Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.22-a0-821-g731b41b (webtiles) character file. 84924 someoneawful the Protected (level 15, -1/94 HPs) Began as a Gargoyle Archaeologist on Apr 1, 2019. Was the Champion of Ashenzari. Slain by an orc knight ... wielding a cursed -1 great sword (34 damage) ... on level 2 of the Orcish Mines on Apr 2, 2019. The game lasted 02:09:05 (25341 turns). someoneawful the Protected (GrAc) Turns: 25341, Time: 02:09:06 Health: -1/94 AC: 31 Str: 13 XL: 15 Next: 82% Magic: 39/39 EV: 13 Int: 27 God: Ashenzari [******] Gold: 637 SH: 0 Dex: 10 Spells: 15/26 levels left rFire . . . SeeInvis + e - +6 Majin-Bo {vamp, Archmagi MP+6 Int+6} (curse) rCold + + . Gourm . (shield currently unavailable) rNeg + . . Faith . S - +3 scale mail of the Poles {rC++} rPois ∞ Spirit . I - +1 hat rElec + Reflect . q - +1 cloak rCorr . Harm . T - +0 pair of gloves MR ++... Clarity + J - +2 pair of boots {run} (curse) Stlth +......... p - amulet of the acrobat HPRegen 0.00/turn V - ring of Vehumet's Delight {rElec MR+ MP+9 Str-2} (curse) MPRegen 0.26/turn i - ring of wizardry @: flying, studying Hexes, quick A: big wings, agile 1, blink, negative energy resistance 1, electricity resistance, inhibited regeneration, unbreathing, petrification resistance, rot immunity, AC +11 a: Stop Flying, Blink, Curse Item, Scrying, Transfer Knowledge, Renounce Religion You were on level 2 of the Orcish Mines. You worshipped Ashenzari. Ashenzari was exalted by your worship. You were hungry. You visited 4 branches of the dungeon, and saw 24 of its levels. You also visited: Ice Cave and Volcano. You collected 2070 gold pieces. You spent 1433 gold pieces at shops. Inventory: Hand Weapons e - the cursed +6 Majin-Bo (weapon) {vamp, Archmagi MP+6 Int+6} It inflicts no extra harm, but heals its wielder when it wounds a living foe. It affects your intelligence (+6). It affects your magic capacity (+6). It has a curse placed upon it. Missiles b - 4 javelins of penetration (quivered) Armour q - a +1 cloak (worn) I - a +1 hat (worn) J - a cursed +2 pair of boots of running (worn) (You found it in a volcano) S - the +3 scale mail of the Poles (worn) {rC++} (You found it on level 6 of the Lair of Beasts) It greatly protects you from cold. T - a +0 pair of gloves (worn) Jewellery i - a ring of wizardry (right hand) p - an amulet of the acrobat (around neck) t - the cursed ring of Mamp {rF++ rC+ Int-5} (You bought it in a shop on level 14 of the Dungeon) [ring of intelligence] It affects your intelligence (-5). It greatly protects you from fire. It protects you from cold. It has a curse placed upon it. w - an uncursed ring of resist corrosion K - an uncursed ring of protection from fire L - the ring of Phasing {EV+9} (You took it off an orc warrior on level 7 of the Dungeon) [ring of evasion] It affects your evasion (+9). O - a cursed amulet of magic regeneration Q - an uncursed ring of ice V - the cursed ring of Vehumet's Delight (left hand) {rElec MR+ MP+9 Str-2} (You bought it in a shop on level 14 of the Dungeon) [ring of magical power] It affects your strength (-2). It insulates you from electricity. It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments. It affects your magic capacity (+9). It has a curse placed upon it. Wands h - a wand of flame (5) o - a wand of acid r - a wand of hasting y - a wand of enslavement (11) z - a wand of polymorph (11) A - a wand of clouds (1) E - a wand of random effects (38) G - a wand of paralysis (9) H - a wand of disintegration (2) P - a wand of scattershot Scrolls c - a scroll of identify d - 2 scrolls of fog k - 7 scrolls of teleportation l - 7 scrolls of fear s - a scroll of summoning B - a scroll of amnesia N - a scroll of holy word Potions g - 2 potions of restore abilities j - 2 potions of invisibility m - 2 potions of agility n - 2 potions of berserk rage u - 6 potions of curing v - a potion of cancellation x - 5 potions of magic D - 5 potions of brilliance F - 2 potions of resistance M - 2 potions of mutation Books a - a manual of Hexes Comestibles f - 33 rations C - 23 chunks of flesh Skills: - Level 11.0 Fighting Level 7.2(10.3) Maces & Flails - Level 9.4(15.8) Staves - Level 11.0 Armour - Level 10.0 Dodging - Level 3.2 Stealth - Level 6.4 Spellcasting * Level 10.8 Hexes * Level 7.9 Summonings - Level 10.6 Evocations You had 15 spell levels left. You knew the following spells: Your Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger a - Shadow Creatures Summ N/A 43% 6 ######. b - Silence Hex/Air ######.... 24% 5 #####.. Your spell library contained the following spells: Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger Cause Fear Hex #######... 1% 4 ###.... Slow Hex #######. 1% 2 None Spider Form Tmut/Pois ##........ 24% 3 None Blade Hands Tmut ##........ 89% 5 #####.. Statue Form Tmut/Erth ##....... 100% 6 ######. Deflect Missiles Chrm/Air ##........ 100% 6 ######. Ensorcelled Hibernation Hex/Ice ###### 1% 2 None Corona Hex ####### 1% 1 None Conjure Ball Lightning Conj/Air ##........ 100% 6 ######. Portal Projectile Hex/Tloc ###### 2% 3 None Tornado Air ##........ 100% 9 ####### Leda's Liquefaction Hex/Erth ######.... 9% 4 ###.... Darkness Hex #######... 16% 6 ######. Inner Flame Hex/Fire ######.. 2% 3 None Summon Lightning Spire Summ/Air #####... 16% 4 ###.... Irradiate Conj/Tmut ##........ 89% 5 #####.. Borgnjor's Vile Clutch Necr/Erth ##........ 89% 5 #####.. Phase Shift Tloc ##........ 89% 5 #####.. Time Stop Hex #######... 100% 9 ####### Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations Branches: Dungeon (15/15) Temple (1/1) D:5 Lair (6/6) D:10 Shoals (0/4) Lair:3 Snake (0/4) Lair:3 Slime (0/5) Lair:5 Orc (2/2) D:11 Vaults (0/5) D:14 Elf: Orc:2 Depths: D:15 Altars: Ashenzari Cheibriados Dithmenos Elyvilon Fedhas Gozag Hepliaklqana Jiyva Kikubaaqudgha Makhleb Nemelex Xobeh Okawaru Qazlal Ru Sif Muna Trog Uskayaw Vehumet Wu Jian Xom Yredelemnul Zin The Shining One Beogh Shops: D:9 (( D:10 * D:14 = Orc:2 [[: Annotations: D:3 2 transporters D:15 Louise Lair:1 exclusion: hydra Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations You are resistant to torment. Your stone body is resilient. (AC +11) You are immune to poison. Your large and strong wings let you fly indefinitely. You resist negative energy. (rN+) You are resistant to electric shocks. (rElec) You can survive without breathing. You are immune to petrification. You are immune to rotting. You are agile. (Dex +2) You can translocate small distances at will. You do not regenerate when monsters are visible. Message History The shrimp knight is severely wounded. The shrimp warlord is engulfed in blazing flames. The shrimp warlord hits you with a dire flail of protection!! Unknown command. You hit the shrimp knight. You feel better. The shrimp knight is severely wounded. You hit the shrimp knight but do no dacastercrab. The shrimp knight is severely wounded. The shrimp knight is engulfed in blazing flames. The shrimp knight roars a battlecry! The shrimp warlord goes into a battle-frenzy! The shrimp warlord is engulfed in blazing flames. The shrimp warlord hits you with a dire flail of protection! * * * CRAB GONE DIE * * * You hit the shrimp knight. You feel better. The shrimp knight is almost dead. The shrimp warrior no longer looks unusually strong. The shrimp knight is engulfed in blazing flames. 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HP: 12/12 MP: 1/1 32 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: TAB IS POWER 38 | D:1 | someoneawful: i tabbed too greedily and too deep 38 | D:1 | someoneawful: and unleashed the horrors 332 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: dwarf race but it's just a DF dwarf 400 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: you have to drink booze every so often or else you start slowing down 400 | D:1 | someoneawful: were potions of booze ever a crawl thing or was that just nethack 400 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: you can dig at any time like Fo, as long as you have your special pick weapon equipped 462 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: I... 523 | D:1 | someoneawful: nethack also had picks... 523 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: I know there were potions of confusion but I think booze was just nethack 562 | D:1 | Reached XP level 2. HP: 17/17 MP: 2/2 797 | D:1 | Reached XP level 3. HP: 20/23 MP: 3/3 831 | D:1 | someoneawful: s 831 | D:1 | someoneawful: spell 831 | D:1 | someoneawful: casting? 831 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: spellcasting. 831 | D:1 | someoneawful: well 831 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: that...sure. 831 | D:1 | someoneawful: okay??? 831 | D:1 | someoneawful: i have no idea what that means for my arte 916 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: just kind of turn everything on 1063 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/m0w41l7c29o21.jpg we get it, your mom is swole. 1089 | D:2 | someoneawful: hahaha, what. 1469 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/ug68rg0qw5o21.jpg oh no 1470 | D:1 | someoneawful: "it's just science"! 1470 | D:1 | someoneawful: i like how they apparently 'asked' but it's not a question, it's a weird shitty biotruths screed. 1500 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: so what specifically about sex with dudes is supposedly affecting hormones here. 1560 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: because if it's just the dong we have silicone ones now 1642 | D:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Maces & Flails 1723 | D:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Spellcasting 1733 | D:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Armour 1812 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: dying to a skeleton 1868 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh, not anymore 1868 | D:2 | someoneawful: it's a d:2 bullfrog 1868 | D:2 | someoneawful: i should have thought it through. 1868 | D:2 | someoneawful: but instead i tabbed. 1910 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: you're being a me 1925 | D:2 | Reached XP level 4. HP: 18/28 MP: 5/5 2456 | D:2 | someoneawful: at least skeletons don't heal. 2653 | D:3 | Found a transporter. 2660 | D:3 | someoneawful: vault. 2660 | D:3 | someoneawful: "the orcish anthem" 2672 | D:3 | Found a transporter. 2689 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: wanna know what the orcish anthem is 2689 | D:3 | someoneawful: "dankish miscreant mammet" 2692 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: tiler 2707 | D:3 | Reached XP level 5. HP: 30/32 MP: 6/8 2717 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: the shadow imp shouts "you can't possibly know where bathroom tiles are going to end up!" 2721 | D:3 | someoneawful: shit i laughed 2721 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: toenail-biting pignut 2748 | D:3 | someoneawful: biting toenails seems hard 2748 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: it does 2748 | D:3 | someoneawful: and gross 2749 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: you'd have to be very flexible 2784 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: you're getting priested. 2793 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: have you considered NOT dying? 2793 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: just a pro crawl tip. 2793 | D:2 | someoneawful: thought about it 3047 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: also remember you can swap jewllery 3056 | D:3 | someoneawful: :0 3248 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: and rF+++ is good for zot 3284 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: cat, me refilling my water bottle is not food for you. 3287 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: where did you even get this idea. 3308 | D:2 | someoneawful: but see, you stood. 3308 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: I even went in the kitchen 3308 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: where the food is 3308 | D:2 | someoneawful: clearly it was on your agenda, right? 3345 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: now he's in loaf form facing away from me. 3352 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: being shunned... 3458 | D:3 | someoneawful: harsh, but fair. 3824 | D:3 | Noticed Ijyb 3835 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: twisted goblin crab 3843 | D:3 | Killed Ijyb 3846 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: Crabjyb 4297 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/obssxh1bm1o21.jpg WOMEN are CIRCLES 4309 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: those legs 4309 | D:3 | someoneawful: oh my god 4309 | D:3 | someoneawful: i mean yes it's generally true but not like that!!! 4309 | D:3 | someoneawful: never like that!!! 4309 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: what about those of us who are just kind of lumpy squares 4309 | D:3 | someoneawful: look at her tiny feet, too 4355 | D:4 | Reached XP level 6. HP: 37/37 MP: 10/10 4367 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: calves thicker than thighs. 4420 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: "ive seen this one before. The artist meant this as a joke" oh, boo. 4420 | D:4 | someoneawful: well, that's... probably good. 4537 | D:4 | Found the +18 shield of the Gong {rElec rN+ MR+ EV-5} 4541 | D:4 | someoneawful: gongshield 4541 | D:4 | someoneawful: just 4541 | D:4 | someoneawful: sitting on d:4 4541 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: you know what you must do 4541 | D:4 | someoneawful: i mean depending on what comes out of the spellcasting box (???) i'll probably end up using it 4753 | D:4 | someoneawful: haste 4753 | D:4 | someoneawful: wand 4753 | D:4 | someoneawful: ugh i guess i won't tab myself to death on that ogre then 4791 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: heh 4796 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: the no fun zone 4929 | D:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon 4978 | D:5 | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple. 4981 | D:5 | someoneawful: i don't even know what god to take until this chest opens 4981 | D:5 | someoneawful: like it could be anything!!! 4981 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: xom :v 4981 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: you could try hep again...? 4981 | D:5 | someoneawful: like do i go with sif or veh or something like that??? 4981 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: hep seems generically flexible 4981 | D:5 | someoneawful: presumably it'll be a good thing to have for spell-doing, right? 4981 | D:5 | someoneawful: hep is 4981 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: the box opens. you see the hat of pondering. 4981 | D:5 | someoneawful: ...heh 4981 | D:5 | someoneawful: i wish you could see how close to being done it is 4987 | Temple | Entered the Ecumenical Temple 5214 | Temple | someoneawful: i guess i could put it off??? 5214 | Temple | someoneawful: until i find out? 5214 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: gozag is also pretty generic I guess 5214 | Temple | someoneawful: feels weird to do but 5214 | Temple | someoneawful: it might be for the best, i guess. 5221 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: ash, maybe?? 5221 | Temple | someoneawful: ash is always generically strong. 5243 | Temple | someoneawful: crabenzari 5243 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: crabenzari 5243 | Temple | Became a worshipper of Ashenzari the Shackled 5244 | Temple | someoneawful: oh i forgot they changed it 5244 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: remember when you'd just have to manually convert scrolls 5244 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: and hope they rolled well 5244 | Temple | someoneawful: yes 5244 | Temple | someoneawful: "oh no i can't convert my jewellery because i didn't get a curse jewellery scroll" 5333 | D:5 | someoneawful: ow 5564 | D:5 | Noticed a sky beast 5569 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: a purple beast comes into view 5578 | D:5 | Killed a sky beast 5629 | D:5 | someoneawful: purple was not provided 5662 | D:5 | someoneawful: distort mace. 5662 | D:5 | someoneawful: thanks, ash. 5674 | D:5 | Found a stormy altar of Qazlal. 5675 | D:5 | Found a snail-covered altar of Cheibriados. 5799 | D:5 | Reached XP level 7. HP: 38/41 MP: 12/12 6049 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: if ash sees all why can't they tell you what's in the box 6050 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: makes u think 6052 | D:6 | someoneawful: 🤔 6109 | D:6 | Noticed Prince Ribbit 6110 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: ribbit. 6133 | D:6 | Killed Prince Ribbit 6133 | D:6 | Reached skill level 5 in Maces & Flails 6530 | D:6 | Reached skill level 5 in Spellcasting 6530 | D:6 | Reached XP level 8. HP: 40/46 MP: 15/15 6679 | D:7 | Found a snail-covered altar of Cheibriados. 6695 | D:7 | someoneawful: slurp. 6700 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/r54sxmtvxpd21.jpg whoa 6704 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: just 6704 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: make up a bunch of bullshit 6704 | D:7 | someoneawful: well i guess i know a ton of people who weren't lucky enough to be born virgins, then 6704 | D:7 | someoneawful: where the fuck did this myth that boobs are supposed to be "spherical" come from 6706 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: big titties mean you're not a virgin 6710 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: you heard it here first 6714 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: also seriously 6739 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: they're soft structures attached to your body, they're not going to be spherical 6774 | D:6 | someoneawful: ow ow 6775 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: um 6775 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: I' dsay haste and run but 6775 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: 5 HP... 6775 | D:6 | someoneawful: i'm pretty sure if i take a turn to haste i'll just die. 6775 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: yeah 6775 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: what are your unided pots 6775 | D:6 | someoneawful: i have curing and hw already 6775 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: oh 6775 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: dang 6775 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: throw flame and pray? 6776 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: it worked 6776 | D:6 | someoneawful: scary. 7073 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: as the certified crawl expert, I will now micromanage your entire game 7218 | D:7 | someoneawful: heck yeah more wand charges 7227 | D:7 | Found a radiant altar of Vehumet. 7259 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/95gftq94pvn21.jpg what the shit 7261 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: "females do not fantasize about coitus while masturbating" 7261 | D:7 | someoneawful: haha what the fuck??? 7261 | D:7 | someoneawful: "females do not use dildoes as men imagine" uh 7261 | D:7 | someoneawful: w-what do they... do with them then... 7266 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: they're just 7267 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: around 7276 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: as decoration 7315 | D:7 | someoneawful: doggy crab-tail 7381 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: fat crab 7404 | D:6 | someoneawful: gah. 7431 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: what even is your armor 7431 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: ring mail? 7431 | D:7 | someoneawful: yeah 7431 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: chain mail might make you less squishy 7431 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: until you see what's in the box 7541 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: I'm all about big AC and the middle ground armor makes me nervous tho 7695 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/e1tfpku9l1h21.jpg hmm 7695 | D:6 | someoneawful: all these ogres 7695 | D:6 | someoneawful: ....dudes. 7695 | D:6 | someoneawful: please. 7695 | D:6 | someoneawful: learn yourself some shit before you date a lady. 7704 | D:6 | Reached skill level 1 in Evocations 7982 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: "OK, I doubt this is coming from knowing this, but many newborn girls DO get a period from the hormonal changes in their mother. Thankfully we were warned, but evidently this period takes a lot of parents by surprise, who think their kid is bleeding to death. Given that this baby-period happened when I was half-dead from giving birth, my husband DID end up changing the period diapers." 7985 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: birth and newborns get more horrifying the more I learn about them 7985 | D:7 | someoneawful: w-what 7985 | D:7 | someoneawful: seriously 8175 | D:8 | someoneawful: love to have to flee down mystery downstairs and hope for the best 8175 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: heh 8184 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: it's fine, maybe 8205 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: "Terrified me with my first daughter- I had no clue it could happen. I called the pediatrician freaking the hell out. Second and third was business as usual although it really freaked out my husband when my middle daughter started lactating herself. I hadn’t really known that was possible either until it happened but it made a hell of a lot more sense to me than a baby period." 8211 | D:8 | someoneawful: babies........ 8254 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: like I guess it makes sense that all the hormones from mom would make shit weird, but 8254 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: it's still Weird 8266 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: you keep finding ogres. 8286 | D:7 | someoneawful: oh 8286 | D:7 | someoneawful: well 8286 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: ... 8286 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: wow 8286 | D:7 | someoneawful: no wonder i can't hit this asshole 8286 | D:7 | someoneawful: why does 8286 | D:7 | someoneawful: some random orc 8286 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: on the bright side 8286 | D:7 | someoneawful: on d:7 8286 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: if you murder him 8286 | D:7 | someoneawful: have phasing 8286 | D:7 | someoneawful: gah 8286 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: the orc warrior roars "I saved up for 5 years to buy this ring!" 8286 | D:7 | someoneawful: i have no idea how to even begin to approach this 8286 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: uh 8286 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: haste and run again?????????? 8288 | D:7 | someoneawful: but 8288 | D:7 | someoneawful: i want him to be dead 8288 | D:7 | someoneawful: and not to heal up 8288 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: I guess you can start running if you start actually dying 8329 | D:6 | someoneawful: sigh. 8416 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ theme music 8521 | D:6 | someoneawful: this character is so awkward 8521 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: it is 8627 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: turns out that having to dump precious xp into SC this early, without spells 8627 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: kind of sucks? 8700 | D:8 | someoneawful: oh 8700 | D:8 | someoneawful: well 8700 | D:8 | someoneawful: i can't really go back up. 8700 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: well 8700 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: march towards that centaur and hope for the best??? 8700 | D:8 | someoneawful: that seems ill concieved. 8700 | D:8 | someoneawful: i guess i COULD go back up. 8700 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/u2IZML3.jpg princess planet you're funny and all but this is like the 10th time you've done this joke. 8705 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: you could just try to kill the ogre. :v 8705 | D:7 | someoneawful: that also seems ill concieved. 8718 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: ... 8718 | D:7 | someoneawful: majin-bo. 8718 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: majin-bo 8718 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: well 8718 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: that's solid tbh 8718 | D:7 | someoneawful: it is 8718 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: even if you just hit things with it it's a vampiric quarterstaff 8718 | D:7 | someoneawful: too bad i can't use gongshield with it. 8718 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: oh, right 8718 | D:7 | someoneawful: Fo reasons 8725 | D:7 | someoneawful: now all i have to do is find some damn spells. 8725 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: heh 8725 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: ...oh that's the majinbo 8725 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: talking 8725 | D:7 | someoneawful: "butcher" is filtered to "pincher" 8725 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: it is! 8834 | D:7 | someoneawful: i have mace crosstraining to fall back on too, so this is okay i guess 8887 | D:7 | someoneawful: what are these artifacts 8887 | D:7 | Got the cursed scale mail "Ticlawn" {MR+} 8890 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/4EffJAoh.jpg peter... 8900 | D:7 | Identified the cursed +0 scale mail "Ticlawn" {MR+} (You took it off a gnoll on level 7 of the Dungeon) 8906 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: what a waste of presumably-good noodles 8911 | D:7 | Reached skill level 1 in Staves 8925 | D:7 | someoneawful: the fact that he's thinking of spider-man as a separate entity from himself is 8951 | D:7 | someoneawful: odd 8977 | D:7 | Reached XP level 9. HP: 49/51 MP: 18/18 9011 | D:7 | Reached * piety under Ashenzari 9076 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: yes 9104 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: but what if peter parker finds out that peter parker... 9105 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: is spiderman? 9177 | D:8 | someoneawful: ring??? 9177 | D:8 | someoneawful: so many artefacts 9198 | D:8 | Reached skill level 5 in Armour 9201 | D:8 | someoneawful: oh 9201 | D:8 | someoneawful: it's just a normal ring 9201 | D:8 | someoneawful: welp 9201 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: heh 9201 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: wizring is still good, if you ever get spells 9201 | D:8 | someoneawful: wizardry still not bad 9201 | D:8 | someoneawful: yeah 9547 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/5f1zet6v2cd21.jpg yikes 9553 | D:8 | someoneawful: what horrible thread are you reading 9553 | D:8 | someoneawful: that is unearthing this hell 9597 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: it's the bad women's anatomy reddit 9832 | D:8 | Reached skill level 5 in Fighting 9832 | D:8 | Reached skill level 5 in Staves 10304 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/ClxtEZs.jpg ah yes, just get the steamer and 10304 | D:8 | someoneawful: "a cleanse from your evil ex boyfriend" 10304 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: ticlawn: it tried 10345 | D:9 | someoneawful: i mean i'm wearing it. 10345 | D:9 | someoneawful: i can't really say much. 10355 | D:9 | Found Oqathut's Antique Weapon Shoppe. 10358 | D:9 | someoneawful: two glaives. 10501 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/qcxbfl332or11.jpg 10548 | D:9 | someoneawful: yikes. 10564 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: "That’s nothing. Earlier in the video, they showed multiple blood spatter patterns on the ceiling and on the walls, indicating there were at least seven swings with a weapon. When they told him they found blood, he claimed to have had a paper cut. He was probably the dumbest criminal on the show. The reason they even found the bloodstain was because they asked him where he didn’t want them to search and he replied “probably my bed and camping equipment.”" 10564 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: lmfao 10564 | D:9 | someoneawful: "a paper cut" 10564 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: "Where is all your crime evidence?" "Oh, over here" 10564 | D:9 | someoneawful: jfc 10585 | D:9 | Reached XP level 10. HP: 43/60 MP: 19/19 10592 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: don't starve 10608 | D:9 | Reached ** piety under Ashenzari 10682 | D:9 | someoneawful: that's a different game, that i am much more terrible at 10703 | D:9 | Noticed a white ugly thing 10704 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: heh 10708 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: ugly thing... 10877 | D:9 | Found Tumuxzut's Weapon Emporium. 10883 | D:9 | someoneawful: hand axe. 10938 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: tbh secretly hoping you get another super rude shop name 11084 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: you see here Fuckface's Armor Emporium 11088 | D:9 | someoneawful: :( 11144 | D:9 | Killed a white ugly thing 11146 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: imagine if that shop's name wasn't on a shop 11146 | D:9 | someoneawful: well, time to wreck my character 11146 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: imagine getting a really good rand named that instead 11146 | D:9 | someoneawful: The +11 executioner's axe "Cunt" 11148 | D:9 | Gained mutation: Your spells are a little easier to cast, but a little less powerful. [mutagenic meat] 11149 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: (vamp rF++ rC++ str+7) 11149 | D:9 | someoneawful: well. that sucks. 11149 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: weak magic. 11281 | D:10 | Entered Level 10 of the Dungeon 11292 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: have you even found any spells yet 11297 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: at all 11297 | D:10 | someoneawful: lol, no. 11297 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: lol 11344 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: it's fine, just switch to sif, it's not like ash wrath is fucking terrible or anything :v 11445 | D:10 | Found Qatusu Qeogg's Assorted Antiques. 11453 | D:10 | Bought a scroll of identify for 46 gold pieces 11453 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: wand... 11453 | D:10 | Bought a tapered bronze wand for 92 gold pieces 11453 | D:10 | Bought a brass wand for 92 gold pieces 11453 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: goodwands 11453 | D:10 | someoneawful: hex wands. 11465 | D:10 | Found a staircase to the Lair. 11466 | D:10 | someoneawful: i should go back upstairs and beat up that guy for his ring of phasing now. 11604 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/m1bjz5qtg3x01.jpg 11645 | D:10 | someoneawful: "some of the first woman's eggs" ?!?! 11725 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: eggs just constantly flow out, donchaknow 11912 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/yujd8w00o0e21.jpg 12099 | D:11 | someoneawful: wh 12099 | D:11 | someoneawful: no they aren't 12099 | D:11 | someoneawful: how does this happen 12099 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: “Cumming and orgasms are 2 different things” maybe he's confused because he usually only sees fake orgasms? 12106 | D:11 | someoneawful: heh 12205 | D:11 | Found the +3 salamander hide armour {+Rage rF++} 12205 | D:11 | someoneawful: ...salamander hide? 12211 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: wow 12211 | D:11 | someoneawful: what's with all the unrands just sitting in the dungeon 12211 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: you're finding everything that belongs in a museum 12300 | D:11 | Reached XP level 11. HP: 64/67 MP: 20/20 12409 | D:11 | Found a staircase to the Orcish Mines. 12849 | Lair:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Lair of Beasts 12850 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: volcano... 12851 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: see, the salamander hide would ahve 12861 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: look. 12861 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: oh you actually had it with you 12861 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: i did. 12886 | Lair:1 | Found a dark tunnel. 12888 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: uh 12890 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: i'm sure you can go around but 12896 | Volcano | Entered a volcano 12928 | Volcano | hyperhaifisch: fire batcrab 13000 | Volcano | Found a bloodstained altar of Trog. 13016 | Volcano | Reached *** piety under Ashenzari 13028 | Volcano | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/d3u795xdl7821.jpg just stick a ruler up there and 13043 | Volcano | Identified a +1 pair of boots of running 13048 | Volcano | hyperhaifisch: runboots... 13084 | Volcano | Noticed a stone giant 13087 | Volcano | someoneawful: well 13087 | Volcano | someoneawful: ow 13087 | Volcano | hyperhaifisch: oh 13087 | Volcano | hyperhaifisch: uh 13088 | Volcano | hyperhaifisch: blink/haste/flee 13088 | Volcano | hyperhaifisch: I guess 13096 | Volcano | someoneawful: sure hope that potion wasn't like, experience. 13096 | Volcano | someoneawful: at least i didn't miss a book or anything, lmao. 13136 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: heh 13375 | Lair:1 | Reached skill level 5 in Evocations 13547 | Lair:1 | Noticed a six-headed hydra 13553 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: dang i need a scroll of recharging like yesterday 13553 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: or maybe 10 of them 13966 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: seriously 13971 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/MhIs4aT.jpg lmfao 13983 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: EXTREME ARM 13983 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: yaoi hands level 2: yaoi arm 14010 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/jG6EHxY.jpg yaoi heads 14026 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: why is it so small??? 14104 | Lair:2 | beem: I am beem. For help, type: !beem 14107 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: oh my god it's beem 14107 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: !subscribe 14107 | Lair:2 | beem: Subscribed. I will now watch all games of user someoneawful 14107 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: my life has been improved exponentially 14120 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: beem! 14146 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: !subscribe 14146 | Lair:2 | beem: Subscribed. I will now watch all games of user hyperhaifisch 14297 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: beem heard you had gong 14299 | Lair:2 | beem: GONNNNG! 14299 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: its favorite shield 14305 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: don't break his heart and tell him i'm using majin-bo instead 14305 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: heh 14305 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: so many randart robes too 14411 | Lair:2 | Reached XP level 12. HP: 76/76 MP: 21/21 14434 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/cTXskX7.jpg ??? ???? ??? 14434 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: "female piss maze" would be a good name for... something 14716 | Lair:3 | Reached **** piety under Ashenzari 14857 | D:10 | Bought a scroll of remove curse for 69 gold pieces 15179 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 10 in Armour 15183 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/ypszdzfgdax11.jpg run. far away. 15210 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: what the fuck dude 15289 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: you finally have stairs in your house. 15289 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: you are protected. 15293 | Lair:3 | Found a staircase to the Snake Pit. 15307 | Lair:3 | Found a staircase to the Shoals. 15309 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: shoals just 15311 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: hanging out there 15364 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: it doesn't need an entry vault! 15415 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/it8cx8191hb21.jpg 15415 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: dying to know where the second guy thought babies came out of 15474 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: please, america 15790 | Lair:4 | Noticed a seven-headed hydra 15797 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: hydra 15798 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: a fire hydra comes into view. 15802 | Lair:4 | Killed a seven-headed hydra 15802 | Lair:4 | Reached skill level 10 in Fighting 15812 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: would love to get a spellbook for reals though. 15812 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: aaany day now. 16002 | Lair:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Dodging 16005 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: quick, go to elf and 16199 | Lair:4 | Reached ***** piety under Ashenzari 16204 | Lair:4 | Identified the +4 long sword "Lummorad" {antimagic, MR+} 16279 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/1my8h67fmrn21.png :| 16280 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: women: aren't mammals, don't have hair 16334 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: nobody knows why women have razors to shave with 16340 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: seeing as they don't have hair 16752 | Lair:5 | Noticed an eight-headed hydra 16760 | Lair:5 | Killed an eight-headed hydra 16766 | Lair:5 | Found a staircase to the Slime Pits. 16804 | Lair:5 | Reached XP level 13. HP: 82/82 MP: 22/22 16885 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: so many hydra 17570 | Lair:6 | Entered Level 6 of the Lair of Beasts 17571 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: sure hope L:6 has a spell book 17661 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: hell clams 17745 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/h15psquegq811.png 17752 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: ah yes, a sharp piece of metal: has very differenteffects on men and women 17831 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: totally 17939 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: iirc the only real difference is the angle since there's a slightly different angle that's good for face vs body 17964 | Lair:6 | Noticed an ice dragon 17965 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: just... an ice dragon 17983 | Lair:6 | Killed an ice dragon 18014 | Lair:6 | Gained mutation: Your large and strong wings let you fly indefinitely. [Gargoyle growth] 18014 | Lair:6 | Reached XP level 14. HP: 81/88 MP: 23/23 18027 | Lair:6 | Reached skill level 10 in Dodging 18038 | Lair:6 | Reached skill level 10 in Evocations 18059 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: well hopefully that was everything scary on lair:6. 18069 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: hopefully. 18074 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: imps... 18341 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: beast lair, again. 18469 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/u1uxx4ce90321.jpg these CREATURES 18476 | Lair:6 | Identified the +9 scimitar "Biokke" {protect, rC- rN++ Dex+2} 18476 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: book. 18476 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: book! 18476 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: a) you do all those things too, do you expect women to be attracted to you? 18476 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: b) "eating" is gross??? 18484 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: hm. dreams. 18484 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: that's actually not awful. 18484 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: but see, it makes him realize women are just living beings like him and not realdolls. 18484 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: it's not even close to what i was hoping for but i can work with it. 18484 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: practical for some sort of hybrid thing 18491 | Lair:6 | Learned a level 6 spell: Shadow Creatures 18497 | Lair:6 | Learned a level 5 spell: Silence 18508 | Lair:6 | Got the uncursed scale mail of the Poles {rC++} 18519 | Lair:6 | Identified the +3 scale mail of the Poles {rC++} (You found it on level 6 of the Lair of Beasts) 18630 | Lair:6 | Reached skill level 1 in Hexes 18813 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: sky book. 18813 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: well, that's... hm. 18813 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: air gr. 18924 | Lair:6 | Identified the cursed +1 spear "Giant's Foe" {pierce, MR- Str+4 Dex+9 Stlth+} 18976 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: giant's foe 18976 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: just a spear. 18976 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: I guess if you poke it in the eyes 18976 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: imagine if the cursed +1 spear "Giant's Foe" worked like dragonbane, but less. 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: well. 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/0cu3gdc7hlp11.jpg jfc 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: ahhhh 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: that's so weird, what the fuck 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: well, i guess... i'll figure out what this character is tomorrow 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: and go do orc 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: welp 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: it's late. 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: this character 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: exists 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: :I 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: seems like i'm gonna be an air gr 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: which is weird 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: but -2 aptitude isn't the end of the world 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: tornado gr 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: i mean. 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: using conjure ball lightning as a gr seems like it could be really fun. 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: it does 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: or chain lightning 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: if you fidn it 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: so i have that going, i guess. 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: also silence, i can do silence. 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: who knows, everything might turn out okay. 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: it might! 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: you're a gr, that's a strong positive to not dying 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: it is! 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: except for the low hp and using majin-bo but 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: y'know, tradeoffs 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: heh 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: ??majin-bo 19050 | Lair:6 | beem: majin-bo[1/3]: +6 Majin-Bo {vamp, Archmagi, MP+6 Int+6}. It's a quarterstaff! Acts as a universal spell enhancer, but costs HP every time you cast a spell: 1 HP per MP spent. (This will never kill you directly.) 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: could be Fun 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: it could 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: i just need to find regen and 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: it'll be okay. 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: anyway, good night. 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: goodnight! 19050 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: try not to horrify yourself towards men too much more. 19050 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: heh 19050 | Lair:6 | Upgraded the game from 0.22-a0-819-g0536083 to 0.22-a0-821-g731b41b 19225 | D:12 | Reached skill level 1 in Summonings 20142 | D:12 | Reached ****** piety under Ashenzari 20363 | D:13 | Noticed Nessos 20364 | D:13 | Noticed Nessos 20364 | D:13 | Nessos changed into Nessos the komodo dragon 20374 | D:13 | Killed Nessos the komodo dragon 20445 | D:13 | Reached skill level 5 in Hexes 20457 | D:13 | Gained mutation: You are dopey. (Int -2) [mutagenic meat] 20491 | D:13 | Noticed Erolcha 20510 | D:13 | Paralysed by Erolcha for 3 turns 20519 | D:13 | Killed Erolcha 20603 | D:13 | Noticed Rupert 20637 | D:13 | Killed Rupert 20637 | D:13 | Reached XP level 15. HP: 56/94 MP: 24/24 20969 | D:13 | Gained mutation: You have sharp fingernails. [mutagenic meat] 20972 | D:13 | Gained mutation: Your magical capacity is low. (-10% MP) [mutagenic meat] 20973 | D:13 | Lost mutation: You have sharp fingernails. [potion of mutation] 20973 | D:13 | Lost mutation: You are dopey. (Int -2) [potion of mutation] 20973 | D:13 | Lost mutation: Your spells are a little easier to cast, but a little less powerful. [potion of mutation] 20973 | D:13 | Lost mutation: Your magical capacity is low. (-10% MP) [potion of mutation] 20973 | D:13 | Gained mutation: You do not regenerate when monsters are visible. [potion of mutation] 20973 | D:13 | Gained mutation: You are resistant to hostile enchantments. (MR+) [potion of mutation] 20973 | D:13 | Gained mutation: Your mind is acute. (Int +2) [potion of mutation] 21263 | D:13 | Noticed Maurice 21267 | D:13 | Noticed Maurice 21267 | D:13 | Maurice changed into Maurice the hog 21272 | D:13 | Killed Maurice the hog 21834 | D:14 | Noticed Roxanne 21857 | D:14 | Killed Roxanne 21857 | D:14 | Reached skill level 5 in Summonings 21858 | D:14 | Identified Roxanne's Reference Book on Transmutation (You took it off Roxanne on level 14 of the Dungeon) 22536 | D:14 | Found Duepulyl's Jewellery Emporium. 22540 | D:14 | Bought the cursed ring of Mamp {rF++ rC+ Int-5} for 392 gold pieces 22540 | D:14 | Bought the ring of Vehumet's Delight {rElec MR+ MP+9 Str-2} for 495 gold pieces 22930 | D:14 | Found a gate to the Vaults. 22973 | D:15 | Entered Level 15 of the Dungeon 23048 | D:15 | Found a frozen archway. 23061 | IceCv | Entered an ice cave 23115 | IceCv | Gained mutation: Your body sometimes deteriorates upon taking damage. [mutagenic meat] 23117 | IceCv | Gained mutation: You are agile. (Dex +2) [mutagenic meat] 23118 | IceCv | Lost mutation: Your body sometimes deteriorates upon taking damage. [potion of mutation] 23118 | IceCv | Lost mutation: Your mind is acute. (Int +2) [potion of mutation] 23118 | IceCv | Lost mutation: You are resistant to hostile enchantments. (MR+) [potion of mutation] 23118 | IceCv | Gained mutation: You can translocate small distances at will. [potion of mutation] 23122 | IceCv | Found a transporter. 23141 | IceCv | Found a transporter. 23394 | D:15 | Noticed Louise 23814 | Orc:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Orcish Mines 23880 | Orc:1 | Noticed an orc warlord 23909 | Orc:1 | Killed an orc warlord 23930 | Orc:1 | Reached skill level 10 in Hexes 24158 | Orc:1 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 24279 | Orc:2 | Entered Level 2 of the Orcish Mines 24282 | Orc:2 | Noticed an orc warlord 24458 | Orc:2 | Found Uritz's Antique Armour Emporium. 24931 | Orc:2 | Bought a runed cloak for 247 gold pieces 24980 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 25080 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 25132 | Orc:2 | Found Geshe's Book Shop. 25240 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 25253 | Orc:2 | Found Sato's Armour Shop. 25341 | Orc:2 | Slain by an orc knight Vanquished Creatures Rupert (D:13) Roxanne (D:14) An orc warlord (Orc:1) 2 ettins (Orc:1) Erolcha (D:13) 9 hydras An ice dragon (Lair:6) A catoblepas (Lair:6) A centaur warrior (D:14) 4 two-headed ogres A deep troll shaman (Lair:6) 12 death yaks (Lair:6) An orc high priest (Orc:2) 3 skeletal warriors (D:13) 2 wizards (D:14) 3 orc knights (Orc:1) 2 orc sorcerers (Orc:2) 7 ugly things A cyclops (D:14) A manticore (Lair:3) 6 black mambas 3 ice statues 19 elephants 2 molten gargoyles (Volcano) 2 centaur zombies 9 spiny frogs 7 komodo dragons 2 kobold demonologists (D:12) A rime drake (Lair:5) A yaktaur (D:15) 3 meliai (D:15) 10 trolls 2 hornets 5 polar bears Prince Ribbit (D:6) 7 blink frogs 5 slime creatures 4 dream sheep (Lair:5) 7 hippogriffs A shadow (D:11) 34 yaks 6 wyverns 4 vampires 5 fire bats (Volcano) A hog (D:13) A fire elemental (Volcano) A human (D:8) 2 steam dragons 3 hungry ghosts 9 vampire mosquitoes A two-headed ogre zombie (D:11) 3 nagas (Lair:3) 3 wargs 13 water moccasins 8 porcupines A hornet zombie (D:14) 21 orc warriors 3 phantoms 17 ice beasts A black bear (shapeshifter) (D:13) 2 black bears (Lair:6) A necrophage (D:8) 3 sky beasts 12 ogres 2 eyes of draining 13 wolves 3 centaurs 16 crocodiles A big kobold (D:12) 16 bullfrogs 2 earth elementals (Volcano) A gnoll sergeant (D:8) 2 scorpions A hornet simulacrum (D:11) 3 troll zombies (D:11) 7 killer bees A water moccasin skeleton (D:12) A troll skeleton (D:12) 9 wights A howler monkey (D:4) 2 spriggan skeletons (D:12) An electric eel (Lair:4) 3 crimson imps A lava snake (Volcano) A bullfrog zombie (D:12) A quasit (D:11) 3 hounds 7 jellies 4 bullfrog skeletons 12 orc priests 11 orc wizards 8 centaur skeletons Ijyb (D:3) 4 iguanas 10 hell rats (Lair:6) 8 worker ants 10 sheep 4 ogre zombies (D:11) 9 gnolls A howler monkey skeleton (D:7) 7 adders 4 river rats (Lair:2) 3 shadow imps 2 white imps (Lair:6) 2 oozes 2 worms (D:2) 2 dart slugs A leopard gecko (D:2) 69 orcs 7 giant cockroaches 8 goblins 8 hobgoblins 16 jackals 2 quokkas 10 bats 7 frilled lizards A goblin zombie (D:11) A hobgoblin skeleton (D:11) 2 hobgoblin zombies (D:11) A jackal zombie (D:5) 13 kobolds A leopard gecko skeleton (D:4) 5 orc skeletons (D:11) 16 orc zombies (D:11) A quokka skeleton (D:7) 2 rats A bush (Lair:6) 681 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (collateral kills) A gargoyle (Volcano) 2 orc warriors (Orc:1) An orc (Orc:1) 4 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (others) An efreet (Volcano) A crocodile (Lair:6) A jelly (D:14) 12 fungi 3 plants 18 creatures vanquished. Grand Total: 703 creatures vanquished Vault maps used: D:1: evilmike_arrival_crescent, hangedman_decor_points, minmay_misc_feat_chi, minmay_misc_feat_x D:3: gammafunk_wand_slinger, uniq_ijyb D:4: first_ration D:5: gammafunk_temple_overflow_statue, minmay_temple_entry_poolview, serial_bayou_ford_a, skrybe_limestone_x, minmay_parallelograms D:6: uniq_prince_ribbit1 D:7: basic_altar, grunt_livestock, vehumet_altar_wand_db D:8: hangedman_abyss_or_decor_stabs D:9: serial_shops, shop, nicolae_shop_trees D:10: lair_entry_dummy, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_overgrown_old_shop D:11: zombieorc2_lemuel D:12: hangedman_tell_no_tales D:13: uniq_erolcha, uniq_maurice, uniq_nessos, uniq_rupert D:14: david_vaults_1, serial_shops, shop_fountains, lemuel_nasty_fountain, uniq_roxanne D:15: grunt_enter_depths_giant_problem, nicolae_trove_entry_columns, portal_ice_cave_entry_pillars_1, uniq_louise Temple: compressed_dpeg_triangle_lava_temple Lair:1: nicolae_volcano_entry_two_sided, grunt_megastairs_5 Lair:2: pond Lair:3: minmay_shoals_entry_beasts, minmay_snake_entry_guardpost_small, lemuel_fruit_fields Lair:4: serial_bayou_shore_a, grunt_megastairs_2, lemuel_fruit_tree Lair:5: minmay_slime_entry_pillars Lair:6: grunt_lair_end_beastmaster, ice2_lemuel, grunt_megastairs_3 Orc:1: basic_altar Orc:2: grunt_orc_community_town_hall, grunt_orc_community_big_house_1, grunt_orc_community_big_house_2, grunt_orc_community_house_3, grunt_orc_community_house_2, grunt_orc_community_house_2, grunt_orc_community_house_3, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_crystal IceCv: ice_cave_statue_garden_transporter Volcano: volcano_grotto Table legend: A = Turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in the entire game. B = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in the entire game. C = Inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in this place. D = Turns resting spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. E = Turns spent auto-exploring this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. F = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place divided by the number of levels of this place that you've seen. A B C D E F +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Total | 100.0 | 100.0 | 8.0 | 21.4 | 49.1 | 896.5 Dungeon | 67.1 | 67.0 | 8.2 | 25.7 | 49.0 | 1041.1 Temple | 1.1 | 1.1 | 5.8 | 0.0 | 82.0 | 261.0 Lair | 23.9 | 23.5 | 9.5 | 6.5 | 57.9 | 914.7 Orcish Mines | 6.0 | 6.3 | 3.3 | 35.0 | 26.4 | 738.0 Ice Cave | 1.1 | 1.1 | 0.0 | 40.7 | 0.0 | 268.0 Volcano | 0.8 | 0.9 | 0.0 | 2.0 | 0.0 | 201.0 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 | 10-12 | 13-15 || total -------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------++------- Melee: Whip | 161 | 66 | | | || 227 Flail | | 154 | 164 | | || 318 Quarterstaff | | | 159 | 771 | 1689 || 2619 Invok: Curse Item | | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 || 4 Abil: Fly | | | | | 1 || 1 Evoke: Wand | | 5 | 41 | 25 | 36 || 107 Use: Scroll | 2 | 10 | 9 | 13 | 6 || 40 Potion | 2 | 1 | | 1 | 8 || 12 Stab: Sleeping | 1 | 2 | | 3 | || 6 Distracted | 1 | | | | || 1 Paralysed | | | | 1 | || 1 Petrified | | | | | 6 || 6 Eat: Ration | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 3 || 12 Chunk | | 9 | 9 | 12 | 25 || 55 Armor: Robe | 11 | | | | || 11 Ring mail | 49 | 130 | 35 | | || 214 Chain mail | | | 78 | | || 78 Scale mail | | | 79 | 88 | 375 || 542 Leather armour | | | | 112 | 103 || 215 Dodge: Dodged | 87 | 118 | 158 | 517 | 1195 || 2075