Dorkslayer

Level 1 of the Dungeon
[Shop] Hiona's Antique Weapon Emporium
  a +0 morningstar (80 gold)
  a +0 falchion (60 gold)
  a +0 quick blade (300 gold)
  a +0 whip (50 gold)
  a +0 lajatang (300 gold)
  a +3 triple sword of electrocution (840 gold)
  the +10 triple crossbow "Verody Tuhon" {flame, +Blink rF- rN+ Dex+2} (1668 gold)
    It causes projectiles fired from it to burn those they strike, causing extra
    injury to most foes and up to half again as much damage against particularly
    susceptible opponents.
    
    It affects your dexterity (+2).
    It makes you vulnerable to fire.
    It protects you from negative energy.
    It lets you blink.
  a +2 demon blade of venom (600 gold)
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 spear
(9, 7, D:1)
  20 stones
(11, -27, D:1)
  a +0 short sword
(19, -14, D:1)
  a stone
(19, -13, D:1)
  a stone
(22, -5, D:1)
  a +0 club
(27, -3, D:1)
  a +0 club
(52, -19, D:1)
  a stone
(52, -18, D:1)
  a stone
  a cursed -2 club
(52, -17, D:1)
  a +0 club
(52, -8, D:1)
  a +0 whip
(53, -26, D:1)
  16 bolts
(54, -19, D:1)
  a stone

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a +0 club
(3, 0, D:2)
  a +0 dagger
  (unseen)
(8, -6, D:2)
  a +0 dagger
  (unseen)
(10, -6, D:2)
  a +0 dagger
  (unseen)