005 | Zot:3 | dwarf 46005 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: dwarb? 46005 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: ok. 46005 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: sure. 46005 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: dwrab 46005 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: how do you even pronounce that 46005 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: it hurts 46005 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: dwarf crab 46217 | Zot:3 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a flayed ghost) 46314 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/3e3pxtv2wbp21.png triple yikes 46316 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: ug 46316 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: h 46316 | Zot:3 | someoneawful: on multiple levels 46316 | Zot:3 | hyperhaifisch: 'autistically screech' can u not 46318 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: nice stair 46318 | Zot:4 | hyperhaifisch: oh, pocket stair 46426 | Zot:4 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a phantasmal warrior) 46468 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: man Big Diamond Zot is obnoxious 46529 | Zot:4 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/GW22rqH.jpg wat 46529 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: uhhhh 46529 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: ??? 46769 | Zot:4 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/9jWMU9W.jpg 46769 | Zot:4 | hyperhaifisch: just...yes, how good something is for you depends on what shape it is. 46769 | Zot:4 | hyperhaifisch: why haven't we started making processed foods shaped like every organ. 46870 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: where the hell do these "oh this fruit vaguely looks like a body part, so, of course" 46871 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: yeah 46871 | Zot:4 | hyperhaifisch: kidney beans are fantastic for your kidneys by this logic 46871 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: also i almost didn't notice the facebook comment 46871 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: "they are so good for you they can't choose a shape" 46871 | Zot:4 | hyperhaifisch: actually wouldn't that make eating various organ meats the ultimate healthiness by this logic 46871 | Zot:4 | hyperhaifisch: eat a heart for heart health 46871 | Zot:4 | someoneawful: chomp. 46872 | Zot:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Realm of Zot 46874 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: also lol at picking the eggplant as an example, when, well 46874 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: oh, z:5 time. 46875 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: ... 46876 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: plop 46948 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a bone dragon) 46979 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: love having to do a double take at bone dragon bros now 46979 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: https://imgur.com/eK8CE3l wait, they're detachable? nobody told me this 47012 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 47164 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 47169 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 47275 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: https://i.imgur.com/eaof5W5.jpg boob scarf 47291 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: wow 47347 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a ghoul) 47381 | Zot:5 | Noticed an ancient lich 47393 | Zot:5 | Killed an ancient lich 47394 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: go dragon go 47397 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: just taking out an ancient lich 47398 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 47401 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: oof. 47405 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: probably can't take out an oof. 47406 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 47410 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: twoof 47410 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: oh dear. 47424 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: at least there's a hallway i guess. 47429 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: hmm 47429 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: pain mirror? 47430 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: and maybe chug a might potion, i dunno 47437 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 47455 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 47456 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: stupid orb. 47470 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 47473 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: yay, a vampire. 47503 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: yay, a harp. 47526 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: electric golems: why 47546 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: they are jerks 47547 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: lolstatue 47547 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: what the heck 47549 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 47550 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: i've never seen an obsidian statue be there 47550 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: oof. 47559 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: hi orb 47566 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 47592 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 47605 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 47605 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 47627 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 47631 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: so much oof 47633 | Zot:5 | Noticed an orb of fire 47638 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 47650 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: that's what, four? five? 47656 | Zot:5 | Killed an orb of fire 47658 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: at least they can't mutate you to hell anymore? 47658 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: thank you gooncrawl 47707 | Zot:5 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire knight) 47760 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: good job draconian 47760 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: net your friend 47763 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: heh 47774 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: net hacks 47792 | Zot:5 | Got the Orb of Zot 47805 | Zot:5 | someoneawful: time to orb. 47805 | Zot:5 | hyperhaifisch: thank you for your service, zombie friends. 47907 | Zot:1 | someoneawful: this floor: still weird 47907 | Zot:1 | Received a gift from Yredelemnul (a vampire) 47908 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: ...a vampire 47908 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: which gets left behind 47908 | Depths:5 | hyperhaifisch: poor vamp 47908 | Depths:5 | someoneawful: :( 47947 | Depths:4 | Noticed Esytoe Diatt the pandemonium lord 47948 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: 'sytoe Diatt 47948 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: boy I'm glad these are the only upstairs 47948 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: well. 47948 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: heh 47948 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: other than a hatch I guess 47948 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: summon greater demon... 47948 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: fast 47948 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: hmmm 47948 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: is that a trapdoor 47948 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: er, hatch 47948 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: in the bottom right? yes 47948 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: h mm m 47948 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: tele and flee? 47948 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: look at the panlord again? 47948 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: i wasn't paying attention to its ac 47948 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: hm 47948 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: AC: yes 47948 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: dang. 47948 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: that's no good. 47948 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: Easy Toe Diet needs to take a shower 47948 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: haste, tele 47949 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: oh that's the stuff I've seen it use 47949 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: flail around 47949 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: so there's a greater demon lurking already 47949 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: good 47956 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: a shark 47956 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: a shark appears! 47958 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: dragon'scall and summon demon. 47961 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: dispelling is rude as hell 47961 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: dammit 47977 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: read a scroll of summoning? 47977 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: at this point I almost could have looped back to the stairs 47979 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: oh 47979 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: of course. 47979 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: well it bought me a turn. 47980 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: what a dick this guy is. 47980 | Depths:4 | someoneawful: well,okay 47980 | Depths:4 | hyperhaifisch: whew 48047 | Depths:2 | someoneawful: oh no your magic pool 48109 | Depths:1 | hyperhaifisch: at least zombie army helps on floors where they didn't all die 48144 | D:14 | someoneawful: they're doing their best. 48159 | D:13 | someoneawful: good pals. 48312 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: ...mystery stairs 48315 | D:4 | someoneawful: what the hell happened to d:4 48315 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: GSC ogre and dowan/duvessa apparently 48315 | D:4 | someoneawful: ...lmao duvessa is wordfiltered to minmay 48332 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: pals 48387 | D:$ | Escaped with the Orb! Vanquished Creatures 6 orbs of fire (Zot:5) Sojobo (Depths:3) Margery (Vaults:5) Saint Roka (Elf:2) 4 curse toes 5 caustic shrikes (Depths:5) 2 Killer Klowns 7 golden dragons 2 bone dragons (Depths:5) 4 electric golems Jorgrun (Depths:2) An iron giant (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) 14 tentacled monstrosities 20 Orb Guardians (Zot:5) 2 shard shrike skeletons (Crypt:1) 5 quicksilver dragons 4 titans 3 liches Gastronok (D:10) An ancient champion (Crypt:1) 10 death cobs 7 sphinxes 10 tengu reavers 7 shadow dragons 12 storm dragons 2 draconian monks 6 fire giants 4 nagarajas (Snake:4) 2 revenants (Crypt:1) 6 draconian knights 7 frost giants 7 vault wardens An iron dragon (Vaults:5) A deep elf elementalist (Vaults:5) A curse skull (Crypt:1) 2 orc warlords (Orc:1) 2 ghost moths 7 draconian scorchers A spriggan defender (Depths:5) 9 draconian shifters A draconian stormcaller (Zot:3) 7 ironheart preservers 3 draconian annihilators 14 stone giants A war gargoyle (Vaults:5) 21 very ugly things 3 vampire knights (Crypt:1) 11 white draconians 6 black draconians 3 deep elf demonologists An entropy weaver (Vaults:3) 8 red draconians 2 deep elf annihilators 7 green draconians 13 yellow draconians 9 purple draconians 2 spark wasps (Depths:4) An eidolon (Crypt:1) A blizzard demon (D:15) 2 deep elf death magi (Vaults:5) 8 ettins 4 jiangshi (Crypt:1) A merfolk javelineer (Depths:5) 8 fire dragons A deep elf high priest (Vaults:5) 6 great orbs of eyes 8 yaktaur captains 19 vault guards 3 rakshasas 8 naga warriors (Snake:4) 12 ice dragons 7 hydras 5 spriggan air magi A ghost crab (Swamp:2) A monstrous demonspawn (Depths:4) An anaconda (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) A catoblepas (Lair:6) Erica (Lair:1) 7 anacondas 28 two-headed ogres A death knight (Vaults:3) 6 deep troll shamans 5 alligators 3 centaur warriors 10 dancing weapons 3 tengu warriors 10 ogre magi A queen ant (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) An orc high priest (Orc:2) 2 death yaks (Lair:6) A soul eater (Depths:4) 4 deep troll earth magi A shock serpent (Snake:4) 4 hell knights 4 vampire magi (Crypt:1) 12 deep elf knights A spriggan berserker (Depths:3) 7 naga sharpshooters 5 iron trolls 2 salamander mystics 3 glowing orange brains 4 skeletal warriors 3 sea snakes A swamp dragon (Swamp:4) 20 deep trolls 5 naga ritualists (Snake:4) A torturous demonspawn (Depths:4) An obsidian statue (Zot:5) A flayed ghost (Vaults:3) 5 wizards 2 deep elf archers 5 orc knights Pikel (D:5) 2 phantasmal warriors (Crypt:1) 3 necromancers 8 ironbrand convokers 37 deep elf magi 5 mana vipers 4 salamanders 24 ugly things An oklob plant (Lair:4) 2 wolf spiders A manticore (D:15) 3 cyclopes 5 orc sorcerers A centaur zombie (D:14) 21 moths of wrath 3 elephants (Lair:6) 5 vault sentinels 27 black mambas A water nymph (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) 4 guardian serpents A guardian serpent (shapeshifter) (Elf:2) 22 naga magi 4 centaur skeletons An ice statue (IceCv) 3 spectral swamp worms (Depths:2) 11 spiny frogs 2 rime drakes (Lair:4) 19 yaktaurs 5 komodo dragons 3 hellwings An ice devil (D:14) 15 freezing wraiths A troll (shapeshifter) (Vaults:3) A polar bear (Lair:6) A queen bee (D:9) An iron troll skeleton (Crypt:1) A wind drake (shapeshifter) (Depths:4) 7 trolls 7 hornets 12 slime creatures 2 boulder beetles 7 blink frogs 7 hippogriffs 3 bog bodies A fire dragon zombie (Crypt:1) 5 dream sheep (Lair:4) 5 centaur simulacra 3 air elementals A meliai zombie (D:12) 37 yaks 2 shadows 2 tarantellas (shapeshifter) 3 redbacks (Snake:4) 3 wyverns 13 humans (D:14) 12 water elementals A human (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) 6 wraiths 6 spriggans A tyrant leech zombie (Crypt:1) 9 vampire mosquitoes 5 basilisks A hungry ghost (D:12) 34 nagas 7 wargs 3 swamp worms An acid dragon (Vaults:1) 11 water moccasins A floating eye (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) 4 swamp drakes 2 porcupines An ettin simulacrum (Vaults:2) 31 orc warriors A sky beast (D:11) 2 black bears 2 slaves (D:5) 10 ice beasts 30 ogres 8 wolves 11 centaurs 3 boggarts (Vaults:3) 7 crocodiles 9 bullfrogs 4 big kobolds A gnoll sergeant (D:8) A hornet simulacrum (D:15) 2 scorpions 2 elf simulacra (Vaults:3) 28 killer bees 2 swamp dragon simulacra (IceCv) A polar bear skeleton (Crypt:1) 2 howler monkeys 2 bullfrog zombies 4 crimson imps 15 orc priests 5 draconian simulacra (IceCv) 2 quasits A hound (D:9) 6 jellies 10 orc wizards 2 bullfrog skeletons An iron imp (Depths:1) 10 iguanas A basilisk skeleton (Crypt:1) A human skeleton (Crypt:1) 4 troll simulacra (IceCv) 6 hell rats (Lair:6) 6 worker ants A polar bear simulacrum (IceCv) A spriggan simulacrum (IceCv) A wolf simulacrum (IceCv) 18 sheep A dwarf skeleton (Crypt:1) 2 hound zombies 2 hound skeletons (D:8) A howler monkey zombie (D:8) A worker ant zombie (D:7) 2 howler monkey skeletons 7 gnolls 3 ogre simulacra (IceCv) 10 adders 3 naga simulacra (IceCv) 5 shadow imps 12 white imps (IceCv) 2 oozes An adder skeleton (D:8) An adder zombie (D:7) A worm (D:6) 2 dart slugs 6 leopard geckos 81 orcs A ball python (D:2) 4 giant cockroaches 4 hobgoblins 7 jackals (D:7) 9 quokkas 6 bats 4 frilled lizards 8 goblins 14 kobolds A quokka skeleton (D:7) 12 rats 2 fungi A plant (Lair:6) 1514 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (collateral kills) 2 ancient liches (Zot:5) the Lernaean hydra (Swamp:4) 2 Killer Klowns Norris (Elf:3) 5 golden dragons Jory (Depths:3) 3 liches 3 tentacled monstrosities Asterion (Vaults:1) 6 quicksilver dragons 2 deep elf master archers (Elf:3) 2 deep elf blademasters (Elf:3) The ghost of kickascii the Warrior, an adept MiBe of Trog (Elf:3) An ancient champion (Vaults:2) Frances (Swamp:2) A sphinx (Vaults:5) A death cob (Zot:2) 3 tengu reavers 4 shadow dragons A thorn hunter (Swamp:4) A draconian monk (Zot:1) 4 nagarajas 5 storm dragons 3 deep elf sorcerers (Elf:3) A ghost moth (Zot:5) 2 iron dragons (Vaults:5) A draconian knight (Zot:5) 6 frost giants A draconian scorcher (Zot:3) 4 fire giants 5 vault wardens 7 ironheart preservers A draconian shifter (Zot:5) Aizul (Snake:2) 8 deep elf elementalists A curse skull (Vaults:2) 2 draconian stormcallers 11 stone giants 2 reapers A war gargoyle (Vaults:5) 11 very ugly things 6 deep elf demonologists 2 green draconians Nessos (Lair:4) 6 deep elf annihilators 4 yellow draconians 2 spark wasps (Depths:2) 4 black draconians A purple draconian (Zot:3) 5 red draconians 4 white draconians 2 ettins An eidolon (Crypt:1) Snorg (D:13) 5 deep elf death magi A jiangshi (Crypt:1) A merfolk impaler (Depths:3) Josephine (Orc:2) 6 fire dragons 3 deep elf high priests 5 ice dragons 7 great orbs of eyes 8 yaktaur captains 7 naga warriors 16 hydras 2 spriggan air magi 2 rakshasas 16 vault guards A ghost crab (Swamp:4) 11 ogre magi 30 two-headed ogres 16 dancing weapons 18 alligators 10 centaur warriors 4 anacondas 2 orc high priests (Orc:2) 5 deep troll shamans 5 deep troll earth magi A vampire mage (Depths:2) A death yak (Lair:6) 2 tengu warriors 3 spriggan berserkers 10 naga sharpshooters 10 hell knights 9 shock serpents 4 deep elf knights A soul eater (Depths:1) 2 unseen horrors 2 shambling mangroves 19 deep trolls 3 flayed ghosts 7 deep elf archers 8 naga ritualists An iron giant zombie (Crypt:1) 8 swamp dragons A sea snake (Snake:2) 5 wizards A spriggan druid (Swamp:4) An unseen horror (shapeshifter) (D:13) 2 glowing orange brains 11 orc knights 4 necromancers 2 phantasmal warriors 7 ironbrand convokers A mana viper (shapeshifter) (Vaults:2) 8 mana vipers 19 deep elf magi 24 ugly things 2 orc sorcerers 5 moths of wrath 4 salamanders 3 cyclopes A guardian serpent (shapeshifter) (Vaults:1) 11 naga magi 15 black mambas A rust devil (Zot:5) 9 spiny frogs 4 vault sentinels A guardian serpent (Snake:4) A gargoyle (D:14) 2 spectral swamp worms (Depths:2) 4 freezing wraiths 2 komodo dragons A harpy zombie (D:15) A yaktaur (shapeshifter) (Elf:1) 24 yaktaurs An ice devil (D:14) An iron troll skeleton (Crypt:1) 2 tengu conjurers (Depths:3) 3 hellwings (Depths:1) A red devil (Depths:5) A polar bear (Lair:4) 5 tyrant leeches A boulder beetle (Vaults:3) 3 trolls A meliai (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) 10 blink frogs 27 slime creatures 7 bog bodies 15 hornets 5 hippogriffs 2 stone giant simulacra A human simulacrum (Vaults:2) 6 spriggans 3 redbacks (Snake:4) A ynoxinul (Depths:4) 10 water elementals A redback (shapeshifter) (Vaults:5) 7 humans A wyvern (D:13) A vampire (D:15) 2 wraiths 19 yaks A golden eye (shapeshifter) (Depths:2) A hungry ghost (D:14) 15 vampire mosquitoes 5 wargs 25 nagas 12 swamp worms 2 water moccasins (Lair:6) An acid dragon (D:13) An ice beast (D:8) 12 orc warriors 15 swamp drakes 2 sky beasts A black bear (D:8) A phantom (D:8) 2 eyes of draining 9 centaurs 27 ogres 6 boggarts 2 wolves (Lair:6) A crocodile (Lair:6) 8 bullfrogs 2 earth elementals 2 scorpions 6 killer bees 2 jellies 3 howler monkeys 3 electric eels 3 crimson imps A bullfrog zombie (D:7) 4 orc priests A bullfrog skeleton (D:5) 3 hounds 18 orc wizards 4 worker ants 2 sheep (Lair:3) A hound skeleton (D:6) 9 adders An ufetubus (Depths:1) 35 orcs 2 ball pythons (Snake:3) 3 jackals (D:7) 3 kobolds A quokka (D:8) A leopard gecko zombie (D:5) 7 briar patches (Swamp:4) 2 bushes 16 fungi 14 plants 1044 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (others) 4 profane servitors 6 bone dragons 2 draconian knights (Zot:5) 12 ghouls A deep elf elementalist (Elf:3) 2 Killer Klown zombies A black draconian (Zot:1) 8 vampire knights 9 very ugly thing zombies An ettin (Depths:1) 3 quicksilver dragon zombies 2 naga warriors (Snake:4) A spectral human (Vaults:4) A dancing weapon (Elf:1) A titan zombie (Vaults:5) 4 storm dragon zombies 5 skeletal warriors A hell knight (Depths:2) A spark wasp zombie (Depths:2) A deep troll (Depths:5) 2 golden dragon zombies 2 ghost moth zombies 9 flayed ghosts A wizard (Vaults:1) 10 phantasmal warriors 4 shadow dragon zombies A necromancer (Depths:2) 3 tengu zombies 3 ugly thing zombies A deep elf mage (Elf:1) 11 draconian zombies A stone giant zombie (Vaults:5) A salamander (Snake:4) 4 fire giant zombies 2 moths of wrath (Zot:5) A shock serpent zombie (Snake:4) A purple draconian zombie (Depths:5) A spiny frog (Lair:5) 3 green draconian zombies 8 spriggan zombies 4 red draconian zombies 19 yaktaur zombies A gargoyle (D:13) 3 black draconian zombies A death yak zombie (Lair:6) 2 white draconian zombies (Zot:5) 4 yellow draconian zombies 2 swamp worm zombies (Swamp:4) 2 redback zombies (Snake:4) 3 yaktaurs 3 hydra zombies 7 moth of wrath zombies A ghoul skeleton (Zot:5) A guardian serpent zombie (Snake:4) An alligator zombie (Swamp:2) 11 deep troll zombies 2 ettin zombies 5 flying skulls 3 fire dragon zombies 18 vampires An ice dragon zombie (Depths:3) 2 wraiths A fire elemental (Elf:1) A naga (Snake:4) 2 spiny frog zombies A monstrous demonspawn zombie (Depths:4) A swamp worm (Swamp:4) 10 two-headed ogre zombies 2 hornet zombies (Depths:5) A swamp dragon zombie (Swamp:4) 2 dream sheep zombies (Lair:4) An elephant zombie (Lair:6) 4 elf zombies 5 blink frog zombies An ogre (Vaults:4) A blink frog skeleton (Lair:4) A rime drake zombie (Lair:4) 5 vampire mosquito zombies 2 salamander zombies (Snake:4) 3 hippogriff zombies 3 elf skeletons (Lair:6) 4 water moccasin zombies 2 troll zombies (D:12) 10 yak zombies 4 warg zombies 5 wights 5 wolf zombies An electric eel (D:13) A basilisk zombie (Lair:6) 5 centaur zombies 2 black bear zombies 4 bullfrog zombies A jelly (Lair:5) A bog body skeleton (Swamp:4) 16 human zombies A human skeleton (Lair:6) 5 killer bee zombies 9 ogre zombies 14 naga zombies 4 crocodile zombies 2 dwarf skeletons (Lair:6) A hound zombie (D:6) An ogre skeleton (Lair:6) 4 worker ant zombies A scorpion zombie (D:6) A swamp drake zombie (Swamp:4) 5 adder zombies An electric eel zombie (Lair:3) An iguana zombie (Lair:2) 7 sheep zombies 4 orc skeletons A gnoll zombie (D:5) A dart slug zombie (D:2) A goblin zombie (D:2) A hobgoblin zombie (D:3) 3 jackal zombies (D:7) A kobold zombie (D:11) A leopard gecko zombie (D:5) 33 orc zombies 2 quokka zombies 3 rat zombies 7 fungi 6 plants 460 creatures vanquished. Grand Total: 3018 creatures vanquished Vault maps used: D:1: minmay_arrival_arboretum_large, minmay_misc_feat_five, roderic_roman_lattice D:2: serial_bayou_crossing D:3: chequers_ecumenical_altar_simple_redux, first_ration, minmay_unequal D:4: minmay_temple_entry_grid, uniq_duvessa D:5: trog_butcher_becter, uniq_pikel D:6: lemuel_round_altar, hangedman_decor_lopped, serial_bayou_pond_d D:7: serial_shops, nicolae_shop_trees D:8: minmay_the_grid_octo_2x2, lemuel_doored_altar, dpeg_oklobed_lair, grunt_pizzeria D:9: special_room, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_behind_doors, shop, shop, shop, minmay_misc_feat_hallway D:10: serial_shops, nicolae_shop_statue_plus, uniq_gastronok D:11: serial_glass, glass_columns_c, glass_columns_c, glass_columns_b, glass_columns_a, glass_columns_c, glass_columns_a, glass_columns_c, glass_columns_a, glass_columns_b, glass_columns_b, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_crystal, nicolae_shop_overgrown_old_shop, nicolae_shop_crystal D:12: david_orc_2, uniq_maurice D:13: lemuel_freeze_loot_1, uniq_snorg D:14: grunt_vaults_entry_tiered, portal_ice_cave_demonic_guard, kennysheep_decorative_pillar D:15: grunt_enter_depths_snipers, basic_altar, hangedman_decor_slide_cut, minivault_22, nicolae_underground_beach Temple: dpeg_three_leaves_temple Lair:1: grunt_forest_stairs_basic, minivault_24, lemuel_fruit_tree, uniq_erica Lair:2: beast_lair_carwin_large_1, minmay_snake_entry_guardpost_medium Lair:3: nicolae_swamp_entry_splash_gauntlet, st_stairs_13 Lair:4: minmay_lair_oklob_items, grunt_megastairs_4, serial_bayou_shore_a, infiniplex_staircase_pool_2, uniq_nessos Lair:5: slime_altar_2, infiniplex_staircase_pool Lair:6: grunt_lair_end_beastmaster, basic_altar Swamp:1: gammafunk_its_a_trap, evilmike_swamp_ruin_house_5, swamp_pool5 Swamp:2: hangedman_swamp_ruin_wall, uniq_frances Swamp:3: serial_swamp_ruin, evilmike_swamp_ruin_rubble_1, evilmike_swamp_ruin_house_4 Swamp:4: swamp_alternative Snake:1: uniq_donald Snake:2: serial_shops, shop, guppyfry_snake_island, uniq_aizul Snake:3: minmay_snake_pond, grunt_megastairs_3 Snake:4: snake_pit, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_statue_plus, spider_trap Orc:1: uniq_josephine Orc:2: grunt_orc_gardens, grunt_orc_garden, grunt_orc_garden, grunt_orc_garden, grunt_orc_garden, serial_shops, shop, minmay_orc_temple_a Elf:1: minmay_elf_arrival_summoners, minmay_elf_annihilation, minivault_28 Elf:2: basic_stair_grate_trap, uniq_saint_roka Elf:3: grunt_elf_hall_asides, uniq_norris Vaults:1: nicolae_vaults_shelves_hall, vaults_room_grunt_arrival_checkpoint, dpeg_vaults_monster_box, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_1, vaults_standard_mumra_lines, nicolae_vaults_network_periphery, vaults_room_pools, hangedman_vaults_corner, ontoclasm_vaults_pinch, v_misc_19, vaults_room_grid, v_pattern_2, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_behind_doors, uniq_asterion Vaults:2: nicolae_vaults_alarming, vaults_room_guarded_vault, vaults_room_door_ring, dpeg_vaults_monster_row, vaults_mumra_chevron_long, minmay_crypt_entry_simple_box, v_misc_8, hangedman_vaults_capsules Vaults:3: v_misc_29, vaults_mumra_hexcomb, v_misc_13, ontoclasm_vaults_gateway, ontoclasm_vaults_hangar, nicolae_vaults_network_s, st_check, v_alt_pattern_5, nicolae_vaults_network_quinsquares, serial_ice_b, vaults_room_ringed_pool, ontoclasm_vaults_chip, nicolae_vaults_asterisk, vaults_mumra_chevron, nicolae_vaults_diagonal_hallway_7, vaults_room_semicircle, serial_shops, shop Vaults:4: v_alt_pattern_4, vaults_room_grid, hangedman_vaults_hat, v_misc_13, vaults_room_door_ring, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_5, vaults_dpeg_hooks, nicolae_vaults_little_squares_1 Vaults:5: uniq_margery Crypt:1: grunt_crypt_arrival_webbed Depths:1: kennysheep_cross_bottleneck, grunt_hell_entry_dis_grunt, minmay_misc_feat_chi, serial_sigils_hangedman_scar, dispersion_dpeg, firewood_loft Depths:2: grunt_arcs, serial_corexii_hall, corexii_hall_statues_l, corexii_hall_statues_l, trove_entry_hex_spiral, minmay_misc_feat_diagonals, pf_hell_entry_tar_river, uniq_jorgrun Depths:3: cross_vault, pan_entry, minmay_strange_pillars, pf_coc_iceberg, hangedman_abyss_entry_splay, minmay_misc_feat_room, uniq_jory, uniq_sojobo Depths:4: minmay_ambush_box, enter_ziggurat_a, glass_columns_c, abyss_entry_crystal, rand_demon_pan_entry_8, hell_entry, serial_bayou_shore_b, minmay_staircase_statues_hall_small Depths:5: grunt_twist_and_shout, hangedman_geh_valley, serial_shops, bzr_entry_customers Zot:1: nicolae_zot_stationary_front Zot:2: kennysheep_blocky_room, zot_minivault_1 Zot:3: gammafunk_mikee_crab_dinner Zot:4: zot_minivault_5, basic_stair_grate_trap, lemuel_elevator Zot:5: hangedman_zot_decor_slant, st_stairs_7, basic_stair_grate_trap Bazaar: bazaar_jpeg_cross Trove: trove_weapon_1 IceCv: ice_cave_small_necro Table legend: A = Turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in the entire game. B = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in the entire game. C = Inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in this place. D = Turns resting spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. E = Turns spent auto-exploring this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. F = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place divided by the number of levels of this place that you've seen. A B C D E F +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Total | 100.0 | 100.0 | 10.4 | 6.7 | 54.6 | 802.8 Dungeon | 27.1 | 26.1 | 13.7 | 11.2 | 53.5 | 755.2 Temple | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 2.0 Lair | 12.6 | 12.5 | 10.7 | 13.1 | 57.9 | 905.7 Swamp | 5.9 | 5.9 | 11.6 | 2.8 | 63.0 | 635.5 Snake Pit | 8.6 | 9.2 | 4.3 | 7.3 | 68.4 | 995.0 Orcish Mines | 3.5 | 3.4 | 14.1 | 9.8 | 51.5 | 737.0 Elven Halls | 6.3 | 6.1 | 13.0 | 1.1 | 54.8 | 880.7 Vaults | 13.9 | 14.2 | 8.1 | 2.0 | 53.5 | 1233.8 Crypt | 1.0 | 1.1 | 3.5 | 1.3 | 59.6 | 475.0 Depths | 11.8 | 11.4 | 14.1 | 3.7 | 54.0 | 984.2 Zot | 8.0 | 8.7 | 2.0 | 1.5 | 43.3 | 758.0 Bazaar | 0.2 | 0.2 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 102.0 Trove | 0.1 | 0.1 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 43.0 Ice Cave | 0.9 | 1.0 | 0.0 | 1.3 | 10.2 | 450.0 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 | 10-12 | 13-15 | 16-18 | 19-21 | 22-24 | 25-27 || total -------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------++------- Melee: Hand axe | 136 | | | | | | | | || 136 War axe | 4 | 120 | 250 | 218 | | | | | || 592 Battleaxe | | | | 175 | 811 | 355 | 267 | | || 1608 Scimitar | | | | 2 | | | | | || 2 Morningstar | | | | | 3 | 33 | | | || 36 Executioner's axe | | | | | | | 404 | 859 | 1164 || 2427 Cast: Apportation | | | | | | | 3 | 1 | || 4 Repel Missiles | | | | | | | | 3 | 5 || 8 Invok: Animate Remains | 6 | 12 | | | | | | | || 18 Recall Undead Sla | | 1 | | 1 | 6 | 9 | 13 | 6 | 2 || 38 Animate Dead | | 2 | 22 | 44 | 108 | 85 | 85 | 54 | 68 || 468 Drain Life | | | 1 | 13 | 43 | 46 | 24 | 9 | 1 || 137 Enslave Soul | | | | | | 1 | | | || 1 Injury Mirror | | | | | | | | | 1 || 1 Abil: Heal Wounds | 1 | 5 | 6 | 15 | 4 | 2 | 2 | | 3 || 38 Evoke Blink | | | | | | | | 1 | || 1 Evoke: Wand | | | 3 | 11 | 34 | 41 | 11 | 20 | 33 || 153 Phantom mirror | | | | 1 | | | | | || 1 Harp of healing | | | | | | | 7 | 5 | 5 || 17 Sack of spiders | | | | | | | | 1 | || 1 Use: Scroll | 3 | 6 | 5 | 17 | 15 | 9 | 8 | 16 | 19 || 98 Potion | | 3 | 4 | 5 | 15 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 15 || 52 Stab: Distracted | | | | 3 | 11 | 14 | 13 | 21 | 24 || 86 Petrified | | | | | 5 | | | | || 5 Paralysed | | | | | 1 | 2 | 1 | | || 4 Held in net/web | | | | | | | | 1 | 1 || 2 Eat: Ration | 1 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 22 | 19 | 17 | 7 | 12 || 90 Chunk | | 6 | 8 | 9 | 25 | 9 | 20 | 24 | 18 || 119 Armor: Leather armour | 10 | | | | | | | | || 10 Ring mail | 41 | 32 | 32 | | | | | | || 105 Chain mail | | | 111 | 215 | 188 | | | | || 514 Plate armour | | | | | 176 | 31 | | | || 207 Gold dragon scale | | | | | | 344 | 431 | 752 | 217 || 1744 Crystal plate arm | | | | | | | | | 592 || 592 Dodge: Dodged | 83 | 87 | 137 | 195 | 526 | 225 | 213 | 349 | 473 || 2288 Deflected | | | | | 24 | | | 21 | 21 || 66 Block: Other | | | | | | | 169 | 366 | 395 || 930 Reflection | | | | | | | 17 | 30 | 10 || 57