Dorkslayer

Level 1 of the Dungeon
[Shop] Gepeerosy's Gadget Emporium
  a sack of spiders (280 gold)
  a wand of random effects (12) (98 gold)
  a phantom mirror (420 gold)
  a wand of polymorph (9) (154 gold)
  a box of beasts (280 gold)
  a wand of polymorph (6) (112 gold)
  a lightning rod (4/4) (560 gold)
  a tin of tremorstones (210 gold)
  a tin of tremorstones (210 gold)
(0, 2, D:1)
  a +0 leather armour
(7, 23, D:1)
  a +0 hunting sling
(21, 15, D:1)
  17 arrows
(33, 20, D:1)
  a potion of lignification
(34, 21, D:1)
  18 arrows
(35, -6, D:1)
  a +0 fustibalus
(43, -8, D:1)
  17 stones
(44, -9, D:1)
  13 stones
(44, -8, D:1)
  a +0 club
(46, 3, D:1)
  a +0 short sword
(52, -7, D:1)
  18 stones
(60, -9, D:1)
  a +0 scale mail

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a quokka skeleton
(1, -7, D:2)
  a chunk of flesh
  a bat skeleton
(1, -4, D:2)
  a +0 club
  a hobgoblin skeleton
(7, -10, D:2)
  7 gold pieces