Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.22-a0-819-g0536083 (webtiles) character file. 116548 someoneawful the Bludgeoner (level 16, -5/91 HPs) Began as a Skeleton Archaeologist on Mar 31, 2019. Was the Champion of Makhleb. Killed by divine providence ... invoked by an orc priest (11 damage) ... on level 2 of the Orcish Mines. The game lasted 03:08:58 (26782 turns). someoneawful the Bludgeoner (SkAc) Turns: 26782, Time: 03:08:59 Health: -5/91 AC: 21 Str: 15 XL: 16 Next: 21% Magic: 22/25 EV: 14 Int: 13 God: Makhleb [******] Gold: 1845 SH: 0 Dex: 14 Spells: 14/15 levels left rFire + . . SeeInvis . b - +7 great mace (freeze) rCold . . . Gourm . (shield currently unavailable) rNeg + + + Faith . f - +1 scale mail "Vaenef" {rElec MR+ Str-3} rPois ∞ Spirit . c - +1 hat rElec + Reflect . w - +0 cloak rCorr . Harm . p - +2 pair of gloves MR +++.. E - +0 pair of boots of Pride {+Blink rPois Slay+6} Stlth +......... F - amulet of regeneration HPRegen 0.65/turn q - +4 ring of protection MPRegen 0.19/turn A - ring of protection from fire @: very slightly contaminated, hasted, very quick A: no food or potions, skeletal body, frail 2, negative energy resistance 3, torment resistance, unbreathing a: Reap, Minor Destruction, Lesser Servant of Makhleb, Major Destruction, Greater Servant of Makhleb, Renounce Religion, Evoke Blink You were on level 2 of the Orcish Mines. You worshipped Makhleb. Makhleb was exalted by your worship. You were not hungry. You visited 4 branches of the dungeon, and saw 24 of its levels. You also visited: Labyrinth. You collected 2846 gold pieces. You spent 1001 gold pieces at shops. Inventory: Hand Weapons a - the +6 shillelagh "Devastator" {shatter} b - a +7 great mace of freezing (weapon) (You took it off Rupert on level 13 of the Dungeon) Missiles D - 2 tomahawks of returning (quivered) Armour c - a +1 hat (worn) f - the +1 scale mail "Vaenef" (worn) {rElec MR+ Str-3} (You found it on level 5 of the Dungeon) It affects your strength (-3). It insulates you from electricity. It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments. p - a +2 pair of gloves (worn) w - a +0 cloak (worn) E - the +0 pair of boots of Pride (worn) {+Blink rPois Slay+6} (You found it on level 10 of the Dungeon) It affects your accuracy and damage with ranged weapons and melee attacks (+6). It protects you from poison. It lets you blink. Jewellery i - an uncursed amulet of magic regeneration q - a +4 ring of protection (left hand) u - an uncursed ring of protection from cold A - a ring of protection from fire (right hand) C - a +5 ring of strength F - an amulet of regeneration (around neck) Wands d - a wand of acid (11) e - a wand of flame (59) o - a wand of disintegration (56) v - a wand of paralysis (26) x - a wand of digging (37) z - a wand of iceblast (21) Scrolls h - 5 scrolls of enchant armour l - 6 scrolls of remove curse m - 2 scrolls of torment n - 2 scrolls of recharging r - 6 scrolls of identify t - 10 scrolls of amnesia {amnesia, unknown} y - 3 scrolls of magic mapping B - a scroll of silence Miscellaneous s - a lightning rod (4/4) Skills: - Level 12.0 Fighting + Level 16.8 Maces & Flails - Level 12.0 Armour + Level 7.6 Dodging - Level 2.1 Stealth * Level 12.2 Invocations - Level 8.0 Evocations You had 14 spell levels left. You knew the following spells: Your Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger a - Apportation Tloc #..... 65% 1 N/A Your spell library contained the following spells: Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger Magic Dart Conj #... 65% 1 N/A Fireball Conj/Fire #......... 100% 5 N/A Conjure Flame Conj/Fire #....... 95% 3 N/A Bolt of Magma Conj/Fire/Erth #......... 100% 5 N/A Confuse Hex #....... 95% 3 N/A Throw Flame Conj/Fire #..... 78% 2 N/A Venom Bolt Conj/Pois #......... 100% 5 N/A Summon Small Mammal Summ #... 65% 1 N/A Animate Skeleton Necr N/A 65% 1 N/A Sticky Flame Conj/Fire #....... 100% 4 N/A Tukima's Dance Hex #....... 95% 3 N/A Iron Shot Conj/Erth #......... 100% 6 N/A Stone Arrow Conj/Erth #..... 95% 3 N/A Confusing Touch Hex #..... 65% 1 N/A Flame Tongue Conj/Fire #.... 65% 1 N/A Passwall Tmut/Erth #....... 78% 2 N/A Ensorcelled Hibernation Hex/Ice #..... 78% 2 N/A Corona Hex #...... 65% 1 N/A Lee's Rapid Deconstruct Erth #......... 100% 5 N/A Sandblast Erth #..... 65% 1 N/A Petrify Tmut/Erth #....... 100% 4 N/A Orb of Destruction Conj #......... 100% 7 N/A Inner Flame Hex/Fire #....... 95% 3 N/A Iskenderun's Battlesphe Conj/Chrm #....... 100% 5 N/A Fulminant Prism Conj/Hex #......... 100% 4 N/A Dazzling Spray Conj/Hex #..... 95% 3 N/A Force Lance Conj/Tloc #....... 100% 4 N/A Searing Ray Conj #..... 78% 2 N/A Spellforged Servitor Conj/Summ #......... 100% 7 N/A Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations Branches: Dungeon (15/15) Temple (1/1) D:7 Lair (6/6) D:11 Swamp (0/4) Lair:4 Spider (0/4) Lair:2 Slime (0/5) Lair:6 Orc (2/2) D:12 Elf (0/3) Orc:2 Vaults (0/5) D:13 Depths (0/5) D:15 Altars: Ashenzari Cheibriados Dithmenos Elyvilon Fedhas Gozag Hepliaklqana Jiyva Kikubaaqudgha Makhleb Nemelex Xobeh Okawaru Qazlal Ru Sif Muna Trog Uskayaw Vehumet Wu Jian Xom Yredelemnul Zin The Shining One Beogh Lugonu Shops: D:12 * D:13 ! Orc:2 %[: Portals: Trove: D:12 (give 20 scrolls of identify) Annotations: D:9 exclusion: downstairs D:10 exclusion: 2 upstairs Lair:2 exclusion: oklob plant Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations You do not eat or drink. You can enter a trance state until all enemies are dead. You are immune to poison. You are very frail. (-20% HP) You are immune to negative energy. (rN+++) You are immune to unholy pain and torment. You can survive without breathing. Message History Evoke which item? (* to show all) (? for menu, Esc to quit) Aiming: Iceblast Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line You can't see that place. [the floor.] Okay, then. Okay, then. Evoke which item? (* to show all) (? for menu, Esc to quit) Aiming: Paralyse Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - shrimp warrior Aim: an shrimp warrior, wielding a long slashing claw and wearing a chain mail (chance to defeat MR: 69%) The shrimp warrior suddenly stops moving! The chaos spawn gores you. * * * CRAB GONE DIE * * * You feel yourself speed up. You are very lightly contaminated with residual magic. Your shrimp warrior hits the shrimp warrior with a mace! The shrimp priest invokes the aid of Beogh against you. Beogh smites you! Your journey is over little crab #...#..'(# #§§§§##....†.). #####..### ##§§§###...))o. ######## ##§§§# #..o).. .##.## ##§o§## #..... ..##.## ##§§§§.## #..o. ......## ##§§§o§..## #... .....≈≈# #...Co§...# .♣#≈≈≈## #..o.84o..# ####≈≈≈# #...oY@...# # #≈≈## ##..o....## ♣#####≈## ##..%..## .≈# ≈≈## ##%.%## ≈≈## ≈≈≈≈# ##### ≈≈≈#≈≈≈#≈# ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ #≈≈≈≈#≈≈≈# You could see a chaos spawn, 2 orc warriors, 2 orc priests, an orc wizard, a friendly cyclops, a friendly orc warrior and a friendly sheep. Notes Turn | Place | Note -------+----------+------------------------------------------- 0 | D:1 | someoneawful the Skeleton Archaeologist began the quest for the Orb. 0 | D:1 | Reached XP level 1. HP: 9/9 MP: 1/1 0 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: look, all you have to do is not tab as much as me and you'll be okay 56 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: crabtile 58 | D:1 | Reached skill level 1 in Fighting 74 | D:1 | someoneawful: the problem is that as a skeleton i feel compelled to rattle my skull at everything 102 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: heh 108 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: rattle rattle. 456 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: drainclaw 459 | D:1 | someoneawful: i guess aussie server gooncrawl has crablang on by default 459 | D:1 | someoneawful: that's so weird. 484 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: heh 484 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: I mean 486 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: are you complaining 486 | D:1 | Reached XP level 2. HP: 15/15 MP: 2/2 487 | D:1 | someoneawful: no 659 | D:1 | hyperhaifisch: and it's not filtered through dwarven 945 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: now jump in the shaft and 945 | D:2 | someoneawful: hi probably robin 945 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh, hi probably robin 945 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: e;fb 945 | D:2 | Noticed Robin 959 | D:1 | someoneawful: probin for short 1001 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: I got 99 probins but a gob ain't one. 1001 | D:2 | Reached XP level 3. HP: 19/20 MP: 3/3 1002 | D:2 | someoneawful: m&f 1002 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: M&F 1002 | D:2 | someoneawful: could be a fun mace. 1002 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: uh 1002 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: ok 1002 | D:2 | someoneawful: sb is not m&f. 1002 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: it's not! 1002 | D:2 | someoneawful: despite me apparently thinking so. 1011 | D:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Maces & Flails 1019 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: just use the blunt side of the blade and 1079 | D:2 | Reached skill level 2 in Maces & Flails 1079 | D:2 | Reached skill level 1 in Armour 1133 | D:2 | Reached XP level 4. HP: 24/24 MP: 4/4 1160 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: oooooooze 1198 | D:2 | Reached skill level 3 in Maces & Flails 1284 | D:2 | someoneawful: animal skin 1284 | D:2 | someoneawful: why 1299 | D:2 | Found an opulent altar of Gozag. 1300 | D:2 | someoneawful: gozag, whyx2 1364 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: why are they, except to annoy beserkers 1368 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh 1368 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: crablin 1368 | D:2 | someoneawful: i found her eventually. 1375 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: reap won't get you killed at all 1391 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: um 1393 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: aaa 1393 | D:2 | someoneawful: CRAB GON DIE 1394 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: I wonder if it tells you what's in the box if you die 1395 | D:2 | someoneawful: it very much does not. 1594 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh 1594 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: wow rude 1594 | D:2 | someoneawful: look, it was Fine. 1594 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: it was! 1636 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: as long as HP>0 it's Fine 1667 | D:2 | Killed Robin 1667 | D:2 | Reached XP level 5. HP: 27/28 MP: 5/5 1697 | D:2 | Reached skill level 4 in Maces & Flails 1763 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: now that I think of it 1818 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: rations should be some sort of crab-related food. 1822 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: krabby patties. 1822 | D:2 | someoneawful: what do crabs eat. 1822 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: King crabs eat protozoa, which are one-celled, tiny animals that live in the ocean water. They also eat algae. As king crabs grow, they eat larger sea creatures, including other crabs, worms, clams, mussels, snails, sea urchins, sponges, sand dollars, and barnacles.Aug 28, 2017 1822 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: thanks google. 1822 | D:2 | someoneawful: just call them crab rations (like cram rations. which nethack had anyway, plus it's a lotr reference which apparently mainline crawl hates.) 1822 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: so actually they should appreciate anchovies 2003 | D:2 | someoneawful: ...anchovies 2030 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: oh man, that reminds me somehow 2070 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: remember when double/triple blades were renamed because No Fun Allowed 2070 | D:3 | someoneawful: ahaha, yes 2070 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: BUT IT'S NOT REALISTIC!!! 2070 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: also there was some mega weapons nerd behind it iirc 2071 | D:3 | Noticed chukamok2's ghost (amateur GnSk) 2072 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: ghost. 2072 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: shroud and regen 2072 | D:3 | someoneawful: gnoll skald... 2072 | D:3 | someoneawful: sounds annoying 2078 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: "it is intelligent" is it really ,though 2078 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: seeing as it DIED 2078 | D:3 | someoneawful: what does that say about either of us, though... 2078 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: I mean 2080 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: I make no bones that my brain is 50% tab 2080 | D:2 | someoneawful: ahaha 2221 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: oh 2221 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: quick just go downstairs 2221 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: save yourself 2221 | D:3 | someoneawful: fiiine, maybe i won't reap the ghostwind 2234 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: you've been given a second chance 2243 | D:3 | someoneawful: accidental savescumming 2245 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: what is it with your games crashing and wiping floor progress 2282 | D:3 | someoneawful: i have no idea! 2285 | D:3 | someoneawful: just lucky i guess 2340 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: crashrng is watching out for you 2446 | D:2 | hyperhaifisch: priest. 2664 | D:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Maces & Flails 2704 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: ...incredible. 2705 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: "My neighbor [80sF] hates me [24M] because she thinks I’m cheating on my roommate [25M], who I am not in a relationship with" 2706 | D:3 | someoneawful: haha, what. 2761 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: TL;DR: Elderly neighbor started hating me after I brought a girl around. I thought it was a religious thing, but it turns out she actually just thinks I'm cheating on my roommate, who I am not dating. How do I clear up this misunderstanding? 2763 | D:3 | someoneawful: lmao, what in the world? 2763 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: Granny's old enough to remember when 'roomates' was code for 'gay fucking' 2848 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: maybe just go downstairs 3220 | D:3 | someoneawful: oh boy. 3220 | D:3 | someoneawful: +1. 3224 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: hey 3236 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: it's better than nothing 3238 | D:3 | hyperhaifisch: technically. 3238 | D:3 | someoneawful: it is 3314 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: spookycrab, spookycrab, ghost crab. 3450 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: puce crabjuice 3450 | D:4 | someoneawful: puce crabjuice 3450 | D:4 | someoneawful: ahaha 3450 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: lmao 3450 | D:4 | someoneawful: it was very poetic! 3450 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: it is 3577 | D:4 | Reached XP level 6. HP: 19/33 MP: 6/6 3704 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: imagine being a colorblind adventurer 3704 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: "is this the green crabjuice or the red crabjuice" 3704 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: "is that a fire dragon or...?" 3704 | D:4 | someoneawful: you'd have to start describing them by texture, the potions 3704 | D:4 | someoneawful: "a chunky potion" 3704 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: I guess that's why they're 'fizzy' and whatnot 3704 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: :v 3704 | D:4 | someoneawful: oh, true. a little bit. 3803 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: um 3803 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: please do not die to scoprion. 3803 | D:4 | someoneawful: hm 3803 | D:4 | someoneawful: i might die to scorpion 3804 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: you're not even able to be poisoned 3805 | D:4 | Reached skill level 6 in Maces & Flails 3809 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: oh, success 4004 | D:4 | someoneawful: horray, kind of. 4171 | D:4 | someoneawful: parawand. 4408 | D:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon 4412 | D:4 | hyperhaifisch: scuttle upwards 4416 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: id scroll.. 4610 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: just imagine all the extra id you'll have 4610 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: with no potions to id 4610 | D:5 | someoneawful: in theory 4624 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: you can't ALSO have my id scroll luck,. 4624 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: that'd be silly. 4624 | D:5 | someoneawful: cat: apparently hungry. 4624 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: are cats ever not hungry 4624 | D:5 | someoneawful: i mean, it's possible. 4624 | D:5 | someoneawful: i haven't witnessed it. 4624 | D:5 | someoneawful: but it's possible. 4734 | D:5 | Noticed a sky beast 4810 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: sky purple 4984 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: haifischlang. a sky purple comes into view. 4989 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: a very ugly purple comes into view. 4989 | D:5 | Identified the +1 scale mail "Vaenef" {rElec MR+ Str-3} (You found it on level 5 of the Dungeon) 4991 | D:5 | someoneawful: a potion of purple 5007 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: you see here a not very good tabbing stabweapon. You see here a big mega tabbing axe. 5007 | D:5 | someoneawful: a potion of good purple 5007 | D:5 | someoneawful: a potion of BORING 5012 | D:5 | Reached skill level 7 in Maces & Flails 5044 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: a scroll of "I tabbed too much, oops" 5045 | D:5 | Reached XP level 7. HP: 31/37 MP: 7/7 5382 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: you see here a "you're never actually going to use this" rod (4/4) 5383 | D:5 | someoneawful: but it's so good D: 5392 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: you see here a stone of bad 5465 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: a fan of you'll use this once maybe 5478 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: a phial of remember when this had water elementals 5503 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: a lamp of clouds on demand 5695 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: oridinary enemies: a tab it comes into view 5700 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: uniques: a DO NOT TAB PROBABLY comes into view 5705 | D:5 | someoneawful: a "gonna tab it anyway" comes into view 5719 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: trog roars: TABBED 5720 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: I see you are dying 5967 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: *** CRAB GONE DIE *** 5967 | D:5 | someoneawful: it's accurate 5999 | D:5 | hyperhaifisch: heh 6000 | D:6 | Found a snail-covered altar of Cheibriados. 6009 | D:6 | someoneawful: devastator 6009 | D:6 | someoneawful: well 6009 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: I don't remember seeing that, gruntlang ***don't die*** must override it 6009 | D:6 | someoneawful: it'll get me through midgame. 6009 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: oh 6009 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: it will. 6093 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: I wonder if skullcrusher is an option if you start as Og 6116 | D:6 | someoneawful: starting as og and startscumming for a m&f manual is probably a pro strat anyway 6116 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: heh 6116 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: probably 6232 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: start as og, get manual of short blades, cry 6438 | D:6 | Reached skill level 8 in Maces & Flails 6533 | D:6 | hyperhaifisch: still no temple??? 6540 | D:7 | someoneawful: yay late temple 6540 | D:7 | someoneawful: unless i missed it due to Dangers 6620 | D:7 | someoneawful: buzzing... 6723 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: imagine: bee race 6758 | D:7 | someoneawful: they'd be like inverse naga 7055 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: beelang 7060 | D:7 | Reached skill level 5 in Armour 7060 | D:7 | Reached XP level 8. HP: 43/43 MP: 8/8 7061 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: bee-ware, the minotaur await! 7065 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: sigbee buzzes into view 7068 | D:7 | Reached skill level 9 in Maces & Flails 7186 | D:7 | You fall through a shaft for 2 floors! 7186 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: .l... 7186 | D:7 | someoneawful: denied temple 7186 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: welp 7187 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: oh good 7187 | D:9 | someoneawful: this is fine. 7202 | D:9 | Reached skill level 5 in Fighting 7209 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: um 7209 | D:9 | someoneawful: still fine. 7228 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: at least you're not doing a me and trying to tab it all 7255 | D:9 | Reached skill level 10 in Maces & Flails 7256 | D:9 | someoneawful: heh 7256 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: plate armor... 7256 | D:9 | someoneawful: a phantom, for the ghost who blinks too much 7256 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: whoa, skill targets 7263 | D:9 | someoneawful: i know, look at me 7263 | D:9 | someoneawful: doing things 7263 | D:9 | someoneawful: with buttons 7326 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: fr: if you go without a god too long xom decides you worship him now. 7424 | D:9 | someoneawful: i'd do it, maybe 7446 | D:9 | Reached XP level 9. HP: 48/48 MP: 9/9 7452 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: worshipping xom is fine, as long as you're tough and not a skeleton 7460 | D:9 | someoneawful: skeleton could xomscum as well as a mummy 7652 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: stairs where 7667 | D:9 | Reached skill level 11 in Maces & Flails 7669 | D:9 | someoneawful: stairs are a myth 7806 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: ...dear prudence. 7809 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: Dear Prudence, As a recreational cross-dresser, I’m increasingly feeling like I want to transition, which would make me trans and a lesbian. However, I have serious doubts about some “LGBT rights.” I am firmly against allowing trans women to compete in women’s sports. I am against forcing bakers to participate in celebrations that they don’t agree with. I am even sympathetic to concerns about an “LGBT agenda” being pushed on children and parents. On the other hand, I have used the ladies’ restroom while en femme and am grateful for LGBT protections that may make my life easier going forward. I used to think that a middle ground was often good, but now I’m not sure whether such middle grounds are really viable. Would it be wrong to transition while holding lukewarm views on LGBT rights? 7811 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: um. 7811 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: maybe think a bit more about things, friend. 7811 | D:8 | someoneawful: ... haha, what. 7811 | D:8 | someoneawful: "i'm not sure whether such middle grounds are viable" no way!!! 7842 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: what are you talking about, there's all sort sof middle grounds like 7843 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: um 7967 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: you can force bakeries to bake half a cake for you. 7969 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: use half the rest room. 8027 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: get half a marriage. 8133 | D:8 | Reached XP level 10. HP: 40/55 MP: 10/10 8135 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: tbh dudette should probably get therapy 8141 | D:8 | someoneawful: yes 8141 | D:8 | someoneawful: internal homo/transphobia is a bitch 8149 | D:8 | Reached skill level 12 in Maces & Flails 8288 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: prudie's answer is basically "you're allowed to transition while holding these views, but maybe think about your views more." 8298 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: which is fair. 8298 | D:8 | someoneawful: it is. 8310 | D:8 | Reached skill level 1 in Evocations 8431 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: also lmao at this bit 8449 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: an “LGBT agenda being pushed on children” (I’m not quite sure what that would look like—forced calendar updates 8658 | D:8 | someoneawful: pfft 8658 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: letting kids know LGBT people exist and aren't horrible freaks is the 'lgbt agenda' tbh. 8658 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: how awful, they might realize it's alright to be queer. 8658 | D:8 | someoneawful: but see, we might encourage a trans kid to transition and they might regret it or something? 8658 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: something something kids just decide they're queer because tumblr makes it look cool 8658 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: (ergh) 8658 | D:8 | someoneawful: even though most trans people who regret transitioning do so because of how shitty society is to trans people, and not because they aren't trans? 8695 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: yes 8709 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: see also: LGBT community suicide/substance abuse stats 8777 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: it's almost as if society constantly shitting on you is bad for your mental health or something????????? 8796 | D:8 | someoneawful: no way!!! 8935 | D:7 | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple. 8941 | Temple | Entered the Ecumenical Temple 8942 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: temple! 8942 | Temple | someoneawful: hmm hmm gods. 9007 | Temple | someoneawful: i need a god who can keep me alive while i recklessly mesmerize at things. 9007 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: heh 9007 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: makh is probably good for that 9007 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: although what's skeleton invo 9007 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: bad 9007 | Temple | someoneawful: it's... not the worst 9007 | Temple | someoneawful: -2 is livable 9007 | Temple | someoneawful: hmm 9007 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: actually is makh even there 9007 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: oh just offscreen 9013 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: there's also boringwaru and trog but a crab 9013 | Temple | someoneawful: joke answer: qazlal since i'm already attracting everything with devastator anyway 9013 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: heh 9013 | Temple | someoneawful: hmm 9013 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: x o m 9013 | Temple | someoneawful: i will not 9013 | Temple | someoneawful: i can't even get fun muts! 9022 | Temple | hyperhaifisch: xom turns your bones into glass! 9029 | Temple | someoneawful: incredible 9033 | Temple | Became a worshipper of Makhleb the Destroyer 9573 | D:7 | someoneawful: in hindsight yred would also have been good, tho i guess devastator would blow up my pals. 9573 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: devastator's base type is basically a mace, right? 9573 | D:7 | hyperhaifisch: or is it a club 9573 | D:7 | someoneawful: maybe i'll do yred skeleton later. 9573 | D:7 | someoneawful: i think it's a club 9573 | D:7 | someoneawful: might be a mace 9573 | D:7 | someoneawful: either way it's not great aside from the shatter 9674 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: +7 9674 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: wow 9676 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: TIME TO LAW DOWN THE SHILLELAGH LAW 9676 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: *LAY DOWN 9676 | D:8 | someoneawful: i had no idea it said that. 9676 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: incredible 9706 | D:8 | Noticed Pikel 9710 | D:8 | Killed Pikel 9710 | D:8 | Reached skill level 1 in Invocations 9712 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: a pickle comes into view. it is wielding a jar of vinegar. 9712 | D:8 | someoneawful: heh 10181 | D:8 | hyperhaifisch: a food ration comes into view. It is wielding mold. 10690 | D:3 | Killed chukamok2's ghost 10870 | D:9 | someoneawful: ew, mold. 10870 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: freezeaxe 10988 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: { is inscribe 10988 | D:9 | someoneawful: i woulda got there eventually 11108 | D:9 | someoneawful: (thanks i knew it was some stupid key) 11108 | D:9 | someoneawful: i had no idea | even existed 11108 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: (heh) 11134 | D:10 | Entered Level 10 of the Dungeon 11135 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: same 11145 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: uh 11145 | D:10 | someoneawful: ow 11145 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: para? 11147 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: oh 11147 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: or that 11153 | D:9 | someoneawful: success. 11435 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: run, little sebastian 11446 | D:10 | someoneawful: they say deep in the dungeon lies the orb of me 11477 | D:10 | Reached * piety under Makhleb 11498 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: crawl is actually a complex metaphor for the struggle of finding your true self 11516 | D:10 | someoneawful: so what do the mut potions signify 11519 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: when you start getting weird 11553 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: brb writing a 15 page essay about what each god represents on the path to finding your true self 11563 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: "trog represents the primal anger instinct, which may start out under control but eventually we must discard it for more complex methods of problem solving" 11563 | D:10 | someoneawful: gonna make a pop-sci 2000s internet era which Crawl god are you quiz 11563 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: "xom represents when you just shitpost a lot" 11563 | D:10 | Noticed a gargoyle 11569 | D:10 | Killed a gargoyle 11569 | D:10 | Reached XP level 11. HP: 43/61 MP: 14/14 11576 | D:10 | Noticed an orc knight 11577 | D:10 | someoneawful: a "fukken big claw" 11615 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: "The Shining One represents the overbearing rules of society, which you feel pressured to follow via religious institutions" 11771 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: "Jiyva represents some fucking jelly or something, idk" 11776 | D:10 | Killed an orc knight 11779 | D:10 | someoneawful: mmm, jelly 11790 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: Peanut butter and Jiyva 11793 | D:10 | Reached ** piety under Makhleb 11795 | D:10 | someoneawful: jiyva represents puberty, it's ugly and the results aren't often what you'd hope 11809 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: ahahha 11809 | D:10 | someoneawful: weird shit growing out of who knows where 11809 | D:10 | someoneawful: oh hey you have a tentacle now 11809 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: zits. 11839 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: sudden bouts of rage and clarity and whatever the fuck 11854 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: suddenly you're dumber, suddenly you're clumsier. 12042 | D:10 | someoneawful: my scuttling skill 12132 | D:10 | Found the +7 Spriggan's Knife {stab, MR+ EV+4 Dex+4 Stlth+} 12138 | D:10 | someoneawful: spriggan knife... 12144 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: sea monkey's knife 12149 | D:10 | Identified the +0 pair of boots of Pride {+Blink rPois Slay+6} (You found it on level 10 of the Dungeon) 12150 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: oh 12151 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: nice. 12151 | D:10 | someoneawful: hydra 12151 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: not nice 12151 | D:10 | someoneawful: what are you doing here 12151 | D:10 | someoneawful: you're not scheduled until later 12151 | D:10 | Noticed an eight-headed hydra 12152 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: the hydra roars I HEARD YOU WERE TRYING ON SOME BOOTS 12160 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: lacertillian beast 12162 | D:10 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 12202 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: fr: overly complex crawllang 12205 | D:9 | someoneawful: thesauruslang 12205 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: a soldier Formicidae comes into view. 12205 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: a blaberid comes into view 12207 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: (giant cockroach) 12216 | D:10 | someoneawful: blaberid. 12217 | D:10 | Found a shimmering altar of Xom. 12235 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: regen 12251 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: the Electrophorus electricus lets loose with a bolt of lightning! 12269 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: that's a great scientific name btw 12291 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: "so it's...electric, right?" 12291 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: "Really electric?" 12291 | D:10 | someoneawful: dang. 12291 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: "Let's just run with that" 12560 | D:10 | Killed a two-headed ogre 12560 | D:10 | Reached skill level 5 in Evocations 12561 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: the dicephalic ogre dies! 12565 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: boggart 12571 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: why are those stairs excluded 12578 | D:9 | someoneawful: i was hoping excluding stairs would make it give you a notification if you tried to go down them 12578 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: oh 12578 | D:9 | someoneawful: but i think it only gives you one if you go up them 12578 | D:9 | hyperhaifisch: exclude the other side I guess 12578 | D:9 | someoneawful: i don't actually know though 12610 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: "You rest your weary claws" 12636 | D:11 | Noticed a white ugly thing 12642 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: a white ugly thing comes into view. it is wielding a confederate flag. 12665 | D:10 | someoneawful: oh no. 12714 | D:10 | hyperhaifisch: the white ugly thing gurgles "HERITAGE NOT HATE" 12714 | D:10 | someoneawful: statuecrab 12796 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: "I know two people (cis-man, cis-woman) who got a civil union back when the US offered those because they didn't want to tell their families they got married but wanted the benefits so once again the only people making a mockery of marriage and stealing words from other people are the goddamn straights." 12806 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: what even are cishet people 12806 | D:11 | someoneawful: why not just... get married and not tell your family 12806 | D:11 | someoneawful: i don't understand 12815 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: someone asked that actually! 12817 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: "Because they used the civil union benefits and knew their parents would find out so they wanted the civil union so they could say "oh no, we're not married". For some fucking reason this worked too, and their whole family is excited that they finally decided to get married this year despite being in a civil union for like 5 years now." 12820 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: I don't understand still. 12820 | D:11 | someoneawful: that's confusing and i don't get it 12830 | D:11 | Reached *** piety under Makhleb 12830 | D:11 | Reached skill level 5 in Dodging 12833 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: seriously 12844 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: like, were they worried their families would be "You got MARRIED? The horror!" 12848 | D:11 | Reached skill level 5 in Invocations 12850 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: unless it's some stupid "we want marriage benefits but the family expects a big dumb ceremony" thing 12868 | D:11 | Noticed a two-headed ogre 12879 | D:11 | Killed a white ugly thing 12881 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: um 12881 | D:11 | someoneawful: ow 12881 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: you're supposed to be the basher, not the bash-ee 12881 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: para, maybe. 12881 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: evoke blink? 12881 | D:11 | someoneawful: 43%... 12882 | D:11 | Killed a two-headed ogre 12883 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: yay 12883 | D:11 | someoneawful: yay blink 12883 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: you did it. 12944 | D:11 | someoneawful: i'm glad i have someone who is good at getting out of bad situations they tabbed into. 12944 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: heh 12944 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: see 12944 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: I'm an expert now 12965 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: just imagine 12965 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: not tabbing 12965 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: like you don't even have a tab key 12982 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: terrifying 12982 | D:11 | someoneawful: i'd probably be fine with it 12982 | D:11 | someoneawful: do i have a problem 13003 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: I'd probably die more because I'd start leaning on the movement keys 13006 | D:11 | someoneawful: oh nooo 13348 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: molten statuecrab 13352 | D:11 | Reached XP level 12. HP: 60/68 MP: 16/16 13456 | D:11 | Found a staircase to the Lair. 13644 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: basher basher basher basher basher basher (mushroom mushroom) 13646 | D:11 | someoneawful: a wandering funguscrab 13650 | D:11 | Reached **** piety under Makhleb 13671 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: snaaaaake, snaaaaaak, oh you have snaaaaaaake 14064 | D:11 | someoneawful: vault 14064 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: vault. 14066 | D:11 | someoneawful: what even is it 14066 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: there's loot at the end probably 14066 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: but lol 14067 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: do you evne have rF 14067 | D:11 | someoneawful: one pip 14067 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: uh 14068 | D:11 | someoneawful: don't worry, i'm not going to do the bad idea. 14068 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: it's probably not that worth it tbh 14068 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: oh good 14068 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: you're not being a me 14068 | D:11 | someoneawful: that's a bad idea even by my standards 14068 | D:11 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/Y8fyxbX.png MAD LAD 14068 | D:11 | someoneawful: i love 70s MJ 14098 | Lair:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Lair of Beasts 14115 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: maaaaaaaad lad 14381 | Lair:1 | Noticed a six-headed hydra 14390 | Lair:1 | Killed a six-headed hydra 14395 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/ztxrp0P.png bonus 70s mary worth 14403 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: no close friends. DUN DUN DUN. 14403 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: 70s mary worth looks so much dumpier than modern mary worth 14403 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: it does 14403 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/wuAQVAu.png thinking about those beans 14403 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: i love that we just had the stupid luann "dating sites are for creepy people and absolutely not normal" thing and now we have mary worth doing a "dating sites are for creepy people and financial predators" 14403 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: heh 14410 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: old people are scared of dating sites, I guess. 14410 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: smoke demoncrab 14598 | Lair:1 | hyperhaifisch: meanwhile they miss the real scary part of them: dickpics. 14602 | Lair:1 | someoneawful: seriously 14879 | Lair:2 | Noticed a death yak 14879 | Lair:2 | Noticed a death yak 14880 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/BqgCEp5.png marmaduke looking ominous 14880 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: death yaks... 14880 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: the marmaduke yak comes into view 14894 | Lair:1 | Killed a death yak 14941 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/Pr36Ek4.gif the mistress of death is metal as fuck tbh 14944 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: DOWN 14944 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: WITH 14944 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: SIN 14959 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: LET ME FREE YOU FROM GOODNESS 14976 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: yred was a dick tracy villain all along 14976 | Lair:2 | Reached skill level 10 in Armour 14977 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: now that's a cult i can get behind 14996 | Lair:2 | Found a hole to the Spider Nest. 15101 | Lair:2 | Reached skill level 13 in Maces & Flails 15189 | Lair:2 | Noticed a death yak 15190 | Lair:2 | Noticed a death yak 15191 | Lair:2 | Noticed a death yak 15193 | Lair:2 | Noticed a death yak 15195 | Lair:2 | Killed a death yak 15204 | Lair:2 | Killed a death yak 15205 | Lair:2 | Killed a death yak 15205 | Lair:2 | Reached skill level 10 in Fighting 15209 | Lair:2 | Killed a death yak 15212 | Lair:2 | Killed a death yak 15213 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/VuLqZTe.gif W O W 15213 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: bludgeon bludgeon 15213 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: the woman works, now the man has to pull his weight around the house 15213 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: also that one dude's shirt changed colors between panels. 15213 | Lair:2 | someoneawful: ha ha ha funny joke to colorize a hi and lois you found in the 1970s 15215 | Lair:2 | Found a shattered altar of Ashenzari. 15263 | Lair:2 | Reached XP level 13. HP: 73/73 MP: 18/18 15540 | Lair:2 | hyperhaifisch: why even get married if you don't get a live in maid, gosh 15897 | Lair:3 | Reached ***** piety under Makhleb 15898 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: deep thoughts: so how exactly does a skeleton get stronger/more dextrous/etc over time 15899 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: it, uh 15899 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: magic. 15899 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: let's go with that 15999 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: those spell apts 15999 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: conj+1!!!! 15999 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: who needs charms/hexes anyway??? 16085 | Lair:3 | hyperhaifisch: spellforged crabcaster 16085 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: spellforged crabcaster... 16085 | Lair:3 | someoneawful: conj+1 means i should go for ood, right????? 16443 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/s7pNKQY.png the joke is the kid spent ages freaking out that her parents would rain hellfire on her for making a mistake. 16445 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: comedy! 16445 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: seriously. 16445 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: that kid's gonna have confidence problems forever. 16445 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: don't yell at your kids!!! when they fuck up 16445 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: yes!! 16449 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: i mean ideally 'or ever' 16470 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: in general, don't yell at people unless someone is in imminent danger. 16471 | Lair:4 | Found a labyrinth entrance. 16496 | Lab | Entered a labyrinth 16497 | Lab | someoneawful: the crabacow awaits. 16530 | Lab | hyperhaifisch: hey you got a weird short lab 16534 | Lab | someoneawful: thank goodness. 16538 | Lab | Found an exit through the horrors of the Abyss. 16539 | Lab | someoneawful: oh 16539 | Lab | someoneawful: ... 16539 | Lab | someoneawful: :( 16539 | Lab | hyperhaifisch: lol 16548 | Lab | Noticed a minotaur 16549 | Lab | hyperhaifisch: oh 16549 | Lab | hyperhaifisch: doesn't even have loot picked up lmao 16553 | Lab | Killed a minotaur 16554 | Lab | hyperhaifisch: oh, acrobat amulet 16556 | Lab | hyperhaifisch: lol 16562 | Lab | someoneawful: garbage labyrinth 16572 | Lab | Identified a +0 pair of boots of running (You found it in a labyrinth) 16572 | Lab | hyperhaifisch: maybe they're runboots? 16572 | Lab | hyperhaifisch: oh 16582 | Lab | hyperhaifisch: they were 16582 | Lab | someoneawful: they are but 16582 | Lab | someoneawful: slay+6 is... 16582 | Lab | hyperhaifisch: and rpois 16582 | Lab | hyperhaifisch: and blink... 16582 | Lab | someoneawful: not to mention rpois and blink 16582 | Lab | someoneawful: these boots are crazy. 16582 | Lab | someoneawful: *joins araganzar's game and brags about them for like 5 minutes* 16582 | Lab | hyperhaifisch: heh 16586 | Lab | hyperhaifisch: noooo, then he'll figure out we're on a different server 16588 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: lmao 16679 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: friend ynoxinul please 16687 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/5SluVjP.png 9000 years? 16690 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: okay but now take into account how much we love to kill each other 16692 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: "a house of commons member is held hostage in buckingham palace" but what if nobody cares about that person 16703 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: ... 16704 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: tina's groove 16705 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: no 16707 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: I thought you were cool. 16768 | Lair:4 | Found a staircase to the Swamp. 16774 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/L6B2DfK.gif 16774 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: that... hm 16774 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: that's not great 16774 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: no it's not. 16774 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: is the joke just "crossdressers exist" or like... what. 16774 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: I 16774 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: I don't know. 16774 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: like i'm not even joking, i have absolutely 0 idea what the joke here is 16774 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: also gotta make sure to draw the person very hairy. 16774 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: "this person who wears feminine clothes is still worried about not drinking girly drinks"? idk 16781 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: I guess.....? 16782 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: it's not really a 'joke' 16782 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: and yeah, the fact they drew them as 'ew gross a dude in a dress' as possible is... pretty bad 16786 | Lair:4 | hyperhaifisch: also who'd even start ordering a 'girly drink' and then go 'oh wait that's a girly drink nevermind' 16816 | Lair:4 | someoneawful: it's very confusing. 17258 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: also really, it's okay to order 'girly drinks' people 17258 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: they taste good. it's fine. 17258 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: they do! 17258 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: hm 17258 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: brand weapon... 17258 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: 2 scrolls of brand weapon 17258 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: i guess i can brand my morningstar 17258 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: didn't you pick up a plain morningstar 17258 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: yeah 17259 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: that's decent. 17305 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: first one's always vorpal iirc 17306 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: if it started plain 17306 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: huh, is that a thing? 17306 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: I think so 17306 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: i had absolutely no idea 17342 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/AIaQNPy.png bernice just go away. 17351 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: oh no, tiffany has dreams and ambitions, we need to stop her. 17351 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: in fairness to... something... the universe i guess? tiffany should not have a credit card right now 17351 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: I mean, fair 17351 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: she has no income 17351 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: also she should probably step back a minute and actually plan her path to a nail empire 17351 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: instead of just going "ok let's get a business now" 17351 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: but she's a college student so I can forgive her for being impulsive kind of. 17351 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: she's going to go deep into debt and the strip's gonna be like "lol look at that dumb spendthrift tiffany, fucking up her life again" 17514 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: only they'll come up with some weird rhyming dialog to say it because it's luann 17536 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: heh 17540 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: the evanses are awful at naming things in general 17542 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: 'Tiff as Nails' 17548 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: "Moony Uni" 17548 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: yeah, what the fuck is "moony uni" 17548 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: it sounds like a fake for-profit college that is actually a cult 17551 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: MOONY UNI? 17553 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: cat... 17553 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: hello cat 17553 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: she brought her catnip ball again. 17860 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: my cat was asleep on my bed 17867 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: then he woke up when he realized he was being watched 17867 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: it's so weird how cats can do that. 18022 | Lair:5 | You fall through a shaft! 18022 | Lair:6 | Entered Level 6 of the Lair of Beasts 18023 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/qVLEA4G.gif thanks for reposting this, some goon, I hate it. 18023 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: oh 18023 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: this is 18023 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: just... drop me right in the end vault why don't you 18023 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: EVERYTHING HAS A COST. 18027 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: it's definitely libraries killing bookstores, and not ebooks and amazon and whatnot 18028 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: ah yes, the modern invention of 'libraries' 18033 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: I googled ynoxinul to see if it was an actual thing and no it's not 18034 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: but there was a chegg question(lmao) 18034 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: Consider a good, called an ynoxinul, with a price elasticity of demand of -4. i). Suppose that there is a monopoly which controls the sale of ynoxinuls. Would the firm gain or lose money by raising the price? ii). Suppose that the government want to tax ynoxinuls. Would a modest unit tax have a large or small impact on the number of ynoxinuls sold? Justify. Do you think that the price faced by consumers would rise a little or a lot in the face of such a tax? iii). If a second good, a ufebtus, had a cross price elasticity with ynoxinuls of .2, would the demand for ufebti go up or down in the face of the tax on ynoxinuls? By a lot of a little? Why? 18034 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: someone using crawl demons in their math questions. 18034 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: econ questions. 18034 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: w/e 18034 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: i think a lot of the crawl demons are just from... somebody sneezing and hitting the keyboard 18034 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: heh 18037 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: CRAB GONE DIE 18038 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: oh 18038 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: lol are you serious 18148 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/JiH8CJA.gif lockhorns: pretty alright when it hits. 18164 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: for a strip that looks like it should be stuck in the 70s and where the punchline is 'they hate each other', it's actually not that bad most of the time 18164 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: and the art has more effort put in than it needs to 18164 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: yes 18187 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/lufWdfl.gif this arc is kind of weird knowing that dolphins are actually assholes despite being cute. 18190 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: dolphins are just water humans without hands, of course they are assholes 18194 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: heh 18212 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: see also: chimpanzees 18269 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: fighter dogfish 18278 | Lair:6 | Found a staircase to the Slime Pits. 18279 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: hm 18279 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: this ain't great 18281 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: no it's not 18282 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: quick, go hide in slime and 18286 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: oh, stairs 18286 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: unused stairs? 18286 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: at least the hydra died 18286 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: yeah, i fell in a shaft 18286 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: oh 18286 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: right 18290 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: ... 18290 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: WELL. 18295 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: see I was goin to tell you to blink out despite that being the thing you'd obviously do anyway. 18296 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: because I'm Helping. 18296 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: thanks! 18296 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: also have you considered having 5 unrands 18297 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: let me tell you about all the ones I'm finding. 18297 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: just go and 'get' an unrand 18297 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: because that's a thing you can do 18297 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: somehow 18297 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: be sure to get aotdk from your acquirement 18300 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: heh 18313 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: why don't you have eos, gosh 18372 | Lair:5 | Reached skill level 14 in Maces & Flails 18760 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: to be fair: why DON'T i have eos, game? 18787 | Lair:6 | Identified the cursed +0 ring mail of Eternal Vigilance {rElec rC- MR+} (You found it on level 6 of the Lair of Beasts) 18832 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: eternal vigilance 18832 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: eternally vigilant against things that do cold damage 18833 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: "LAURA INGRAHAM GUEST SAYS TRANS PEOPLE WILL 'DESTROY' GENDER NORMS TO CREATE 'NEW SPECIES'—'HUMAN AND PART MACHINE'" 18834 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: whoa, that sounds awesome, sign me up 18834 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: where's the downside 18845 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: so do I get the laser eyes now or later 18845 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: newsflash, we already have people who are part machine, what do you think an artificial heart or whatever is 18849 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: heh 18856 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: old people with artificial joints are cyborgs. 18861 | Lair:6 | Reached XP level 14. HP: 79/79 MP: 20/20 18862 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: when you think about it, glasses are just a very very low level cyborg enhancement. 18862 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: it's true! 18862 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: level 2: give them built in wipers so rain isn't so annoying. 18862 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: get on it, science 18862 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: cat: was acting like she wanted to be pet, but got mad when i pet her 18862 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: why... 18862 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: or how about some magic coating that repels water and oil 18862 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: ahaha 18951 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: weird cat. 18960 | Lair:6 | Found a runed door. 18973 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: "Fox News host Ingraham was speaking to Dr. Paul Nathanson, a gender relations professor and author of books including Spreading Misandry: The Teaching of Contempt for Men in Popular Culture on the podcast episode entitled "Transhumanism and the assault on traditional gender and masculinity."" 18974 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: again, what's the problem 18974 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: a "gender relations professor" 18974 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: ok that is the problem you found it 18974 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: "During the episode, Ingraham and Nathanson discussed the “attack on masculinity” and some of the apparent hoaxes behind it. “The hoax that somehow sexes are all the same or capable of being bed into one continuum, that masculinity itself is toxic, terrible and poisonous, all of those things, and in fact has to be discouraged in many ways,” Ingraham said before introducing Nathanson." 18974 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: nobody's saying masculinity itself is bad!!!! 18974 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: there's a reason we put a 'toxic' before it when we talk about the bad kind. 18974 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: heh 18974 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: hi cat 18974 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: this nathanson guy's book series, not shockingly, sounds terrible 18974 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: not like any nonfiction series that assumes misandry exists wouldn't be terrible 18978 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: that's a lot of torpor snail 18979 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: heh 18980 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: it is 18984 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: also lots of hornet 18988 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: "Ingraham discussed the recently denied claims that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle hope to raise their child with a fluid approach to gender, as well singer Sam Smith saying he is non-binary. Nathanson told Ingraham that trans and non-binary movements have sprung up because “feminists challenge the notion of gender” and this has evolved into the development of feminist ideology." 18990 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: I'm stil lwaiting for the bad part. 19012 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: no fucking kidding 19043 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: "In response, Ingraham said: "Their goal ultimately is the destruction or elimination of the traditional family, though, is it not? That's what we really want to get at here. That's really what's going on." 19045 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: stillllll waiting. 19049 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: (knowing what shitheads like this mean by 'traditional family') 19049 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: i mean... no, it isn't? 19049 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: that isn't anybody's goal 19049 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: heh 19049 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: “If masculinity is bad and men are inherently going to be patriarchal unless somehow we can train them, and beat this out of them—to be protectors and to be courageous, all these things that we impugn upon men—well if you get rid of all that, then the traditional family itself collapses and that's one last bastion of Western Biblically-centered morality that enveloping our, and has helped us prosper, frankly, for millennia and advance in millennia,” Ingraham said, as transcribed by Media Matters. 19049 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: if people want traditional families they can fucking have them 19049 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: yes but by their definition of it. 19049 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: bibically-centered morality 19049 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: if there are like... people who are legitimately happy living weird bible-centric lives where the men and women have strict roles and it works for them... i don't inherently have a problem with it, the problem is that they limit their children to only that 19049 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: and are repulsed by other people not agreeing with them 19049 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: heh 19051 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: it'd be fair if people were actually able to do that 19052 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: unfortunately their weird bible-centric lives mandate they try to force their children to do the same 19052 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: and to judge people who don't agree. 19052 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: yeah, pretty much 19052 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: then again their "bible-centered lives" don't have much to do with what's actually in the damn thing in the first place 19052 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: heh 19052 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: basically! 19053 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: "Nathanson agreed with Ingraham, adding: “I think that the trans people have taken it one step further because by abandoning gender altogether, not simply re-writing it, they're basically trying to use social engineering to create a new species. Which is what, in fact, the transhumanists have been doing for the past half century. Using medical and other technologies to develop a new species." 19054 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: ahahaha 19054 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: "a new species"??? 19054 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: tbf i wouldn't mind being, like, an elf 19055 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: oh, good tele. 19056 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: SomeoneAwful the Deep Elf Annihilator comes into view 19061 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: I'm cool being people, just give me society where I'm consistently treated as people. 19061 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: yes. 19061 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: seriously. 19079 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: failing that make me XTAHUA THE ANCIENT 19084 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: "“So the goal is really quite radical,” he added. “We're not talking about people who want to simply do a bit of reform here and there, add a new category. They want, they must, in fact, destroy whatever is in order to replace it with what they think should be. We're talking about revolution, not reform.”" 19180 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: man i don't wanna destroy shit, i just wanna live my life 19180 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: same. 19180 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: don't have a problem if that does mean the destruction of the entire capitalist system, though 19230 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: Ingraham asks: "And the new species will be looking like what? Will be part human part animal? I mean, will be human mostly…" Nathanson said, "I think human and part machine," to which Ingraham replies "part machine, hmm." 19346 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: LMAO, what 19346 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: how do they just go off on this weird psycho tangent 19346 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: "part animal" newsflash: humans -- they're still animals 19354 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: just give me my machine parts already 19364 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: my flesh parts suck. 19466 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: absolutely 19567 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: zappy dogfish 19633 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/vusq3niq4dp21.jpg what. 19634 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: lmfao 19634 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: what in the world, brazil 19634 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: There's this super popular (and also illegal) gambling game called jogo de bicho (translates to "the animal game") where the number 24 is given to the deer (veado), which is a slang for gay men (similar to f*ggot). The whole thing is so bad that boys who happen to be number 24 in their class's list get made fun of or the time and if you are born on the 24th of any month and are a man you have to deal with all sorts of jokes all your life. 19634 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: that's...something 19634 | Lair:6 | someoneawful: what the hell??? 19978 | Lair:6 | hyperhaifisch: wow 20047 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: have you considered having orange crystal plate. 20047 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: just saying. 20061 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: just go grab it. 20062 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: it's easy. 20062 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: i thought about it, but using this garbage equip is really appealing 20062 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: "lol u have +6 slaying boots why are you complaining" 20062 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: also remember you can swap jewellery around 20062 | Lair:5 | someoneawful: "your equip sure is terrible though" 20062 | Lair:5 | hyperhaifisch: I know it's easy to forget 20252 | D:12 | Found a portal to a secret trove of treasure. 20258 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: trove 20258 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: wow 20258 | D:12 | someoneawful: 20! 20258 | D:12 | someoneawful: 20?! 20258 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: well I can see one right there. 20262 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: get started 20301 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: 1/20 20301 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: progress 20464 | D:12 | Found Cilul's Assorted Antiques. 20469 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: 2/20! 20469 | D:12 | someoneawful: 2! 20469 | D:12 | someoneawful: we gettin' there 20469 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: you'll be done in no time!! 20469 | D:12 | Bought a scroll of teleportation for 78 gold pieces 20469 | D:12 | Bought a scroll of identify for 52 gold pieces 20469 | D:12 | Bought a runed plate armour for 676 gold pieces 20482 | D:12 | someoneawful: :| 20494 | D:12 | someoneawful: love to spend $672 or whatever on cursed +0 plate 20494 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/4lcseuog69p21.jpg his and hers level: dumb wedding gift 20519 | D:12 | someoneawful: why would you keep either of those things 20519 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: seriously 20519 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: also hope both people drink beer/wine respectively. 20519 | D:12 | someoneawful: men: not allowed to drink wine anymore, same women/beer 20601 | D:12 | Found a hazy altar of Hepliaklqana. 20603 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: I don't drink either, I'm ahead of the curve 20717 | D:12 | Found a staircase to the Orcish Mines. 20852 | D:13 | Found a gate to the Vaults. 20852 | D:13 | Noticed Rupert 20852 | D:13 | Noticed Urug 20852 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: oh 20852 | D:13 | someoneawful: oh 20852 | D:13 | someoneawful: rupert and urug 20852 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: Megaprawn 20853 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: crabmans 20853 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: crabmen? 20855 | D:12 | someoneawful: crabsman 20892 | D:12 | someoneawful: like attorneys general 20906 | D:12 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/9zefyflsm8p21.jpg judging by these covers I'm closest to being a dad 20915 | D:12 | someoneawful: hey puzzle book makers 20915 | D:12 | someoneawful: nobody likes word searches 20915 | D:12 | someoneawful: literally nobody 20973 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: heh 20982 | D:13 | Reached skill level 15 in Maces & Flails 20986 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: I'll take them over crosswords, which I'm terminally bad at. 20986 | D:13 | someoneawful: i like crosswords but i am not super good at them because they require too much trivia knowledge 20986 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: yes 20986 | D:13 | someoneawful: just... give me sudoku 20986 | D:13 | someoneawful: and picross 20987 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: give me a dumb themed crossword :v 20990 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: crawl crossword. 21000 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: 7 across: Hex vulnerable centaur 21007 | D:13 | someoneawful: give me crawl picross so i can make the weird programmer art tiles in a dumb puzzle game. 21008 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: ahaha 21012 | D:13 | Reached ****** piety under Makhleb 21017 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: I've never actually played picross 21018 | D:13 | someoneawful: it's like sudoku but more interesting. 21018 | D:13 | someoneawful: oh no, cat is cling. 21018 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: oh no 21018 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: my cat was cling, but a minute ago he got mad and left 21018 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: idk why he has to get mad and fussy before leaving instead of just leaving 21018 | D:13 | someoneawful: who knows 21018 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/mj9on0qt04p21.jpg BABY FEET for MEN. IN MINT. 21018 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: I must be weird because I really Don't Get people who, like, file off their calluses or care about foot softness. They're feet. 21018 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: why are you even 21018 | D:13 | someoneawful: MANLY MINT 21018 | D:13 | someoneawful: feet creep me out generally, i'm like, the opposite of a foot person 21019 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: heh 21086 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: I guess if having soft feet makes someone feel better more power to them 21095 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: it's just...feet??? 21138 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: the only foot treatment I want is some sort of science that makes my toenails stop growing. 21154 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: also fingernails tbh. 21154 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: nail clipping is annoying. 21154 | D:13 | someoneawful: that would be convenient 21266 | D:13 | someoneawful: cat: staring at monitor while i crawl 21291 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: a felid comes into view 21312 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/f3hi68h1yxo21.jpg BURGER FOR MAN ONLY. 21312 | D:13 | someoneawful: your cat begins to crawl. 21312 | D:13 | someoneawful: damn gender norms mean i can't eat that i guess 21312 | D:13 | someoneawful: too bad 21337 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: I wouldn't order it anyway because I'm a weirdo who doesn't really like burgers. 21337 | D:13 | someoneawful: 5%... 21337 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: 5%, It'S Fine 21463 | D:13 | someoneawful: ow 21463 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: this seems less than fine 21560 | D:13 | someoneawful: that is such a bad unique combo 21560 | D:13 | someoneawful: and they won't leave each other 21580 | D:13 | Killed Rupert 21580 | D:13 | Reached XP level 15. HP: 86/86 MP: 22/22 21582 | D:13 | someoneawful: protection... 21582 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: the great mace of stairs 21583 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/gzl8eg26h2p21.jpg gah 21583 | D:13 | someoneawful: i guess i could rebrand it 21583 | D:13 | someoneawful: lmfao jesus 21583 | D:13 | someoneawful: "brosé" 21584 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: bro, it's okay, you can drink the wine 21584 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: nobody will care 21585 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: freezing 21585 | D:13 | someoneawful: hmm 21585 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: an Optimal Brand, good job 21585 | D:13 | someoneawful: heh 21585 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/ptZr3Ic.jpg the boy's book looks so much cooler, give me that. 21585 | D:13 | someoneawful: im the bored as hell looking unicorn 21585 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: I'm the pink airplane 21673 | D:13 | someoneawful: the two genders: 21673 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: unleash creativity 21673 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: by putting kids in gender boxes 21682 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: you have a girl who wants the dinosaur and train? TOO BAD. 21703 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: boy wants the ice cream or fat horse? TOO BAD. 21709 | D:13 | Killed Urug 21773 | D:13 | Found Xekhlam's Distillery. 21781 | D:13 | someoneawful: Oh Boy 21781 | D:13 | someoneawful: this is such a good potion shop too. 21781 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: heh 21880 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: imagine seeing an xp potion in there 21882 | D:13 | hyperhaifisch: and crying 21969 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/6mt8xfib4yo21.jpg couple layers of um. here 21970 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: game where the goal is for the girl to get drunk and not you, Very Normal 21970 | D:14 | someoneawful: like it's probably just supposed to be the normal "drinking contest" bullshit but uh... yeah.... 21970 | D:14 | someoneawful: also what is that shitty not-family-guy art 21970 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: yeaaaah. 21973 | D:14 | someoneawful: ...thanks tele trap 22043 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/ruflo6kfoxo21.jpg it's 4GIRLZ becaues it's AGGRESSIVELY PINK 22044 | D:14 | Reached skill level 10 in Invocations 22083 | D:14 | someoneawful: just the toy i always wanted 22083 | D:14 | someoneawful: a weird huge fake key that goes to nothing 22123 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: and a fake smartphone that doesn't even do anything 22123 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: guess it's better than handing a kid an actual smartphone, maybe 22123 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: things I'm glad I'll never have to navigate: when's the appropriate age for a kid to have a smartphone? to use the tablet unsupervised? to have social media? 22123 | D:14 | someoneawful: no kidding. 22123 | D:14 | someoneawful: appropriate age for social media: fucking never 22134 | D:14 | someoneawful: but you can't do that or your kid will be the weird kid with no social media 22139 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: also I read this article the other day about kids finding out all the stuff their parents posted about them on social media 22139 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: and getting weirded out 22139 | D:14 | someoneawful: oh god 22139 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: intensely glad the embarassing details of my childhood were before social media. 22139 | D:14 | someoneawful: i read one article where a mom was blogging about her kid and the kid was finally old enough to understand and be creeped out about it and they had a talk about how the mom would blog less and not without the kid's permission... and then the mom wrote a huge emotional mommy blog post about their conversation of course 22139 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: gah 22164 | D:14 | someoneawful: other kids at school finding your mom's blog about you she's had since you were an infant 22164 | D:14 | someoneawful: doing weird shit with the embarrassing photos 22164 | D:14 | someoneawful: making fun of you for all the dumb anecdotes 22164 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2019/02/when-kids-realize-their-whole-life-already-online/582916/ 22164 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: this is the one I saw 22164 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: oh it links the article I think you were talking about 22164 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: about a paragraph or two in 22164 | D:14 | someoneawful: god imagine a kid with a parent uploading this shit, growing up and having to look for a job 22164 | D:14 | someoneawful: when literally their entire life from age 0 is right there if you google them 22164 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: “No matter what you do, it’s out there for people to know,” she said. “Even if you’re just swimming—the rest of the world will know. My meet records are out there; now people know I’m a swimmer. [The internet] tells you where all the swim meets are, so that would probably tell my general location. It tells you my school. Parts of my story online were in Spanish. Now people know I speak Spanish.” kids just instinctively knowing the doxxing potential 22164 | D:14 | someoneawful: absolutely 22338 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: moneymushrooms 22479 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/h8zmve9evqo21.jpg the two genders, healthy and sassy. 22482 | D:14 | someoneawful: yes, that's what i care about, how "fun" my water is 22482 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: ph8+ 22482 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: this is a positive for some reason 22494 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: you know what I call water with pH that high? hard water. it sucks. hope you like everything you own being crusted with mineral deposits. 22494 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: soaking the showerhead in vinegar to get it off. 22494 | D:14 | someoneawful: things i don't understand: the whole "alkaline water" bullshit health craze 22513 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: seriously 22534 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: your body's good at handling the pH of various things by itself, thanks. 22685 | D:14 | hyperhaifisch: if it's not you have Serious Problems and need more than some alkaline water or w/e 23028 | D:15 | Entered Level 15 of the Dungeon 23045 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: invo: yes 23047 | D:15 | Reached skill level 16 in Maces & Flails 23053 | D:15 | someoneawful: yeah invo can just keep going forever. 23053 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: excuse me but I need to critique your exact skilling and 23053 | D:15 | someoneawful: heh 23053 | D:15 | someoneawful: my skills are probably okay. 23053 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: have you considered having everything 27? 23053 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: just saying. 23067 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: 6! 23075 | D:15 | someoneawful: 6/20. 23087 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/rsxvo4pcmgo21.jpg lmao tactical stuff 23094 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: so fragile I'm terrified of looking girly while taking care of my infant. 23094 | D:15 | someoneawful: "men who think having children with your wife makes you gay" this is always fascinating 23094 | D:15 | someoneawful: doing the straightest thing you can do, but better not look feminine about it 23128 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: cat: orb 23131 | D:15 | Learned a level 1 spell: Apportation 23131 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: orb looking at me since he realize I was looking at him 23131 | D:15 | someoneawful: you see here the orb of cat 23131 | D:15 | someoneawful: the orb of cat lets out a hideous yowl as you pick it up. 23522 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/qS7YeS0.png lmfao 23523 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: $139. I'm not sure if that's high or not, I have no idea how much baby shit costs. 23531 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: I'm too lazy to google it :I 23534 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: "Technical and tough, the innovative Mission Critical S.01 Baby Carrier is built from the ground up specifically for dads. Simple, intuitive setup and adjustment focuses on comfort and allows your little one to easily face in or out as they grow. Seamlessly integrates with the Mission Critical S.01 Daypack Zip for a complete and balanced front-carry system. Features a removable/washable liner, sun shade, and MOLLE attachments on the front and back for accessories." 23544 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: KIT INCLUDES Baby Carrier 23544 | D:15 | someoneawful: TACTICAL BABY CARRIER 23678 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: Mission Critical 23679 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: Essential Gear for Extraordinary Dads™ 23682 | D:15 | someoneawful: hog 23682 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: hog. 23686 | D:15 | Noticed Kirke 23788 | D:15 | Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu. 23876 | D:15 | someoneawful: naga mage? 23876 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: sure, why not 23912 | D:15 | Found a staircase to the Depths. 23975 | D:15 | Noticed Sonja 23976 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/keiz2xh01jo21.jpg 'Thank God our hotel has shower gel for her and for him!' 23986 | D:15 | Killed Sonja 23988 | D:15 | someoneawful: why are the shower songs gendered. 23988 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: the two genders: wonderwall and yellow submarine 23988 | D:15 | someoneawful: ahhh 23988 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: why should any gender be saddled with wonderwall 24027 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/nuelx7vhp2o21.jpg hmm. 24228 | D:15 | someoneawful: gender.... 24404 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: a neqoxed comes into view. it complaints about not having a u after the q. 24434 | D:15 | someoneawful: neqoxec 24434 | D:15 | someoneawful: how do you pronounce that even 24563 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: nekozek 24564 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: imo 24572 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: Kirke throws some mysterious powder. 24572 | D:15 | someoneawful: what is it. 24572 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: :iiam: 24572 | D:15 | someoneawful: :iiamp: 24575 | D:15 | someoneawful: good job kirke 24575 | D:15 | someoneawful: turning the ufetubi into something much more dangerous 24576 | D:15 | Killed Kirke 24742 | D:15 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/xukcb5c705o21.jpg 24829 | Orc:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Orcish Mines 24831 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: women don't need their nutrition to be 'advanced' i guess 24850 | Orc:1 | hyperhaifisch: they just need organic maintainance 24969 | Orc:1 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/BQZ6oZk.jpg dark chocolate for men 24969 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: well you know what they say about how high maintenance women are :v :v :v 24969 | Orc:1 | hyperhaifisch: the chocolate bar that's not sure if it's french or german 24969 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: ahaha 24969 | Orc:1 | someoneawful: i was wopndering about that 25218 | Orc:1 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 25386 | Orc:2 | Entered Level 2 of the Orcish Mines 25387 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/93km67ydfqn21.jpg 25412 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: what if I want a smaller sandwich with two sides 25420 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: of course the girl pig has heart eyes 25420 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: of course she does 25421 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: I was about to say 25433 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: terrifying 25522 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/e5evi5dgeqn21.png MAN HOBBIES FOR MEN 25542 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: wow, rude 25542 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: gendering hobbies: weird 25610 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: and someone tried to find "women's" hobbies to go with it 25610 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: "I gave it a go. I couldn't get anything to work (like "fun crafty hobbies"). I gave up and searched for "fun girly hobbies". Granted, I was looking for it, but the results still kind of made my stomach turn: 27 Feminine Hobbies for Women. Spoiler, the list includes everything from knitting and collecting antiques to lapdancing and pole dancing - so a little bit for everyone, lol." 25610 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: lmfao 25610 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: tbf pole dancing is really god damn impressive. 25769 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: it is 25911 | Orc:2 | Reached XP level 16. HP: 55/91 MP: 24/24 25970 | Orc:2 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 26051 | Orc:2 | Found Kishruf's Food Boutique. 26055 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: food 26055 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: :T 26065 | Orc:2 | Found Cunt's Antique Armour Shop. 26073 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: lmao 26076 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: uh 26076 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: ow 26076 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: don't get knighted 26077 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: para? 26082 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: phew. 26085 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: it was fine. 26151 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: ... 26151 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: nice shop name 26151 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: wow! 26151 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: wow, crawl! 26151 | Orc:2 | Bought a pair of embroidered gloves for 195 gold pieces 26162 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: I'm doing a dumb laugh help 26162 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i scared my cat a little 26173 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: screenshot and post in crawlthread imo 26175 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: :v 26271 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: the rudest shop 26271 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: but see it's an australian game so cunt isn't as offensive and 26302 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: ... lmao 26302 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: oh noooo 26309 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: on aussie server 'plog' is just langfiltered to 'cunt' 26311 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: lmao 26311 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: yes 26331 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: throw the shrimp warrior on the barbie 26331 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: oh i thought it was a zot trap 26331 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: but it was a fountain 26418 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: lol arag complaining about getting an armour manual for his Op archaeologist. 26422 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: of all the things to complain about 26422 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: I mean, yeah ok it's a useless skill for themm fair 26422 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: but 26422 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: it's Op. 26422 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: why are you using a 'be flexible' start on fucking Op. 26422 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: seriously early armor manual will give you a nice hat at least 26422 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: I wonder, does it make sure the thing in the box is useable by you 26422 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: yes 26422 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: imagining a spriggan getting a weapon too big for them to wield 26422 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh, good 26422 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: it's in the code, i looked at it 26436 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/9neiuiy5vrn21.png gah 26504 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: the pink, the sparkle, the princessy crown. 26504 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: I hate it. 26504 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: so... glittery 26550 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: glitter: I appreciate it as a concept but not as a physical thing that exists near me 26577 | Orc:2 | Noticed Azrael 26578 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: azrael 26578 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: not flamy crab, 0/10 26578 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: so is gambling on the greater servent the dumbest idea ever 26578 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: 10% fail is 90% success!! 26578 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: exactly, you get it 26578 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: what's your rF like though. 26579 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh, it worked 26579 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: it worked out. 26579 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i have rf+ but that does nothing for damnations 26579 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: true 26580 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: um 26580 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: ow 26580 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: o w 26580 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: go go executioner 26580 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: before you get executed 26580 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.imgur.com/MTvUDmi.jpg wh... 26582 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: ahaha, wtf? 26582 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: so are all pants supposed to have elastic waistbands then, because that's the only other way I'm seeing this work 26584 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: ...wow 26584 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: azrael 26584 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: harsh 26584 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: porcupine shrimp 26584 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: that's a weird curse, azrael 26584 | Orc:2 | Killed Azrael 26594 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: I mean, imagine a porcupine shrimp just stuck in your pants 26595 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: for years 26599 | Orc:2 | Found a staircase to the Elven Halls. 26698 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: go executioner go 26708 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: "Guy here and this is tangential but I once went to a cross-dressing party and put on a skirt for the first time. Pretty straight-forward, I figured. It was only after going to the bathroom and unzipping the fly that I suddenly thought it was weird that this skirt has a fly. Then I realized I'd put it on backwards." 26708 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: ...what? 26708 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: first of all, why would a zipper be on the ass end 26708 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: that seems like the least convenient spot 26708 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: first of all why does a skirt have a zipper at all? 26708 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: second, do s 26708 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: yes 26708 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: don't you just... lift them up? 26708 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: also do skirts even have a backwards? I guess maybe weird fashionable ones do. 26708 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i haven't worn a skirt since i was a kid 26708 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: and i didn't wear them much then either 26708 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: I had a skirt as a kid but I refused to ever wear it. 26708 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: cause i hated my legs being all out 26708 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: same reason i didn't/don't wear shorts if i can get away with it, honestly!!! 26708 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: it feels weird! 26708 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: heh 26711 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: I don't mind shorts but they have to be, like 26713 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: the longer shorts 26723 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: thigh skin sticking together is not fun 26723 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: yes 26755 | Orc:2 | Found Zaler's Book Shoppe. 26766 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: whooooooops 26766 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: in general I don't get why someone would want to wear a skirt 26766 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: but people like them, apparently. 26766 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh, good tele 26767 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: i think i'm dead now 26767 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: it 26767 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: ...scroll options? 26767 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: summoning scroll might help 26767 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: fog maybe? 26767 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: that high priest is too close for fog to do anything 26767 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: torment might help if you live more than a turn or two 26767 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: heh 26768 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: "I legit have an uncle who believes this. He thinks that all women who wear jeans with flies are sinful and homosexual." what 26768 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: do they make jeans without flies??? 26769 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: apparently? 26772 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://www.fwrd.com/product-alessandra-rich-high-waisted-skinny-stirrup-jean/ARIF-WJ1/?utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=cj&source=cj&utm_campaign=glob_p_1909792&cjevent=b9c10e18538811e9839f03670a240613 this isn't one but holy shit 26773 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: it's so... 26774 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: it's hideous AND expensive 26774 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: oh my god that's so dumb 26774 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: this isn't.... 26774 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: better. 26774 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: it's 26775 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: oh well. 26775 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: um. 26775 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: tele again, silence maybe?? 26776 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: the high priest is too far away to silence, really 26776 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: ice blast? 26776 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh it's blocked 26776 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: could take out a bunch of regular priests though, which are also not helping 26776 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: also get health back 26776 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: yeah 26776 | Orc:2 | HP: 1/91 [orc priest/divine providence (12)] 26777 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: eek 26777 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: 1 26777 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: welp 26777 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: ok pick a hilarious way to go out 26778 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: oh 26778 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: to be fair 26778 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: wow 26778 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: these teles 26778 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: this is hilarious 26778 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: xom agrees 26778 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: aaand now i'm out of tele 26778 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: at least your summons are still here??? 26779 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: go to town with parawand 26780 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: aaa 26780 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: hm 26780 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: just keep blinking, be the imp 26780 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: well, nowhere i blink can be worse than this 26782 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: https://i.redd.it/3trvc1a55bp21.jpg what the fuck 26782 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: cotton balls are what you'd use if you had nothing else and it was either that or a makeshift tp pad 26782 | Orc:2 | someoneawful: freebleeding was a 4chan hoax 26782 | Orc:2 | hyperhaifisch: not surprised tbh 26782 | Orc:2 | Killed from afar by an orc priest Vanquished Creatures Rupert (D:13) 2 stone giants A fire dragon (Lair:6) A minotaur (Lab) A catoblepas (Lair:6) An anaconda (Lair:6) 7 centaur warriors 11 two-headed ogres 6 death yaks 2 orc high priests (Orc:2) 3 tengu warriors Urug (D:13) Sonja (D:15) A wizard (D:15) A lindwurm (Lair:6) 5 unseen horrors Pikel (D:8) 5 orc knights A necromancer (D:15) An orb spider (Lair:2) A deep elf mage (D:13) 3 orc sorcerers 14 ugly things 5 manticores A faun (shapeshifter) (D:14) 6 cyclopes 2 black mambas 11 elephants A naga mage (D:15) A molten gargoyle (D:11) 5 torpor snails (Lair:6) 5 gargoyles A kobold demonologist (D:15) 6 centaur skeletons 2 rime drakes 9 komodo dragons 8 spiny frogs An efreet (D:14) A tengu conjurer (D:14) 3 tyrant leeches (Lair:6) 9 trolls 12 polar bears 10 hornets 5 dream sheep (Lair:5) A boulder beetle (D:13) 3 raiju (Lair:6) A raiju (shapeshifter) (D:14) 8 blink frogs (Lair:2) 6 hippogriffs A centaur simulacrum (D:15) 3 shadows A wraith (D:14) 2 spriggans (Lair:5) 2 wyverns 3 hogs (D:15) 49 yaks 2 basilisks 15 humans (D:13) The ghost of chukamok2 the Charmwright, an amateur GnSk of Qazlal (D:3) 3 fire elementals (Orc:2) 6 vampire mosquitoes 3 hungry ghosts A soldier ant (D:14) 7 wargs 6 water moccasins 19 hell hounds 4 ice beasts 4 porcupines 3 phantoms A slave (D:8) 3 sky beasts 27 orc warriors 13 ogres 14 black bears A necrophage (D:14) 30 centaurs 9 crocodiles 32 wolves 7 big kobolds 18 bullfrogs 2 wyvern skeletons 5 scorpions 19 killer bees 3 wights (D:8) 7 howler monkeys 5 electric eels 5 crimson imps 6 centaur zombies 2 bullfrog zombies 21 orc wizards A bullfrog skeleton (D:6) 18 orc priests 5 hounds 9 jellies 5 iguanas 12 worker ants 12 sheep 2 hound skeletons A howler monkey zombie (D:5) Robin (D:2) 8 gnolls A howler monkey skeleton (D:10) 13 adders 4 shadow imps 6 oozes An adder zombie (D:8) 3 worms (D:2) 3 dart slugs 3 leopard geckos 98 orcs 2 ball pythons 7 giant cockroaches 16 goblins 9 hobgoblins 12 jackals 3 quokkas 6 bats 6 frilled lizards 2 jackal zombies 29 kobolds A quokka skeleton (D:4) 6 rats 2 fungi 10 plants 876 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (collateral kills) Kirke (D:15) Azrael (Orc:2) 4 hydras A lindwurm (Lair:6) 2 orc sorcerers (Orc:2) 3 elephants (Lair:5) A polar bear (Lair:4) 2 hippogriffs A dream sheep (Lair:5) A yak (Lair:4) 2 hogs (D:15) A water moccasin (Lair:5) 3 orc warriors (Orc:2) An ogre (Orc:2) 2 wolves (Lair:5) A centaur (D:15) 2 bullfrogs 4 orc priests (Orc:2) 2 orc wizards (Orc:2) 2 orcs (Orc:2) A fungus (Lair:5) 38 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (others) An orc warrior (Orc:2) 2 howler monkeys (D:11) An orc wizard (D:8) An orc (D:8) 6 fungi 23 plants 34 creatures vanquished. Grand Total: 948 creatures vanquished Vault maps used: D:1: dpeg_arrival_chase D:2: nicolae_gozag_seed_capital, fountainhead, uniq_robin D:3: first_ration D:6: lemuel_crystal_altar D:7: minmay_temple_entry_butterflies D:8: hangedman_little_slice_of_home, uniq_pikel D:10: minmay_the_grid_octo_tiled_octocenter, basic_altar D:11: lemuel_flame_loot_2, grunt_lair_entry_orc_guard_hut D:12: orc_0_dummy, serial_shops, kennysheep_little_box, basic_altar, enter_trove_1 D:13: david_vaults_3, serial_shops, shop D:14: serial_glass, glass_columns_b, glass_columns_b, minmay_gold_behind_fungi D:15: grunt_enter_depths_magical_seal, minivault_27, tgw_lugonu_bribe, uniq_kirke, uniq_sonja Temple: dpeg_three_leaves_temple Lair:2: nicolae_spider_entry_orb_guardian, lemuel_oklob_altar, grunt_megastairs_2, infiniplex_staircase_pool, serial_bayou_shore_b Lair:4: swamp_mist, lab_entry_generic, lemuel_fruit_fields, grunt_megastairs_4 Lair:5: st_stairs_10, forest_entry_grove, lemuel_fruit_tree, wad_woods_river_01, serial_bayou_shore_a Lair:6: hangedman_lair_caniforms_friends, wormcave, slime_dummy, minivault_19 Orc:1: basic_altar Orc:2: pubby_orc_utopia, uniq_azrael Lab: labyrinth_watery, labyrinth_glass_1, labyrinth_fake_exit Table legend: A = Turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in the entire game. B = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in the entire game. C = Inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in this place. D = Turns resting spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. E = Turns spent auto-exploring this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. F = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place divided by the number of levels of this place that you've seen. A B C D E F +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Total | 100.0 | 100.0 | 5.9 | 25.4 | 50.5 | 1007.9 Dungeon | 69.7 | 69.3 | 6.4 | 30.1 | 47.5 | 1164.6 Temple | 0.4 | 0.4 | 12.3 | 0.0 | 69.9 | 93.0 Lair | 22.3 | 22.3 | 5.9 | 15.3 | 62.0 | 935.2 Orcish Mines | 7.3 | 7.7 | 1.0 | 14.8 | 46.2 | 967.0 Labyrinth | 0.3 | 0.4 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 91.0 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 | 10-12 | 13-15 | 16-18 || total -------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------++------- Melee: Whip | 25 | | | | | || 25 Dagger | 79 | 28 | | | | || 107 Flail | | 275 | 34 | | | || 309 Shillelagh | | | 133 | 412 | 578 | || 1123 Morningstar | | | | 8 | 100 | || 108 Great mace | | | | | 136 | 108 || 244 Invok: Minor Destruction | | | | 27 | 198 | 10 || 235 Lesser Servant of | | | | 1 | 25 | 3 || 29 Major Destruction | | | | | 3 | 3 || 6 Greater Servant o | | | | | | 1 || 1 Abil: Reap | 6 | 13 | 1 | | | || 20 Evoke Blink | | | | 1 | 14 | 5 || 20 Evoke: Wand | | 2 | 2 | 9 | 17 | 7 || 37 Use: Scroll | | 9 | 6 | 9 | 25 | 5 || 54 Stab: Sleeping | | 2 | | | | || 2 Paralysed | | 2 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 2 || 11 Distracted | | | | | 3 | || 3 Armor: Ring mail | 42 | 93 | 23 | 23 | | || 181 Robe | 1 | | | | | || 1 Scale mail | | | | 44 | 357 | 41 || 442 Dodge: Dodged | 86 | 219 | 59 | 176 | 378 | 58 || 976